[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

When I was a little girl, my poodle got stepped on by a startled horse. I was angry when my pastor explained that fluffy didn't have a soul and would not be allowed into Heaven. Retardeds are punishment from GOD either to themselves, their parents, or both. Now, I know there are a few Mongoloid children who are smart as Democrats and can accept Jesus into their hearts, but for the most part, they are bound for Hell. SYMPATHETIC MOTHER GLENDORA

[Bamster]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

I am a 17 year old male, I have not masturbated since i was 13. I made a conscious decision that I though it was wrong. But yet I still get the occasional pimple.

Whats wrong with me?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

I am a 17 year old male, I have not masturbated since i was 13. I made a conscious decision that I though it was wrong. But yet I still get the occasional pimple.

Whats wrong with me?

Are you a retard? Why are you posting about this in here? Wrong thread, friend.

First, please make a thread of your own and introduce yourself HERE.

Then, take a look at THIS thread that posted recently on tips to avoid your....problem.

Unless you are a retard in which case I suppose you'll smear feces everywhere.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

I am a 17 year old male, I have not masturbated since i was 13. I made a conscious decision that I though it was wrong. But yet I still get the occasional pimple.

Whats wrong with me?

Not knowing you at all makes this a bit difficult, but I'd say that based on this post alone that there are many, many things wrong with you.

While not masturbating is admirable, the sin of vanity outweighs the good of not abusing yourself. Skin blemishes are also enough to get you banned from church and are likely a punishment from God.

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
Leviticus 21:16-21

And the fact that the Lord brought here, to this particular thread about retardeds is also troubling. Please, do as the good Pastor said and introduce yourself properly. Only then can we set about helping you into the loving light of our Lord Jesus Christ.

[Save_My_Soul]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Retarts should not be aloud in to heaven, they are a devils creation and they smell.