[Save_My_Soul]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Retarts should not be aloud in to heaven, they are a devils creation and they smell.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

I am a 17 year old male, I have not masturbated since i was 13. I made a conscious decision that I though it was wrong. But yet I still get the occasional pimple.

Whats wrong with me?

Not knowing you at all makes this a bit difficult, but I'd say that based on this post alone that there are many, many things wrong with you.

While not masturbating is admirable, the sin of vanity outweighs the good of not abusing yourself. Skin blemishes are also enough to get you banned from church and are likely a punishment from God.

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
Leviticus 21:16-21

And the fact that the Lord brought here, to this particular thread about retardeds is also troubling. Please, do as the good Pastor said and introduce yourself properly. Only then can we set about helping you into the loving light of our Lord Jesus Christ.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

I am a 17 year old male, I have not masturbated since i was 13. I made a conscious decision that I though it was wrong. But yet I still get the occasional pimple.

Whats wrong with me?

Are you a retard? Why are you posting about this in here? Wrong thread, friend.

First, please make a thread of your own and introduce yourself HERE.

Then, take a look at THIS thread that posted recently on tips to avoid your....problem.

Unless you are a retard in which case I suppose you'll smear feces everywhere.

[Bamster]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

I am a 17 year old male, I have not masturbated since i was 13. I made a conscious decision that I though it was wrong. But yet I still get the occasional pimple.

Whats wrong with me?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

When I was a little girl, my poodle got stepped on by a startled horse. I was angry when my pastor explained that fluffy didn't have a soul and would not be allowed into Heaven. Retardeds are punishment from GOD either to themselves, their parents, or both. Now, I know there are a few Mongoloid children who are smart as Democrats and can accept Jesus into their hearts, but for the most part, they are bound for Hell. SYMPATHETIC MOTHER GLENDORA

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

That video made my skin crawl! I hope a mod infracts the sicko that posted it! Retardeds are subhuman. They are living examples of our merciful God's punishment of the parents, most likely the mothers, of said tards.

They are nothing more than living "Sin Signs", used by God to remind all True Christians™ of child bearing age what can happen if you anger God while you or your True Christian™ wife are "with child".

That said, I guess it is better that they all live together on some sort of Retard Ranch instead of being allowed to roam aimlessly around our cities and towns. I'd just hate to have to live near a place like that!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Thinking about it, it wouldn't really matter to them if 'tards went to Heaven or not - I mean, it's not as if they are aware of much. Now, as poverty may be described as a lack of land and space and Heaven is not going to be poverty-struck by being over-crowded, it seems that the fewer that are there the better (The "more deserving Christians" have been promised places.)

Hence we see that if 'tards aren't really bothered, it would be like feeding a donkey strawberries to let them in.

On a more theological basis, if you haven't the intellect to believe in Jesus, you are set up to crack the Gates of Hell wide open.

I hope that helps you although, if you are a 'tard yourself, it won't.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

You guys are really mean. Retarded people have to get along in life with fewer basic skills than regular people. That makes it more difficult for them. When you attack them and pile on abuse it doesn't make it any easier for them. You know that, right? How many retardeds live in your town? Do you do anything at all to make the world nicer for them? Do you even wave, "Hi", or do you just look the other way when they come by?

I just saw this video. You should watch it. Maybe you will have a different attitude towards these harmless people:

You're in a grouchy mood, are YOU a retarded ?

Read the Bible, pray, and relax a bit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Don't get so snippy mister.

The Holy Bible determines our attitude on all things, including cripples.

Besides, I don't think it would even notice if someone waved at it. It might get violent.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

You guys are really mean. Retarded people have to get along in life with fewer basic skills than regular people. That makes it more difficult for them. When you attack them and pile on abuse it doesn't make it any easier for them. You know that, right? How many retardeds live in your town? Do you do anything at all to make the world nicer for them? Do you even wave, "Hi", or do you just look the other way when they come by?

I just saw this video. You should watch it. Maybe you will have a different attitude towards these harmless people:

[Mr. Robert Locklear]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

I know people with damaged stones, bastards, and other defects won't go, but what about mental defects? If a retard is so retarded, then they couldn't understand enough to accept Christ. But I saw a bunch of them in A Christian workshop making leather wallets to sell and they were all singing, "Jesus Loves the Little Children," so maybe they could get into heaven.
Retarded isn't in the Bible.

Fellow True Christians™:

I believe Pastor Deacon Fred Smith (whom I trust completely) has already stated that retards will never go to Heaven. Besides, can you imagine having one of them ruin your time in Heaven with their
incomprehensible blabber? Oh well, just put them all in a room full of bouncy balls and you'll never here from them again.

Mr. Robert Locklear

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Hey, Your depiction of Jesus makes him look like a Homer.
Well ya got it wrong anyway, Jesus was a black woman. Boy are you going to hell!

We're still waiting on that intelligent post, Tard Girl!

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Hey, Your depiction of Jesus makes him look like a Homer.
Well ya got it wrong anyway, Jesus was a black woman. Boy are you going to hell!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Jesus wore a dress and i n most depictions I see your GOD in one too.
Splain dat lucy.

I'm not sure what that Negro jive gibberish at the end is supposed to mean, but I can assure you that Jesus never wore a dress or anything resembling one. You're probably thinking of the perverted Catlick depictions of Jesus, which portray Him as an effeminate sissy and are deeply blasphemous and offensive. This is what Jesus really looks like:

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Emotionally bankrupt Pastors wil not make it into the pearly gates too.
Read your own scriptures.

We have sinner, that's is why we behave as we do.