[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Just out of curiosity, what happens if the Hindus are right?

Then you will have spent your whole life making Vishnu very angry.

If this was the case, it would say so in the Holy Bible.


Exodus 20
2I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
3Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

God is unambiguous in telling us that He is the only Way, and that all those who worship false gods will spend eternity in Hell. So we can rule out the possibility of Hindooism being anything more than a Satanic fairy tale.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Well said, Sister VD! God says in His Word that He is God! If Vishnu were God, then God would say so!

The things these secularists come up with! "What if Vishnu is the real God? What if the Muslims are right?"

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Tommy, didn't we share a tent once up on Brokeback Mountain.



Pastor Ezekial, I am not gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Your Anus makes a wonderful sex organ, but I am sure you already know that. Coke is the real thing, try it LOL.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Pastor Ezekial, I am not gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Your Anus makes a wonderful sex organ, but I am sure you already know that. Coke is the real thing, try it LOL.

Normal men don't dress up in girls dresses. You can deny it all you like, but when you look in the mirror, a filthy perverted homer is staring back at you. You can't fool us, and you certainly can't fool Jesus. You are as queer as a 3 dollar bill.

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Tell me goof ball , "What is Normal?" Like you, ha.
Jesus wore a dress and i n most depictions I see your GOD in one too.
Splain dat lucy.

Emotionally bankrupt Pastors wil not make it into the pearly gates too.
Read your own scriptures.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Emotionally bankrupt Pastors wil not make it into the pearly gates too.
Read your own scriptures.

We have sinner, that's is why we behave as we do.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Jesus wore a dress and i n most depictions I see your GOD in one too.
Splain dat lucy.

I'm not sure what that Negro jive gibberish at the end is supposed to mean, but I can assure you that Jesus never wore a dress or anything resembling one. You're probably thinking of the perverted Catlick depictions of Jesus, which portray Him as an effeminate sissy and are deeply blasphemous and offensive. This is what Jesus really looks like:

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Hey, Your depiction of Jesus makes him look like a Homer.
Well ya got it wrong anyway, Jesus was a black woman. Boy are you going to hell!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Hey, Your depiction of Jesus makes him look like a Homer.
Well ya got it wrong anyway, Jesus was a black woman. Boy are you going to hell!

We're still waiting on that intelligent post, Tard Girl!

[Mr. Robert Locklear]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

I know people with damaged stones, bastards, and other defects won't go, but what about mental defects? If a retard is so retarded, then they couldn't understand enough to accept Christ. But I saw a bunch of them in A Christian workshop making leather wallets to sell and they were all singing, "Jesus Loves the Little Children," so maybe they could get into heaven.
Retarded isn't in the Bible.

Fellow True Christians™:

I believe Pastor Deacon Fred Smith (whom I trust completely) has already stated that retards will never go to Heaven. Besides, can you imagine having one of them ruin your time in Heaven with their
incomprehensible blabber? Oh well, just put them all in a room full of bouncy balls and you'll never here from them again.

Mr. Robert Locklear

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

You guys are really mean. Retarded people have to get along in life with fewer basic skills than regular people. That makes it more difficult for them. When you attack them and pile on abuse it doesn't make it any easier for them. You know that, right? How many retardeds live in your town? Do you do anything at all to make the world nicer for them? Do you even wave, "Hi", or do you just look the other way when they come by?

I just saw this video. You should watch it. Maybe you will have a different attitude towards these harmless people:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Don't get so snippy mister.

The Holy Bible determines our attitude on all things, including cripples.

Besides, I don't think it would even notice if someone waved at it. It might get violent.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

You guys are really mean. Retarded people have to get along in life with fewer basic skills than regular people. That makes it more difficult for them. When you attack them and pile on abuse it doesn't make it any easier for them. You know that, right? How many retardeds live in your town? Do you do anything at all to make the world nicer for them? Do you even wave, "Hi", or do you just look the other way when they come by?

I just saw this video. You should watch it. Maybe you will have a different attitude towards these harmless people:

You're in a grouchy mood, are YOU a retarded ?

Read the Bible, pray, and relax a bit.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Thinking about it, it wouldn't really matter to them if 'tards went to Heaven or not - I mean, it's not as if they are aware of much. Now, as poverty may be described as a lack of land and space and Heaven is not going to be poverty-struck by being over-crowded, it seems that the fewer that are there the better (The "more deserving Christians" have been promised places.)

Hence we see that if 'tards aren't really bothered, it would be like feeding a donkey strawberries to let them in.

On a more theological basis, if you haven't the intellect to believe in Jesus, you are set up to crack the Gates of Hell wide open.

I hope that helps you although, if you are a 'tard yourself, it won't.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

That video made my skin crawl! I hope a mod infracts the sicko that posted it! Retardeds are subhuman. They are living examples of our merciful God's punishment of the parents, most likely the mothers, of said tards.

They are nothing more than living "Sin Signs", used by God to remind all True Christians™ of child bearing age what can happen if you anger God while you or your True Christian™ wife are "with child".

That said, I guess it is better that they all live together on some sort of Retard Ranch instead of being allowed to roam aimlessly around our cities and towns. I'd just hate to have to live near a place like that!