[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Most likely the unfortunate people with retardation will end up in Landover Iowa, if there is such place, as in the case of Heaven or Hell. I hear there will be a great vacany ther after the Rapture or is it Raptors. Hey neat imagine Raptors chasing down and eating True Chrstians. I'd pay to see that!
I plan on living forever.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Most likely the unfortunate people with retardation will end up in Landover Iowa, if there is such place, as in the case of Heaven or Hell. I hear there will be a great vacany ther after the Rapture or is it Raptors. Hey neat imagine Raptors chasing down and eating True Chrstians. I'd pay to see that!
I plan on living forever.

Well friend then you have come to the right place because Jesus loves you anyway. So the next step to life eternal is hitting the PayPal button because people who love Jesus tithe to HIS church early and often.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

I plan on living forever.

Since your highest wish is to become a girl instead of being a girlie-man, and you can't even change your gender..
How could you ever live forever?

You are powerless and pathetic, hated by God and cursed by the same to be a homersexual..
The only one who can give you life eternal is Jesus!
Repent and accept Him, or burn in hell forever!

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

I feel pretty..oh so pretty..I just love being a girl with a Tallywhacker.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

I feel pretty..oh so pretty..I just love being a girl with a Tallywhacker.

How oddly appropriate for this thread.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Do retards go to Heaven?

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Fear not, no one goes to heaven or hell , Neither place ever existed except only in the twisted minds of confused bible thumping christians who fear every thing and have no fortutude of their own, so they grovel in the darkness with paranoia and praise the almighty who is DEAD!

[tommy]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Fear not, no one goes to heaven or hell , Neither place ever existed except only in the twisted minds of confused bible thumping christians who fear every thing and have no fortutude of their own, so they grovel in the darkness with paranoia and praise the almighty who is DEAD!

You seem awfully sure for a person who cannot support his/her claims with a single shred of evidence.
What you should have written is that you BELIEVE there is no heaven and hell. You may not wanna hear it, but you are also religious, just in a different (utterly wrong) way.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

Praise Jesus Brother, I too look forward to this enlightenment.

Perhaps some Godly and infallible Landover Baptist theologians could weigh in on this, but I suspect they might be allowed into retard heaven.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Fear not, no one goes to heaven or hell , Neither place ever existed except only in the twisted minds of confused bible thumping christians who fear every thing and have no fortutude of their own, so they grovel in the darkness with paranoia and praise the almighty who is DEAD!

How can you be so sure of that friend? We might just be right, there is no way to prove us wrong. Now if you are right and there is no God when we die nothing happens, however if we are right there is a God you will burn in Hell for eternity. So the logical choice is for you to cover your bets and become a Christians.

It is not like being Christian is going to make the hereafter worse if there is no God or afterlife.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Fear not, no one goes to heaven or hell , Neither place ever existed except only in the twisted minds of confused bible thumping christians who fear every thing and have no fortutude of their own, so they grovel in the darkness with paranoia and praise the almighty who is DEAD!

You are long on accusations and hatred, and short on proof.

You know nothing about Jesus, nothing about the Holy Bible, and even less about True Christians™. You spend your days committing unspeakably perverted sin, and then come into our peaceful, Godly forum shaking your sissy fist at God and throwing a hissy fit because things don't go your way.

I can assure you that you ARE going to spend eternity in a lake of fire, unless you stop your filthy sodomite ways. God hates fags, so the Bible says. All you have to do is give up your unnatural chosen lifestyle and accept Jesus in your heart. May I suggest that you check out out Christian Ex-gay ministry, administered by the very able Miss Betty Bowers.

Now go and sin no more!

[Illustrator]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

It is not like being Christian is going to make the hereafter worse if there is no God or afterlife.

Just out of curiosity, what happens if the Hindus are right?

Then you will have spent your whole life making Vishnu very angry.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

You seem awfully sure for a person who cannot support his/her claims with a single shred of evidence.
What you should have written is that you BELIEVE there is no heaven and hell. You may not wanna hear it, but you are also religious, just in a different (utterly wrong) way.

Not you too! Does everything have to be spelt out for you bapwits? So every time someone states a belief with out 'proof' of it, they have to preface it with I BELIEVE!

Am I allowed to say that Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny doesn't exist? Or do I have to say: I BELIEVE Santa Claus and the easter Bunny don't exist -- unless I produce citations to support my conclusion or legal or scientific proof of it?

You don't think that when someone makes a statement of that sort that the "believe" can be taken as read? Taken for granted?

You bapwits get sillier every day. I grant that is a debatable statement. (Many would argue that you were as silly as possible anyway.) But you are getting more pedantic all the time.

What happened to the cute little doggie avatar? Now you have become fully indoctrinated you're you've switched to something more suitably violent?

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

You are long on accusations and hatred, and short on proof.

You know nothing about Jesus, nothing about the Holy Bible, and even less about True Christians™. You spend your days committing unspeakably perverted sin, and then come into our peaceful, Godly forum shaking your sissy fist at God and throwing a hissy fit because things don't go your way.

I can assure you that you ARE going to spend eternity in a lake of fire, unless you stop your filthy sodomite ways. God hates fags, so the Bible says. All you have to do is give up your unnatural chosen lifestyle and accept Jesus in your heart. May I suggest that you check out out Christian Ex-gay ministry, administered by the very able Miss Betty Bowers.

Now go and sin no more!

Ahh.... oh never mind.

Isn't it Mrs Betty Bowers?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

Ahh.... oh never mind.

Isn't it Mrs Betty Bowers?

Yes, you are quite correct. I suppose it was wishful thinking on my part that such a Godly True Christian™; woman might still be on the market. She is married to Mr. Betty Bowers, as you indicated.

Have you been through the BASH ministry? Are you a practicing poofter, or are you an ex-gay?