Retardeds, will they go to heaven?

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

Surely allowing retardos into heaven will be bad idea. Remember the time that Stinky was put on gaurd duty and ended up letting a family of Mexicans into church? I shutter to think what would happen in heaven!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

Well I would go by Leviticus 21??

Whosoever hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.

Surely Mongies are "blemished".

Do these faces look GLORY bound to you? I don't think they do...but what do I know... I am merely a woman.

With Lve and compassion, Sister Thumper

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

Perhaps some Godly and infallible Landover Baptist theologians could weigh in on this, but I suspect they might be allowed into retard heaven.

[BornAgain]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

I think as long as they're not too retarded to say "I accept you Jesus". Otherwise, it's hell for them, as the bible clearly states accepting Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Hell will also be filled with aborted babies and children too young to accept our Loving Lord™.

[eliot mayfield]

I know people with damaged stones, bastards, and other defects won't go, but what about mental defects? If a retard is so retarded, then they couldn't understand enough to accept Christ. But I saw a bunch of them in A Christian workshop making leather wallets to sell and they were all singing, "Jesus Loves the Little Children," so maybe they could get into heaven.
Retarded isn't in the Bible.