[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

I hate to repost, but it fits

[Johnnyboy]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

Mr. Makawhatever,

We are having a serious discussion here about a young mans future. We are not here to debate with you about a sissy game. If you want to talk about gay/heathen subjects(soccer, catholicism, Jap cars, ect.) I suggest you make friends with steffan nissmo. You two could talk for hours, I'm sure.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

soccer involves running down the pitch after a football and trying to score while kicking it, in no way do you lie next to a man and have sex. Also I can guarantee you that there are many gays that follow Nfl, even to the extent that there are many gay nfl players in the league.

Soccer, in itself, is not a homosexual activity, but it is popular among homosexuals and is a road to homosexuality. It's like the Dodge Caliber of sports.

[Makaveli tha don]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

I hate to repost, but it fits

http://www.nygayfootball.org/site/index.php?option=com_frontpage&Itemid=1

You should definately think about signing up homie.

[Luther T Washington]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

whats so bad about football? (soccer)

I would tend to agree that there is nothing inherently wrong with soccer as a sport, but Makaveli, you need to understand that soccer is not an inherent part of American culture. Some American parents (with whom I disagree) do not want to expose their children to violent sports. This may be where the perception of homosexuality comes into play.

I personally find soccer about as exciting as watching a '53 Chevy pick up rust next to a crumbling shack. American football is in my opinion the greatest sport on the planet, and the greatest football team is the Pittsburgh Steelers.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

You should definately think about signing up homie.

I refuse to click your Satanic link, who knows what kind of website you could of created.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

That is truly some sad news, Reverend Jim. The only things I can think of that are gayer than soccer are interior decorating and choreography. You'd think the ball was a giant estrogen pill or something.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

I personally find soccer about as exciting as watching a '53 Chevy pick up rust next to a crumbling shack. American football is in my opinion the greatest sport on the planet, and the greatest football team is the DALLAS COWBOYS.

Sorry Luther, but I had to correct your mistake!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

Sorry Luther, but I had to correct your mistake!

With all due respect, Luther was quite correct in pointing out the inherent superiority of the Pittsburgh Steelers over virtually all of their rivals.

You might enjoy this picture.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

I agree, some of those images are really gay.

[angels]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

If you'd bothered reading the thread you'd know exactly whats wrong with soccer. We're trying to prevent a True Christians grand nephew from becoming a hopeless queer. Now, kindly tell us a little about yourself. Most new folks(except the Brits and heathen trolls) have the good manners to introduce themselves in the intro forum before they start asking stupid questions.

God Bless

Heres a good question for you.Do you know of David Beckham,Pele,any of the worlds greatest footballers?. There is no way you can say that by playing footbal you are on a direct line to being gay.Where does all this come from?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

Heres a good question for you.Do you know of David Beckham,Pele,any of the worlds greatest footballers?. There is no way you can say that by playing footbal you are on a direct line to being gay.Where does all this come from?

Beckham and Pele are/were SOCCER players. It has already been established that SOCCER is gay. Didn't you see the instructive pictures and films that were posted in this thread that indisputably prove that soccer and thus by association, soccer players are gay?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Admiral Petty]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

Interesting post Rev. Jim. While I do agree that no scoring is bad for well, everything. I disagree that soccer makes you homosexual. If that was true, I would not be born right now because my father was on the Football team, the Wrestling team and the soccer team. I happen to enjoy soccer, it's a very fun sport. My lower school was mixed, and they had few students (private school) so we had boys and girls playing the same game. What it lead to was a respect for both sexes. Especially when your a goalie.

[Nobar King]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

Homo alert!! Break out the Lysol!

[Admiral Petty]

Re: My niece is warping her child by putting him into SOCCER!

You know, I went back and saw the pictures. Boy, did I ever laugh. Fairly awkward soccer moments. Luckily, I never got into one of those. That's pretty hardcore stuff there. Seriously, if it makes it that big as an Image. It will be pretty bad.

Also, for the last post. You don't know me, I've made less than a dozen posts here. How am I homosexual? Even if I was, how is it bad? If you believe that it's a sin, should that sin not be between the sinner and God?