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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #256
    Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

    Originally posted by ashleystoe View Post
    You're just another Christian old ass perv who can only find sex in shit.
    I don't believe any of the True Christians™ here are coprophiliacs. Where did you get that idea? From your own sick fantasy, I would imagine.

    I hope your kids get bewitched and kill your ass.
    If my kids were bewitched, they might not only come after the livestock; they might come after my wife Ethel and me too.

    piffleing mormon
    What do you mean by this?
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • the true
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jul 2010
      • 66

      #257
      Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Dear Godmocking Maggot;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling narcotics to young children to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel

      as you say! where is the proof that i have ever sold narcotics? the allegations you have put upon me can be taken to court, and if proven wrong you can be charged with malatiouse accusations. so sir willing to risk it? or would you care to appologize and just admit that you are not always correct?

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      • MiddleGround
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        Under Investigation
        • Jul 2010
        • 7

        #258
        Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

        Originally posted by the true View Post
        as you say! where is the proof that i have ever sold narcotics? the allegations you have put upon me can be taken to court, and if proven wrong you can be charged with malatiouse accusations. so sir willing to risk it? or would you care to appologize and just admit that you are not always correct?
        I've gotta agree with Pastor Ezekiel here.

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        • the true
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jul 2010
          • 66

          #259
          Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

          please be specific. i'm not here to listen to teenagers aggreing with the high post count

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          • MiddleGround
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jul 2010
            • 7

            #260
            Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

            You are clearly a sinner, and to question the Word of God is blasphemous. Harry Potter supports satanism and teaches children to hang out with old creepy men, anybody who thinks otherwise does not truly understand.

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            • Thereisgoodinevery1
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              Under Investigation
              • Jul 2010
              • 4

              #261
              Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

              [QUOTE=Bobby-Joe;486530]God categorically doesn't agree with you friend.

              Read what He says about witches
              Exodus 22:18
              18Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live
              Glory! Jesus suffered and died for your sins friend, why can't you kill the people He tells you to?

              No, Harry Potter is nothing more than a big gay strap on tallywacker that Rowlings has belted to her drooling, harlot hips and is ramming down the throat of America. Hermione Granger is nothing more than Rowlings' avatar, notice how proficient Granger is with a "wand". Reading Harry Potter turns you gay. END OF DISCUSSION.


              I don't know how you can call someone a witch with no proof, isn't it up to God to judge people and dispense his own justice. J.K. Rowling has donated most of the money that she has made to charity. She only wrote a book that is entertaining for children and for adults too. I see no badness in the book it is just based on fantasy, the main "good" characters never try to do harm to anyone, which is encouraged throughout the books. There is a little violence in the books and a few references to more than innocent relationships but this is just in line with most modern literature infact it's probably not as bad as most modern literature. There have been witch hunts in the past and it's been proved since that the inquisitors were ignorant and prejudiced against clever women. As a Brit I am offended by an attack on a fellow Brit who has just used her imagination to make money to support her family and has given most of the money that she has made to charity. What she has written is fiction and children know that the things that she writes about cannot happen in the real world.
              As for the statement that reading Harry Potter turns you gay, I don't think there is any proof you can call on for that. I have read the books over the last ten years and I have been married for the last five years and have three beautiful children, all born in wedlock, I have never considered cheating on my Husband, I stand by my marriage vows and I can assure you that I have had no "Gay" feelings at all, my Mother has also read all the books and she has been married to by Father for 38 years and is also no harlot and doesn't have "Gay" feelings.
              As for googling those words that you mentioned, why would you, a good christian, even think of googling those words?
              They say that you see what you look for, if you're constantly looking for bad then you'l find it. Give people a chance to opporate their "free will" and see that most people will be mainly good. Give your children credit to know what's good and what isn't, they'll learn to judge for themselves as they grow older, give them their moral, ethics and an understanding of their responsibilities to their community and let them grow with love not prejudice. Remeber that there is good in everyone.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29433

                #262
                Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                [QUOTE=Thereisgoodinevery1;560626]
                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                God categorically doesn't agree with you friend.

                Read what He says about witches
                Exodus 22:18
                18Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live
                Glory! Jesus suffered and died for your sins friend, why can't you kill the people He tells you to?

                No, Harry Potter is nothing more than a big gay strap on tallywacker that Rowlings has belted to her drooling, harlot hips and is ramming down the throat of America. Hermione Granger is nothing more than Rowlings' avatar, notice how proficient Granger is with a "wand". Reading Harry Potter turns you gay. END OF DISCUSSION.


                I don't know how you can call someone a witch with no proof, isn't it up to God to judge people and dispense his own justice. J.K. Rowling has donated most of the money that she has made to charity. She only wrote a book that is entertaining for children and for adults too. I see no badness in the book it is just based on fantasy, the main "good" characters never try to do harm to anyone, which is encouraged throughout the books. There is a little violence in the books and a few references to more than innocent relationships but this is just in line with most modern literature infact it's probably not as bad as most modern literature. There have been witch hunts in the past and it's been proved since that the inquisitors were ignorant and prejudiced against clever women. As a Brit I am offended by an attack on a fellow Brit who has just used her imagination to make money to support her family and has given most of the money that she has made to charity. What she has written is fiction and children know that the things that she writes about cannot happen in the real world.
                As for the statement that reading Harry Potter turns you gay, I don't think there is any proof you can call on for that. I have read the books over the last ten years and I have been married for the last five years and have three beautiful children, all born in wedlock, I have never considered cheating on my Husband, I stand by my marriage vows and I can assure you that I have had no "Gay" feelings at all, my Mother has also read all the books and she has been married to by Father for 38 years and is also no harlot and doesn't have "Gay" feelings.
                As for googling those words that you mentioned, why would you, a good christian, even think of googling those words?
                They say that you see what you look for, if you're constantly looking for bad then you'l find it. Give people a chance to opporate their "free will" and see that most people will be mainly good. Give your children credit to know what's good and what isn't, they'll learn to judge for themselves as they grow older, give them their moral, ethics and an understanding of their responsibilities to their community and let them grow with love not prejudice. Remeber that there is good in everyone.
                So your dad does not realize your mother is a demon whore and your dad is a raging Homer? Sad, very sad. Have you tried to introduce them to my best friend, Jesuis?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Thereisgoodinevery1
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                  • Jul 2010
                  • 4

                  #263
                  Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                  [QUOTE=James Hutchins;560659]
                  Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post

                  So your dad does not realize your mother is a demon whore and your dad is a raging Homer? Sad, very sad. Have you tried to introduce them to my best friend, Jesuis?

                  You are no Christian, you are a horrendous hypocrite and I pity your future, when your God judges you I think that you'll find that you are no Christian.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551

                    #264
                    Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                    Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post
                    You are no Christian, you are a horrendous hypocrite and I pity your future, when your God judges you I think that you'll find that you are no Christian.
                    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Thereisgoodinevery1
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 4

                      #265
                      Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                      [QUOTE=James Hutchins;560659]
                      Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post

                      So your dad does not realize your mother is a demon whore and your dad is a raging Homer? Sad, very sad. Have you tried to introduce them to my best friend, Jesuis?
                      I think that it's sad when Christians quote the Bible but only choose to quote the passages refering to prejudice, hatred and spite. Your God may be all these things but look at the rest of the Bible and you'll find Honesty, Forgiveness and Love, this is my God. Don't bother barring me from your site as you have many others I'm barring myself, I will pray for you all, but I don't hold out much hope as your heart is contorted with hate.

                      You judge my parents who have never done a thing wrong in their lives, you know nothing about them other than a set of books that my Mother has read. God will Judge.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29433

                        #266
                        Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                        Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post
                        You are no Christian, you are a horrendous hypocrite and I pity your future, when your God judges you I think that you'll find that you are no Christian.
                        But your wrong. See, right there under my name? It says in English (maybe you cannot read it) "True Christian™"

                        I have gone through many long and arduous hours with many Pastors, who held thine rods firmly to me, probing me for inperfections and openings.

                        So I have already been judged. My sins washed away by His Blood.

                        You are on the other hand, it appears you will die and not go to Heaven. See, you're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
                        As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
                        Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

                        Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.


                        Have a good Godly Day


                        YIC
                        JH



                        PS - I think you need to learn how to quote and such, how you are doing it makes you look like a doufus
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Thereisgoodinevery1
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 4

                          #267
                          Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                          Unsaved Scum, is that a direct quote from the Bible?

                          Our lads are over in Afghanistan fighting religious zealots like you to protect the world. God will judge you and you'd better hope that it's my God and not yours because if it's yours then you'll likely burn in hell, you're preaching and quoting to kill, one of the commandments was thou shalt not kill. God will Judge, I trust in that.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78551

                            #268
                            Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                            Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post

                            Our lads are over in Afghanistan fighting religious zealots like you to protect the world.
                            If you're a Brit then you're a liar. Your limp-wristed country has cut and run and is pulling all of your poofta troops out of the country. America (God's favorite country!) is over there sending mudslimes to hell for Jesus.


                            Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post
                            God will judge you and you'd better hope that it's my God and not yours because if it's yours then you'll likely burn in hell, you're preaching and quoting to kill, one of the commandments was thou shalt not kill. God will Judge, I trust in that.
                            You keep harping on that and you're wrong. What kind of a false Christian church do you attend? God actually commands Christians to judge unsaved scum such as yourself. Read my sermon on the subject HERE.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #269
                              Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                              [QUOTE=Thereisgoodinevery1;560684]
                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post

                              I think that it's sad when Christians quote the Bible but only choose to quote the passages refering to prejudice, hatred and spite. Your God may be all these things but look at the rest of the Bible and you'll find Honesty, Forgiveness and Love, this is my God. Don't bother barring me from your site as you have many others I'm barring myself, I will pray for you all, but I don't hold out much hope as your heart is contorted with hate.

                              You judge my parents who have never done a thing wrong in their lives, you know nothing about them other than a set of books that my Mother has read. God will Judge.
                              Are you actually saying there's more than one God? And that the Bible says there is more than one God?
                              Drama queen

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                              • Brother Snapper Grogan
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 608

                                #270
                                Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

                                Goodness! I don't think I've ever seen so much hatred in here - it's as if this thread has been infested by demons!

                                The video at the beginning of this thread is proof positive of the filth that's purveyed in these evil Harry Potter books and movies, and the Bible is absolutely clear on how we should treat witches. That should put an end to it once and for all.

                                I'm so glad that I didn't let my daughters (or my wife, for that matter) expose themselves to Satan's influence through this excrement. It would be almost as bad as letting them attend a catlick "mass". I shudder to think how I would have had to beat them to save them from its influence.
                                What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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