[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Life is tough, but its really stupid too..make it tough on purpose! Jesus doesn't love any of us if we do all of this to merely please him.

Of course JESUS loves us!! Why do you think he kills us all eventually? SO WE CAN MEET HIM, THAT'S WHY! Sadly, He will toss most everyone into HELL, but that's His choice. People who don't tithe to Landover Baptist sufficiently deserve it!

[SalvationSeeker]

Life is tough, but its really stupid too..make it tough on purpose! Jesus doesn't love any of us if we do all of this to merely please him.

"Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them:
for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments."
Exodus 20:5-6

See that, sinner? Jesus loves us, but hates you, He hates you down to the third and fourth generation.
This means that Jesus hates you, your children, your grandchildren, their children.. and so on.

Do you really want to doom all of them to hell, just because you cannot find it in your heart to accept Jesus?
HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL??

[Ixi]

What if I don't have kids? Then no one would go to Hell. No wait, I won't go to Hell either. Theres no such thing.

[Jesus is Lord]

What if I don't have kids? Then no one would go to Hell. No wait, I won't go to Hell either. Theres no such thing.

Hell is very real. You can tell Satan all you want you don't believe in him or Hell while he tortures you for all eternity.

[Ixi]

Well its not going to happen.

[Andreas]

Hell is very real. You can tell Satan all you want you don't believe in him or Hell while he tortures you for all eternity.

I think hell is just a human-made-up punishment for those who wouldn't obey the word of "God".

Yet, I still haven't found out where the hell does Landover get the idea of Satan being a sodomite with a "huge barbed" tallywacker.


Andreas is an atheist, but accepts the possibility of God's existence

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I think hell is just a human-made-up punishment for those who wouldn't obey the word of "God".

Yet, I still haven't found out where the hell does Landover get the idea of Satan being a sodomite with a "huge barbed" tallywacker.


Andreas is an atheist, but accepts the possibility of God's existence

Andy, you fancy yourself quite a bit, don't you. You are in love with your own voice....Well listen nancyboy; Jesus died temporarily for your sins, and that is nothing to be scoffed at! If you want to know more about hell, then look HERE. Or you can just wait until you die (soon most likely) and satan will give you the guided tour.

You will have an eternity of gargling his scalding hot spunk to contemplate the error of your ways. By then it will be far too late, of course. Praise Jesus!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: How Do You Keep Little Blond Girls From Playing With Nigras In The Sandbox?

No wait, I won't go to Hell either. Theres no such thing.

I'm sure your sentiments will change as you get your bowels shredded by satan's horribly barbed mudplow for all eternity, you disgusting piece of god-hating trash. I, and my fellow True Christians, will be laughing with glee from On High as you burn. Get ready for hell, demon.

[Ixi]

Re: How Do You Keep Little Blond Girls From Playing With Nigras In The Sandbox?

Yeah! Lets party with Satan!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How Do You Keep Little Blond Girls From Playing With Nigras In The Sandbox?

Yeah! Lets party with Satan!

ICKY! Are you still here?!?!? I thought we sent you out to play in the traffic.

[Andreas]

Re: How Do You Keep Little Blond Girls From Playing With Nigras In The Sandbox?

ICKY! Are you still here?!?!? I thought we sent you out to play in the traffic.

I though brother Salvationseeker bought her..

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How Do You Keep Little Blond Girls From Playing With Nigras In The Sandbox?

I though brother Salvationseeker bought her..

Na, Ixi just got bought by a Yemeni Oil Sheik as an "animal companion" for the Sheik’s prize stallion. The Sheik wants his stud "in the game" so to say without risking the stallion on temperamental mares. Gross, yes, but that’s sinners for you.

Jesus will be happy the money Ixi is going to bring to Christ's church.PRAISE!

Now Andreas, what can you do for Christ? How are you built? There is drug lord in a US prison who is willing to give strongly to Landover if we find him the right cell mate (and emphases on the “mate” part). Do you think Andreas that with a gender reassignment surgery you could play a convincing woman?

[Andreas]

Re: How Do You Keep Little Blond Girls From Playing With Nigras In The Sandbox?

Now Andreas, what can you do for Christ? How are you built? There is drug lord in a US prison who is willing to give strongly to Landover if we find him the right cell mate (and emphases on the “mate” part). Do you think Andreas that with a gender reassignment surgery you could play a convincing woman?

Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I thought you only trust your Landover hand-to-head doctors?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How Do You Keep Little Blond Girls From Playing With Nigras In The Sandbox?

Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I thought you only trust your Landover hand-to-head doctors?

For myself yes. But we are not talking about a TRUE Christian, we are talking about you.

So what about it Andreas; Why do you hate Jesus so much you wouldn't be willing to have a sex change operation? This Drug Lord's money is important to Jesus' church. What's ten years of being rump rangered when you compare it to Jesus suffering on the cross?

[Andreas]

Re: How Do You Keep Little Blond Girls From Playing With Nigras In The Sandbox?

For myself yes. But we are not talking about a TRUE Christian, we are talking about you.

So what about it Andreas; Why do you hate Jesus so much you wouldn't be willing to have a sex change operation? This Drug Lord's money is important to Jesus' church. What's ten years of being rump rangered when you compare it to Jesus suffering on the cross?

I'm sure God does not approve changing any of his creation.
Did he really suffer so much?