[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How Do You Keep Little Blond Girls From Playing With Nigras In The Sandbox?

your all ****ing idiots, i like jesus

You "like" Jesus? Then you'll 'like' this. Jesus is coming back for one reason and one reason only.

To start Armageddon, the last war, in which all unbelievers will be killed and every river will run red with blood, until all that are left are Landover Baptists.

And you are going to be in the first wave, homer!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How Do You Keep Little Blond Girls From Playing With Nigras In The Sandbox?

your all ****ing idiots, i like jesus, but i must say, you take it in the ass from satan more than your wife does from me

Friend,

If you want to do my wife in her hospital you are welcome to her, but don't come crying to me if she gives you a special surpise on your tallywacker.

REPENT(tm) turn to Jesus before you end up Satan's number one bitch.

[Ixi]

Re: How Do You Keep Little Blond Girls From Playing With Nigras In The Sandbox?

You all shut up! You'll never find me!

[Ixi]

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Godly Presisdent? Puh-lease, hes a retard!

[Ixi]

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Leave him alone! You have no buisness in selling him!

[Ixi]

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Many suffered so much for then just being hung from a cross!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Many suffered so much for then just being hung from a cross!

First; don't reply to yourself or you will be considered spamming the forum.

Second; aren't you packed for Yemen yet?

[Andreas]

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Many suffered so much for then just being hung from a cross!

Are you suggesting that hundreds and hundreds of those who suffered on the cross more than Jesus are equal to Him?

How dare you!

[Witch Hammer]

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Leave him alone! You have no buisness in selling him!

Jesus, please inspire this ranting harlot to learn how to use the "quote feature", so that we can take her idiotic postings in the proper context. Thank you Lord, Amen.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Leave him alone! You have no buisness in selling him!

Icky, let me explain to you what a democracy is. Someone comes into Wal-mart to buy Trojans. She doesn't ask the manager where he got them and he doesn't ask her what she is going to do with them (although it is obvious that she is about to break some commandments!).

Same thing with selling you to an Arab. He doesn't want to know where we got you and we don't want to know why he wants to buy you.

The IMPORTANT thing to remember is that the customer is willing to pay for something and the seller's job is to deliver it and get the cash. That's democracy.

The product itself doesn't have any say in the transaction. So if Sheik Omar decides to buy you, we will notify you where to turn yourself in. Usually it's near a private airport like the one in Crawford, Texas.

[Andreas]

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Icky, let me explain to you what a democracy is. Someone comes into Wal-mart to buy Trojans. She doesn't ask the manager where he got them and he doesn't ask her what she is going to do with them (although it is obvious that she is about to break some commandments!).

Same thing with selling you to an Arab. He doesn't want to know where we got you and we don't want to know why he wants to buy you.

The IMPORTANT thing to remember is that the customer is willing to pay for something and the seller's job is to deliver it and get the cash. That's democracy.

The product itself doesn't have any say in the transaction. So if Sheik Omar decides to buy you, we will notify you where to turn yourself in. Usually it's near a private airport like the one in Crawford, Texas.

I hep you have stopped thinking about selling me to that drug lord, since I accepted my only savior Jesus to my heart.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I hep you have stopped thinking about selling me to that drug lord, since I accepted my only savior Jesus to my heart.

Andreas, you know by now that devotion to JESUS CHRIST is what insures salvation along with being a good provider for the church so we can keep the Word of God circulating and saving souls. It may be that JESUS has chosen you to serve Him in Yemen bringing Christianity to some old Shiek homer. We can't know what is in JESUS' mind, we have to wait for a suitcase of cash Sign from Above.

[Andreas]

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Andreas, you know by now that devotion to JESUS CHRIST is what insures salvation along with being a good provider for the church so we can keep the Word of God circulating and saving souls. It may be that JESUS has chosen you to serve Him in Yemen bringing Christianity to some old Shiek homer. We can't know what is in JESUS' mind, we have to wait for a suitcase of cash Sign from Above.

I guess I'll have to trust you. I mean... It's you who spent most of his life writing letters to Oman Shirafi and managed thinking on his gorgeous haircut...

[Ixi]

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Andreas, you know by now that devotion to JESUS CHRIST is what insures salvation along with being a good provider for the church so we can keep the Word of God circulating and saving souls. It may be that JESUS has chosen you to serve Him in Yemen bringing Christianity to some old Shiek homer. We can't know what is in JESUS' mind, we have to wait for a suitcase of cash Sign from Above.

Be free! Don't except this as your fate Andreas!

[Jesus is Lord]

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Be free! Don't accept this as your fate, Andreas!

To think in another thread you called Bush a retard yet you make these spelling and grammar mistakes. That, and the fact you reject His gracious gift of eternal salvation makes you an even bigger retard.