[TheFlash]

Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

P.P.S. if you really want your dictionary world rocked, check out the urbandictionary entry for "Cosby sweater"

[GOD=life]

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Well - I'd love to debate you about the Bible.

Trust me pal, you do NOT want to debate the Bible with Rev. Osborne.

I'm not insulted because I'm a Muslim, but because I've spent ample time around them

2 Corinthians 6:14 (King James Version)

14Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

PS perceivedHostile responses will be met with equal hostility.

And there you have it: if you perceive something to be an insult, you will insult right back. Same with mooslims: they perceive an insult, so they strike back with a terrorist attack or flag burning. If you were Christian, you would say "hostile responses will be met with kindness".

They also love to discuss religion, without insulting the other person or telling them "you're wrong and going to Hell."

You're the type of person who would never go to an oncologist because he says you have cancer. There is NOTHING wrong about pointing out that someone's lifestyle is leading that person to Hell. The Bible states so unequivocally. We HAVE to witness because, again, the Bible states so unequivocally.

Basically, you're saying "golly, it bothers me that you're actual Christians, please tone it down because I'm morally lazy".

What kind of people would we be if we just sat around and did NOTHING, knowing that you will end up in Hell?? And WE aren't the only ones speaking the truth.

Here, watch this, it'll send a chill down your spine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFZ1pt0WX5c

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Dearest Reverend Osborne,

No wait, I found the light. I got saved (am saved) and I find your version of hate-spewing appalling. I would love you to tell me one place in the Bible (any recognized version) where Jesus said to insult people who aren't saved - and insult what they believe.

I will gladly point out not just one, but ten cases where Jesus has insulted unsaved people and what they believe.

"DOGS" Matt. 7:6 Jesus said, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs" (see also 2 Peter 2:20-22, Rev. 22:15)
"SWINE" Matt. 7:6 "...neither cast your pearls before swine"
"VIPERS" Matt. 3:7 "O generation of vipers..." (see also Matt. 12:34, 23:33 and Luke 3:7)
"HYPOCRITES" Matt.6:2 "...as the hypocrites in the synagogues..." (see also Matt.6:5, 16, 15:7, 16:3, 22:18, 23:13-15, 29, 24:51, Mark 7:6, Luke 11:44, 12:56)
"CHILDREN OF THE DEVIL" John 8:44 "You are of your father the devil..." (see also Acts 13:10)
"PERVERSE" Mat. 17:17"...O faithless and perverse generation" (see also Luke 9:41, Acts 20:30, Phil. 2:15, 1Tim. 6:5)
"HEATHEN" Mat. 6:7 "...as the heathen do" (see also Mat.18:17, Act 4:25, 2Cor. 11:26, Gal. 1:16, 2:9, 3:8)
"FOOLS" Mat. 23:17 "...Ye fools and blind" (see also Luke 12:20, 1Cor.15:36, Mat.23:19, Luke 11:40, 24:25, Eph. 5:15)
"WICKED AND ADULTEROUS" Mat. 16:4 "A wicked and adulterous generation" (see also Mat. 12:45, 13:49, 18:32, 21:41, 25:26, Luke 19:22, 1Cor. 5:13, 2Thes. 3:2, 2Pet. 2:7, 3:17)
"O YE OF LITTLE FAITH" (Christ's favorite name for His apostles!) Mat.6:30, 8:26, 14:31, etc., etc., etc.

I hope you have found this Bible lesson enlightening.

YIC,
Rev. Jim

[Brother Temperance]

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And the misinterpretation of the term "Urban" is staggering. Yes Urban is a marketing catchphrase, but it doesn't refer to black people, it refers to the hip-hop/rap culture and the slang associated with it.

2. Urban
Urban means relating to or concerned with a city or densely populated area, The term is exploited by corporations such as MTV to refer to black music/culture, without mentioning race.
Anything Urban = $$$$.
3. urban
1. marketing term used to hide the fact they are focusing on a racial group
2. black people or other minority

9. urban
advervitising speak for "black". often used by the same type of middle class wanker says "coloured" and thinks there being PC.
" i dont want any urbans on my street, they all sell drugs anyway"

or "the urban music awards"

meaning "black" music.only they dont want to say it.because they're scared.

For a group who apparently has little experience with A. the darker side of the internet (which is probably most of it considering porn is >50% of internet traffic) and B. so called "Urban" culture, you are all awfully quick to pass judgement on a site that is only biased according to the users who frequent it, not its creators.

Oh, so it's only full of filth because the people who use it are disgusting scum? I see, that makes it OK then.

The world doesn't live in tiny, caucasian, evangelical-ville, and the internet sure as hell lives somewhere else entirely. And if I may quote the philosopher Rabbi Akiva, who succinctly summed up the entire old testament in a single sentence, for some advice "Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself, all the rest is commentary."

Yes, but he was a Christ-killing Jew, so why would anyone trust what he had to say?

P.S. anyone who argues that the Bible doesnt have contradictions that require nonliteral interpretations must be really, really, baked. See: the fact that people argue about it at all.

See: Satan.

[TheFlash]

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So everyone in your church agrees that they all see the Bible exactly the same way, and if there is a slight disagreement, Satan is compelling them to do so.

[GOD=life]

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So everyone in your church agrees that they all see the Bible exactly the same way, and if there is a slight disagreement, Satan is compelling them to do so.

No, it's willful ignorance that's compelling them to do so. In your case, for example, you disagreed with Rev. Osborne that Jesus made condescending remarks about non-believers. You challenged him to name even one example. He gave you ten.

So what's your response now? Will you accept that Rev. Osborne is right and apologize like a RATIONAL person would or do you keep insisting that you're right? If you pick the latter, then it's an article of blind faith, not logic.

It's trough logic and reason that we all, both independently and through guidance, arrive at very similar conclusions.

[Dillon]

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As a Christian I would like to put my two cents in and say that I see nothing wrong with Urban Dictionary. The only purpose it serves is to educate those who wish to know what a term or phrase means, in modern-day slang. Perhaps a Christian hears a term in daily conversation and wants to know its meaning: they would then proceed to go to the site and look it up. If it is something inappropriate then they know not to engage in conversation with someone who has brought up such a thing. Or even know when to chastise someone who may be using the phrase.

[One With God]

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The Bible is much larger than just Matthew 7:1. Also we do not mind being judged as we are free of sin.

Why we must judge you to save your soul:

• Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
• John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
  
• 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

We are sin free:

• 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
  
• Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
• 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

Now i admit i dont know exactly where it is. but i do know that god/jesus said that only he is perfect, and so you cannot tell me that you have never sinned. also the bible is obviously bigger then any one verse, so that argument could be used against any part of the bible

[GOD=life]

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As a Christian I would like to put my two cents in and say that I see nothing wrong with Urban Dictionary.

Well, as True Christians™, we see a lot of fault in the Urban Dictionary, particularly because it is edited by people who hate Christians. They might take a perfectly normal term like "fap" and turn it into something filthy.

The only purpose it serves is to educate those who wish to know what a term or phrase means, in modern-day slang.

You mean those who wish to know how it's being pervertedin modern-day slang.

Perhaps your association with willfully unsaved people and your wish to be "liked" by them is distracting you from being a Christian. God is not some kind of "hobby", friend.

[smurfs9oo]

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Since people are questioning god, if i prayed "Dear Jesus, please appear to us, as you did to Paul and the 500 brethren, so that we can see the evidence of your resurrection. In your name we pray, amen."

He would appear right, since this is what Jesus has promised us in the Bible:

Matthew 7:7 Jesus says:

• Ask, and it will be given you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For every one who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. Or what man of you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a serpent? If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!

In John chapter 14:14:

• Whatever you ask in my name, I will do it, that the Father may be glorified in the Son; if you ask anything in my name, I will do it.

In Matthew 18:19:

• Again I say to you, if two of you agree on earth about anything they ask, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven. For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
  
  So why doesnt he?
  

[Levi Jones]

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Since people are questioning god, if i prayed "Dear Jesus, please appear to us, as you did to Paul and the 500 brethren, so that we can see the evidence of your resurrection. In your name we pray, amen."

He would appear right, since this is what Jesus has promised us in the Bible:

Matthew 7:7 Jesus says:

• Ask, and it will be given you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For every one who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. Or what man of you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a serpent? If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!

In John chapter 14:14:

• Whatever you ask in my name, I will do it, that the Father may be glorified in the Son; if you ask anything in my name, I will do it.

In Matthew 18:19:

• Again I say to you, if two of you agree on earth about anything they ask, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven. For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
  
  So why doesnt he?
  

Wasn't Jesus resurrection enough of a sign for you? Jesus is not your plaything, boy!

Matthew 12:39-40 But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Not to be a downer in this hate-fest, but may I remind you:

"Judge not, lest ye be judged" - Matthew 7:1

I'm sure your God would be proud of your blathering condemnation of things you do not agree with.

Not to be a downer in your ignorance-fest, but if you read Matthew 7:1-2, you will plainly see that Matthew 7:1 is part of a warning against hypocritical judgment, not a commandment that we not judge.

Now, I don't mean to sounds cruel by any means, for I am a christian myself. Although I respect your way of life, I do not agree with it.

No, you are not. You don't even capitalize "Christian" or "Bible", both of which are proper nouns, which indicates that you do not have respect for either Jesus or His Word.

Of course, you manage to capitalize "I" consistently. We can see exactly who it is that you worship.

I think that we're going at this the wrong way... American's aren't high and mighty, and we are not God's chosen people. In fact no one is, none of us have the right to judge, and you might tell me that the bible says otherwise, but the bible also says we can own slaves, and sell our on daughters into slavery, the bible is a great guide for our morals and beliefs, not on how we behave in everyday life. This is just my opinion on the matter.

I see that once again you are putting your modern secular morals ahead of God's. He gave us laws concerning how to treat slaves. He didn't command us to own slaves.

Jesus DID command slaves to be obedient to their masters, however.

Urban Dictionary isn't holy, and neither are you. So please, everyone if we could all just stop being... silly and let everyone go on with their lives.

You might wish to start by not joining Christian church forums, uninvited and unwelcome, to attack our beliefs. Jackass.

Ok, seriously, I I wasn't going to post here until I read the one comment about Wiccans. We do our own thing, we don't harm you, or anyone else, and we're mostly peaceable. We only expect the same in return.

You also work to lead others astray, from God, and into your demon-worship.

To think that grown person who is happy with their own soul would be afraid of people of different sexual orientation, or race or (insert stereotype of your liking here) is getting more then slightly annoying.

We're not afraid of them at all. We love them, and we want them to avoid spending eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.

Why do you hate homosexuals and non-whites? Why do you want them to go to Hell?

Say you are right. At the End of Days, magic will happen, the earth will split, and all that. Well, I guess my ass gets fried. My bad.

Yours and that of everyone who believed you and chose secular modern "equality" and "tolerance" over God's Law. Sorry, while you can choose your own damnation, that kind of collateral damage is not acceptable to Christians.

I went from nothing. From shit on the sidewalk, to a drug-ridden youngster, to a successful, clean, addiction free man with a family. I did it all on my own, with ZERO help from anyone. If I'd had a stick to lean on, I'd still be weak and needy. I found my inner strength through MY beliefs, and I've found my own path.

You mean through the made-up "lord and lady"? No, that's not a crutch at all!

Remember, religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one, but it's not cool to whip it out in public. And it's completely unacceptable to shove it in kids' faces. Blessed Be.

So you have not taught your children anything about your Wiccan cult, and keep them completely in the dark about God?

Why do you want your children to go to Hell?

[Dillon]

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You mean those who wish to know how it's being pervertedin modern-day slang.

Just as your congregation is perverting Christianity.

Well, as True Christians™

I rest my case.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Just as your congregation is perverting Christianity.

Care to point out any instances where we aren't following the Bible? I can wait.

I rest my case.

And what exactly is wrong with the term "True Christian(tm)"? How else are we going to differentiate ourselves from hell-bound false christians who only pick and choose what parts of the Bible to follow?

[Dillon]

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Care to point out any instances where we aren't following the Bible? I can wait.

I seem to have incurred an infraction which politely asked me to point out the same thing. Now I have not visited your congregation, nor have I read all of its "beliefs," so I was / am basing my conclusions on the senior members that I've encountered on this corner of your website.

Perhaps that's not enough to constitute the remark I made, and if that is the case then I apologize as my apology is due.

I just felt as it my faith, and my Lord were being mocked here on this board.

From the signature of one of your senior members:
"I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen"
Okay first of all, where did the "H." come from? And Christ wasn't His last name...
Second, there was no US when Christ was born. So obviously he wasn't a US citizen.

Now unless you are Mormon, the Lord never even stepped foot in the United States.

On another note, the user titles are either a combination of pretentious and condescending or rude and inflammatory.

"BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured"

How can you say his damnation is assured? Doesn't the Bible say that only God can decide that? Is that really the message you want to send anyway?

"Unsaved trash"

Someone sees that you've called them that and they are pushed away rather than invited in to the Church of the Lord...

And as far as 'God=life' goes, his states that he / she is at "God's Favorite Country," which obviously is blasphemy as nowhere in the Bible does God declare a "favorite country."

Look, there are lots of things that are non-biblical about this forum. Perhaps that's as far as it goes, and maybe your congregation is a marvelous representation of what God wants. I don't know the answer to that. But this is just what I've seen. I hope this answers the questions I was asked.