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  • BadAssButterfly
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    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Dear Silly Pagan,

    Human beings are purely selfish and have no frame of reference to tell what is "good". What you think is "good" is done out of pure self motivation. Sure, you may not fear hell, but you do fear reprisal from your fellow human beings. Since God is the only thing that fears nothing on He is in a position to be selfless.

    Actually, I don't do good out of fear of reprisal. For example:

    I give food to the food bank because there are hungry people who need food. I'm not worried that someone will punish me if I don't.

    I treat animals kindly because to treat them unkindly is harmful to them and I do not wish to harm them. While cruelty to animals is a crime in my state, I would not be cruel to animals even if it were perfectly legal.

    I garden organically because I do not wish my family to eat toxic fertilizer, herbicide, and pesticide residue found in much commercial produce. No one would punish me if I put weed-and-feed on my garden. I just think it's not a good thing to do, so I don't do it.

    I give to other people out of my material goods if I have them to spare and they need them, because they need them and I have extra. No one would punish me if I refused to share. I do it because it's the right thing to do.

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Review a Book for Jesus!!

    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
    I see nothing in my life that requires repentance. I do my best to be a good person, and I think that is that is really necessary.
    How about reviewing a book for Jesus?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

    Originally posted by BigAssButterfly View Post
    Perhaps you require the threat of eternal damnation to keep you in line and make you behave. Not everyone needs to have hell hanging over them to make them be good people. They just do the right thing because it's the right thing to do.
    Dear Silly Pagan,

    Human beings are purely selfish and have no frame of reference to tell what is "good". What you think is "good" is done out of pure self motivation. Sure, you may not fear hell, but you do fear reprisal from your fellow human beings. Since God is the only thing that fears nothing on He is in a position to be selfless.

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  • BadAssButterfly
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    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Friend,

    The Bible clearly teach us that without God there is no virtue, only utter depravity. Therefor Jesus tells us there is no way a tree botherer like you can be good.

    Perhaps you require the threat of eternal damnation to keep you in line and make you behave. Not everyone needs to have hell hanging over them to make them be good people. They just do the right thing because it's the right thing to do.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
    I see nothing in my life that requires repentance. I do my best to be a good person, and I think that is that is really necessary.
    Friend,

    The Bible clearly teach us that without God there is no virtue, only utter depravity. Therefor Jesus tells us there is no way a tree botherer like you can be good.

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  • BadAssButterfly
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    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    That queer is rotting in hell right now, along with your communist idol John Lennon and that naked demon worshiper Ghandi. You and your lezbean daughter will be joining them soon enough I'm afraid.

    Whatever. If you're going to threaten me with something I don't believe in, you may as well threaten me with being eaten by the monster under the bed.

    Are you willing to repent yet and accept the love of Christ?
    I see nothing in my life that requires repentance. I do my best to be a good person, and I think that is that is really necessary.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
    Vonnegut was a genius, whose wit and wisdom will be sorely missed. I have most of his books in my library. Considering both the physical and philosophical similarities, I think he may have been the reincarnation of Mark Twain.
    That queer is rotting in hell right now, along with your communist idol John Lennon and that naked demon worshiper Ghandi. You and your lezbean daughter will be joining them soon enough I'm afraid.

    Are you willing to repent yet and accept the love of Christ?

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    I've set myself the task of studying a few of the blasphemies of Kurt Vonnegut, to try and understand the mindset of a God-mocker; I'll let the Church know if I find anything interesting.
    How ironic that you posted this a mere week before that druggie was struck dead by Jesus. Well, he was actually pushed down a flight of stairs by Jesus a while back and took a while to succumb; same thing.

    I tried reading The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien today but gave up in disgust midway through the introduction. Why do so many "Christians" enjoy these books? The man was a deranged Brit Mary-cultist who glorified Satanic sorcery. I can tell you this: without his precedent, Harry Potter and all of that filth would never have come to be, and Hell's population would be a lot smaller. Ugh!

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  • BadAssButterfly
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    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    I've set myself the task of studying a few of the blasphemies of Kurt Vonnegut, to try and understand the mindset of a God-mocker; I'll let the Church know if I find anything interesting.
    Vonnegut was a genius, whose wit and wisdom will be sorely missed. I have most of his books in my library. Considering both the physical and philosophical similarities, I think he may have been the reincarnation of Mark Twain.

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    I've set myself the task of studying a few of the blasphemies of Kurt Vonnegut, to try and understand the mindset of a God-mocker; I'll let the Church know if I find anything interesting.
    I'm sure we all look forward to your reviews!

    I must look and see what's next on my own "to-read" shelf.

    (By the way, 29 posts have been moved to a more appropriate place, "FatAssButterbutt's Wanton Ho Sex Class". Thanks to BTB for the title! Now, let's try to keep the Book Review thread focused on Book Reviews, not BABs sexual proclivities!)
    Last edited by OnYourKnees; 04-12-2007, 07:15 PM.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

    Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
    I'm actually, you know, hoping to actually read it.

    Because if you actually read it, it's like the Bible. Harry is like Jesus, Dumbledore is like God, and Voldy is like Satan.
    And all witches are to be put to death? Friend, nobody is "like" Jesus or "like" God, and to suggest otherwise is blasphemy.

    I've set myself the task of studying a few of the blasphemies of Kurt Vonnegut, to try and understand the mindset of a God-mocker; I'll let the Church know if I find anything interesting.

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

    Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
    I'm actually, you know, hoping to actually read it.

    Because if you actually read it, it's like the Bible. Harry is like Jesus, Dumbledore is like God, and Voldy is like Satan.

    It's a very good series.
    The title of this thread is, "Review a book for JESUS".

    Harry Potter is not at all like Jesus.

    Harry Potter harnesses the forces of Satan to fight his enemies, where Jesus (being God Himself) uses the forces of God.

    Dumbledore is old, white-bearded, and DEAD. In what way can you say he's at all like God?!

    Thanks for playing . . . try again when you've read a book and can review it FOR JESUS!
    Last edited by OnYourKnees; 04-01-2007, 04:07 AM.

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  • MapesInmate
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    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

    Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
    I must call attention to a new Harry Potter abomination. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows is due to be released in July. I hope everyone has their bonfire grounds all ready! I know I do! I'm greatly looking forward to the release of this book.
    To burn it, of course.
    I'm actually, you know, hoping to actually read it.

    Because if you actually read it, it's like the Bible. Harry is like Jesus, Dumbledore is like God, and Voldy is like Satan.

    It's a very good series.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    Belgium is more civilized when it comes to most things.
    And I suppose that you are proud of the legalized animal sodomy laws in your third-world country?

    Or the dramatic increase in racism throughout the cesspool you call home?

    Or the proliferation and popularity of openly fascist political parties all over Belgium?

    I don't see anything to be proud of. I would be ashamed if my parents had been so stupid as to be Belgianites.

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  • H. Montague Worthington
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    Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    Oh please, like there is such a thing as an innocent negra. That is hilarious!!

    Why take a look at this pic. This "innocent" news man was caught red handed, right on his own show.

    I'm sure Satan will enjoy reaping his rewards when he is in Hell!

    Lve, Sister Thumper
    Negroes are theives by nature. They have stolen from white people since the first day they got here. In fact, I've added up the amount they owe us in reparations:

    Passage to the United States from Africa by boat: approx. $800 ea., times 35,000,000 Negroes = $28 billion
    Food and lodging: 400 years @ $2 a day, times 35,000,000 Negroes = $2.8 trillion

    So by my calculations, the Negroes owe White (normal) people $2,828,000,000,000.00 even BEFORE you calculate the interest. If you add in the stolen pies, it's a figure so large that it would take NASA to calculate.
    Last edited by H. Montague Worthington; 03-27-2007, 10:42 PM.

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