[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Jesus makes up my mind, thank you very much.

By the way, I don't see YOU denying the Holy Ghost.....

When did I said I wanted to?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Is there a reason for you daring her to do that, then in the same post urging her not too, and then daring her to again? Make up your mind please.

Jesus makes up my mind, thank you very much.

By the way, I don't see YOU denying the Holy Ghost.....

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

If that is true, then there is one way to prove it. I double dog dare you to say that you deny the Holy Ghost.

Please know that doing so will ABSOLUTELY and IRREVOCABLY ensure that you WILL be sent into eternal damnation. Denying the Holy Ghost is the one unforgivable sin, and I would urge you to NOT commit it.

But of course if you truly desire an eternity of unspeakable suffering in hellfire, then go right ahead. Jesus is watching.

I triple dog dare you.

Is there a reason for you daring her to do that, then in the same post urging her not too, and then daring her to again? Make up your mind please.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

I was browsing the children's section of Bible's 'N Things the other day when I stumbled across this:

What a treasure! It's about three golliwogs (no surprise there! ) who live in a nursery cupboard. They're very unhappy in that cramped cupboard, so they decide to go adventuring and find a home of their own -- all kinds of hilarious hijinks ensue, but I won't spoil them here. It has delightful illustrations, quirky characters, a clever story, and NO sexual material, profanity, or blasphemy whatsoever. A perfect book for parents and children alike. Here's a snippet:

Once the three bold Golliwogs, Golly, Woggie, and Nigger, decided to go for a walk to Bumble-Bee Common. Golly wasn't quite ready so Woggie and Nigger said they would start off without him, and Golly would catch them up as soon as he could. So off went Woggie and Nigger, arm-in-arm, singing merrily their favourite song - which, as you may guess, was Ten Little Nigger Boys.

You can see how the prose just sparkles. It's going for over forty bucks on Amazon, but Godless eBay has some FANTASTIC prices that are just too good to pass up. Don't miss out on one of the only good things to ever come out of Britain.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

What can possibly be learned from a centuries old book anyway?

I ask myself the same question everyday. Though, I'm thinking of the Bible instead.

ANYWAY.

I READ said book.

I give it 2 thumbs up.

A superior work of fiction.

I especially liked the Unicorn and the Dragons.

Though, Eragon and Eldest by Christopher Paolini own the Bible SO hard.

Not to mention LoTR and other Tolkien books which are just beyond compare in this case.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

If that is true, then there is one way to prove it. I double dog dare you to say that you deny the Holy Ghost.

Please know that doing so will ABSOLUTELY and IRREVOCABLY ensure that you WILL be sent into eternal damnation. Denying the Holy Ghost is the one unforgivable sin, and I would urge you to NOT commit it.

But of course if you truly desire an eternity of unspeakable suffering in hellfire, then go right ahead. Jesus is watching.

I triple dog dare you.

There is no such entity as the Holy Ghost.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Given the choice between hell and eternity with folks like you, I'd take hell. Of course, since I believe that both heaven nor hell are imagnary, it's not a problem.

If that is true, then there is one way to prove it. I double dog dare you to say that you deny the Holy Ghost.

Please know that doing so will ABSOLUTELY and IRREVOCABLY ensure that you WILL be sent into eternal damnation. Denying the Holy Ghost is the one unforgivable sin, and I would urge you to NOT commit it.

But of course if you truly desire an eternity of unspeakable suffering in hellfire, then go right ahead. Jesus is watching.

I triple dog dare you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Of course you would. You couldn't stand to be around 24/7 joyfulness, now would you, Dances with Joy. To be in the Presence of the Lord for all eternity, now wouldn't that just be awful! Truly you make no sense to me! I presume you were sent to a public school


My, someone has quite the command of the English Language, hasn't he! Even as a scientist, I have a better grasp of the language than you...

So you've never made a typo and missed it? I originally typed "neither heaven nor hell are real," then changed it and forgot to delete one letter.

And I'm not a he.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Given the choice between hell and eternity with folks like you, I'd take hell.

Of course you would. You couldn't stand to be around 24/7 joyfulness, now would you, Dances with Joy. To be in the Presence of the Lord for all eternity, now wouldn't that just be awful! Truly you make no sense to me! I presume you were sent to a public school

Of course, since I believe that both heaven nor hell are imagnary, it's not a problem.

My, someone has quite the command of the English Language, hasn't he! Even as a scientist, I have a better grasp of the language than you...

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Well if you want to go though those filthy places go right ahead. I know for a fact that unsaved children wipe their satanic boogers all over the things sold in yard sales and thrift stores....


Satanic boogers? That's one I haven't heard before. Besides, what difference do germs make if I'm going to burn them anyway?

At any rate, the guys are doing quite well without you. Their books are always on the NYT Bestsellers list. They rake in millions.

So does Jimmy Braggart Ministries. I cna't stop idiots from sending him money, but I won't be writing him a check.



Take a look at what you're missing. You are one of the unsaved scum who will be "Left Behind". And good riddance too.

Given the choice between hell and eternity with folks like you, I'd take hell. Of course, since I believe that both heaven nor hell are imagnary, it's not a problem.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

I won't be buying new copies, so they won't be getting any extra royalties from me, and they aren't worth paying full cover price for anyway. I'll buy them from yard sales, thrift stores, etc., where they go for 10 to 25 cents each.

Well if you want to go though those filthy places go right ahead. I know for a fact that unsaved children wipe their satanic boogers all over the things sold in yard sales and thrift stores....

At any rate, the guys are doing quite well without you. Their books are always on the NYT Bestsellers list. They rake in millions.

Left Behind, book one, released with little fan fare in 1995, but now 12 years later, the series has sold more than 65 million copies and rocked the publishing world.

Take a look at what you're missing. You are one of the unsaved scum who will be "Left Behind". And good riddance too.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Black Sin, White Masks

Well, as mentioned in my previous post, I've not even finished Fanon's backwards negro book yet, but I keep finding more and more fascinating stuff. In the chapter I'm currently on, he examines the condition of "negrophobia." Now, I'd never heard of this before, but apparently some people are prejudiced against nigs, and regard them with a mixture of fear and revulsion. It's pretty strange to read about something so far removed from our normal experience, but apparently these people have a pathological fear of being raped by buck negroes, and in both women and men it results from them repressing their unhealthy urges for dark flesh. Just thinking about such things makes me stiff with disgust. I can barely even imagine what it must be like for these people who have a suppressed fascination with massive, throbbing, pounding negro tallywhackers. The idea seems so strange that I just can't stop thinking about it.
Please, if anyone can think of anything that could help me to understand this bizarre phenomenon of white folk who are obsessed with negro genitalia and find the sickening thought of white folk being penetrated by wild dark-skinned members is always at the back of their mind, I'd be very keen to hear it.

You mean folks like TC's?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Well that's very nice of you! I know they'll appreciate the income, and both Brother Tim and Brother Josh are exuberant Tithers here at Landover Baptist. By all means purchase their books by the case!

I won't be buying new copies, so they won't be getting any extra royalties from me, and they aren't worth paying full cover price for anyway. I'll buy them from yard sales, thrift stores, etc., where they go for 10 to 25 cents each.

[Brother Temperance]

Black Sin, White Masks

Well, as mentioned in my previous post, I've not even finished Fanon's backwards negro book yet, but I keep finding more and more fascinating stuff. In the chapter I'm currently on, he examines the condition of "negrophobia." Now, I'd never heard of this before, but apparently some people are prejudiced against nigs, and regard them with a mixture of fear and revulsion. It's pretty strange to read about something so far removed from our normal experience, but apparently these people have a pathological fear of being raped by buck negroes, and in both women and men it results from them repressing their unhealthy urges for dark flesh. Just thinking about such things makes me stiff with disgust. I can barely even imagine what it must be like for these people who have a suppressed fascination with massive, throbbing, pounding negro tallywhackers. The idea seems so strange that I just can't stop thinking about it.
Please, if anyone can think of anything that could help me to understand this bizarre phenomenon of white folk who are obsessed with negro genitalia and find the sickening thought of white folk being penetrated by wild dark-skinned members is always at the back of their mind, I'd be very keen to hear it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

I KNEW there had to be a good use for all those Tim LaHaye and Josh McDowell books! I'm going to go out and buy some now to keep in the kindling box next to my fireplace. Thank you for the wonderful suggestion.

Well that's very nice of you! I know they'll appreciate the income, and both Brother Tim and Brother Josh are exuberant Tithers here at Landover Baptist. By all means purchase their books by the case!