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  • Daniel
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 113

    #1

    Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

    As many of you know, I am a former computer hacker that realized the error of my ways and reformed through the Lord. I believe that it is my responsibility now to advise True Christian parents of the warning signs that their child may be a hacker. I stumbled across this article on the internet that summarizes these signs.

    As a True Christian parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.
    Two years ago, my wife Carol and I decided that our children's education would not be complete without some grounding in modern computers. To this end, we bought our children a brand new Compaq to learn with. The kids had a lot of fun using the handful of application programs we'd bought, such as Adobe's Photoshop and Microsoft's Word, and my wife and I were pleased that our gift was received so well. Our son Peter was most entranced by the device, and became quite a pro at surfing the net. When Peter began to spend whole days on the machine, I became concerned, but Carol advised me to calm down, and that it was only a passing phase. I was content to bow to her experience as a mother, until our youngest daughter, Cindy, charged into the living room one night to blurt out: "Peter is a computer hacker!"

    As you can imagine, I was amazed. A computer hacker in my own house! I began to monitor my son's habits, to make certain that Cindy wasn't just telling stories, as she is prone to doing at times.
    After a few days of investigation, and some research into computer hacking, I confronted Peter with the evidence. I'm afraid to say, this was the only time I have ever been truly disappointed in one of my children. We raised them to be honest and to have integrity, and Peter betrayed the principles we tried to encourage in him, when he refused point blank to admit to his activities. His denials continued for hours, and in the end, I was left with no choice but to ban him from using the computer until he is old enough to be responsible for his actions.
    After going through this ordeal with my own family, I was left pondering how I could best help others in similar situations. I'd gained a lot of knowledge over those few days regarding hackers. It's only right that I provide that information to other parents, in the hope that they will be able to tell if their children are being drawn into the world of hacking. Perhaps other parents will be able to steer their sons back onto the straight and narrow before extreme measures need to be employed.
    To this end, I have decided to publish the top ten signs that your son is a hacker. I advise any parents to read this list carefully and if their son matches the profile, they should take action.
    1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
    Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict "No Hacking" policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider.
    I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.
    2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
    Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
    The best option is to confront your son with the evidence, and force him to remove the offending programs. He will probably try to install the software again, but you will be able to tell that this is happening, if your machine offers to "download" one of the hacker applications. If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern beating , and possibly consider stoning him if the problem continues.
    3. Has your child asked for new hardware?
    Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.
    If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
    4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
    If you pay close attention to your son's reading habits, as I do, you will be able to determine a great deal about his opinions and hobbies. Children are at their most impressionable in the teenage years. Any father who has had a seventeen year old daughter attempt to sneak out on a date wearing make up and perfume is well aware of the effect that improper influences can have on inexperienced minds.
    There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond.
    If you find any of these hacking manuals in your child's possession, confiscate them immediately. You should also petition local booksellers to remove these titles from their shelves. You may meet with some resistance at first, but even booksellers have to bow to community pressure.
    5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
    If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to "DOS" other people’s sites. "DOSing" involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.
    6. Does your son use Quake?
    Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behavior at home and at school.
    If your son is using Quake, you should make him understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.
    7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behavior?
    As a child enters the electronic world of hacking, he may become disaffected with the real world. He may lose the ability to control his actions, or judge the rightness or wrongness of a course of behavior. This will manifest itself soonest in the way he treats others. Those whom he disagrees with will be met with scorn, bitterness, and even foul language. He may utter threats of violence of a real or electronic nature.
    Even when confronted, your son will probably find it difficult to talk about this problem to you. He will probably claim that there is no problem, and that you are imagining things. He may tell you that it is you who has the problem, and you should "back off" and "stop smothering him." Do not allow yourself to be deceived. You are the only chance your son has, even if he doesn't understand the situation he is in. Keep trying to get through to him, no matter how much he retreats into himself.
    8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
    BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
    Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.
    If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
    9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
    If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glow colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.
    10. Is your son struggling academically?
    If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association. Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases. Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight. For the sake of your child's mental and physical health, you must put a stop to his hacking, and limit his computer time drastically.
    I encourage all parents to read through this guide carefully. Your child's future may depend upon it. Hacking is an illegal and dangerous activity that may land your child in prison, and tear your family apart. It cannot be taken too seriously.
    Another serious warning sign that your child is a hacker is talk of "SQL Injection". SQL is a dangerous drug similar to LSD but used strictly by the hacker subculture. It is injected into the users arm or leg and is very dangerous. Over 40 cases of missing persons and drug-related deaths are linked to SQL.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

    Originally posted by Daniel View Post
    Another serious warning sign that your child is a hacker is talk of "SQL Injection". SQL is a dangerous drug similar to LSD but used strictly by the hacker subculture. It is injected into the users arm or leg and is very dangerous. Over 40 cases of missing persons and drug-related deaths are linked to SQL.
    We just found one kid who over dosed on his SQL Injection while hacking. The corner said he suffered a massive runaway cartesian join. The kid never stoad a chance.

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    • OnYourKnees
      On Extended Furlough
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 4729

      #3
      Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?


      As we can see, the hacker description is quite accurate.

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      • roserougesang
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2007
        • 418

        #4
        Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

        "If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glow colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences."

        This person seems to have confused a 'hacker' with a 'raver' in the category of appearance. Ravers are the ones that wear clothing like that when they go to nightclubs or special dance parties called 'raves'.

        Just clearing up a mistake
        "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

          Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
          "If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glow colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences."

          This person seems to have confused a 'hacker' with a 'raver' in the category of appearance. Ravers are the ones that wear clothing like that when they go to nightclubs or special dance parties called 'raves'.

          Just clearing up a mistake
          And why do they go to raves? Because they tend to finish at about 4:30 in the morning, when most people are in bed, but the raver is still full of horse tranquilliser, felafels, and general unnatural chemical energy. 4:30 in the morning, when the civilised world is asleep, is the perfect time for the raver/hacker to attack computer systems!
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • R-R-R
            Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2007
            • 183

            #6
            Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            4:30 in the morning, when the civilised world is asleep, is the perfect time for the raver/hacker to attack computer systems!
            Yeah... but after such a party I doubt they'll be able to hack that well if they're still drugged up. The upside is that they'll be asleep when the rest is awake, so the latter won't be bothered by the former.
            John 20:29
            Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329

              #7
              Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

              Originally posted by Daniel View Post
              As many of you know, I am a former computer hacker that realized the error of my ways and reformed through the Lord. I believe that it is my responsibility now to advise True Christian parents of the warning signs that their child may be a hacker. I stumbled across this article on the internet that summarizes these signs.
              My son Skeeter is a good Christian boy, who might not spell so good, but I have noticed my precious Skeeter always cleans his computer after each use (as witnessed by the tissues in his trash can). Also, Skeeter is very careful to clear out his temporary Internet files, recycle bin, and clear his history each night before he goes to bed. As far as this hacking thing goes . . . corporal punishment cures all childhood problems.
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • R-R-R
                Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2007
                • 183

                #8
                Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                I have noticed my precious Skeeter always cleans his computer after each use (as witnessed by the tissues in his trash can). Also, Skeeter is very careful to clear out his temporary Internet files, recycle bin, and clear his history each night before he goes to bed.
                He might be doing something else than hacking perhaps;

                Genesis 38:9
                And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

                Of course I might misinterpret your story about the tissues and clearing the internet files, but it was what came to mind as a possibility... No offense meant with this of course, hopefully none taken either.
                John 20:29
                Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                • roserougesang
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 418

                  #9
                  Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

                  I used to be friends with a raver and she didn't hack computers, she didn't even own one. Wasn't a good friend though, always lied to me.
                  "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

                    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                    I used to be friends with a raver and she didn't hack computers, she didn't even own one. Wasn't a good friend though, always lied to me.
                    Friend,

                    As sure as Christ died for your sins and there is a God in Heaven we TRUE Christians will never lie to you.

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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #11
                      Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

                      Originally posted by R-R-R View Post
                      He might be doing something else than hacking perhaps;

                      Genesis 38:9
                      And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

                      Of course I might misinterpret your story about the tissues and clearing the internet files, but it was what came to mind as a possibility... No offense meant with this of course, hopefully none taken either.
                      How dare you suggest such a thing of Mother Glynndie's fine, upstanding Skeeter!

                      He uses those tissues to ensure that there are no smudges or dust on his computer monitor. He is not some porn-addicted M-ing HOMER! He's a Godly young man, who cruises the Internet with a firm grip on his faith in Jesus!

                      Really, to suggest that the child of a True Christian would be doing such things . . . Mother Glynndie tells us that Skeeter is a good boy, who loves to read about faraway lands in National Geographic. One day, he wants to go to Sub-Saharan Africa and witness to all the natives!

                      Skeeter's a brave boy, too. Pastor Ezekiel told him that those African men have oversized, uncircumcised tallywhackers and will repeatedly sodomize anything that comes within arm's reach . . . Skeeter's eyes lit up, thinking about such a challenge. Immediately he declared, "Don't worry, Pastor Ezekiel. I can handle them!!" Such confidence in the face of adversity!

                      We at LBC are all very proud of that boy, and will not have ill words spoken of him!

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                      • MapesInmate
                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 43

                        #12
                        Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                        How dare you suggest such a thing of Mother Glynndie's fine, upstanding Skeeter!

                        He uses those tissues to ensure that there are no smudges or dust on his computer monitor. He is not some porn-addicted M-ing HOMER! He's a Godly young man, who cruises the Internet with a firm grip on his faith in Jesus!

                        Really, to suggest that the child of a True Christian would be doing such things . . . Mother Glynndie tells us that Skeeter is a good boy, who loves to read about faraway lands in National Geographic. One day, he wants to go to Sub-Saharan Africa and witness to all the natives!

                        Skeeter's a brave boy, too. Pastor Ezekiel told him that those African men have oversized, uncircumcised tallywhackers and will repeatedly sodomize anything that comes within arm's reach . . . Skeeter's eyes lit up, thinking about such a challenge. Immediately he declared, "Don't worry, Pastor Ezekiel. I can handle them!!" Such confidence in the face of adversity!

                        We at LBC are all very proud of that boy, and will not have ill words spoken of him!
                        If there's tissues in his trash can and his history is always deleted, he's definitely srfing up porn and masturbating.

                        Unless Glyndie actually watches him clean the computer with tissues and clear the history... that's a possibility. *nod*

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                        • OnYourKnees
                          On Extended Furlough
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 4729

                          #13
                          Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

                          Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
                          If there'sWhen there are tissues in his my trash can and his my history is always deleted, he's it's because I'm definitely srfing up porn and masturbating.
                          YOUR experiences with tissues and computers are irrelevant. We're talking about Mother Glynndie's son Skeeter, who is eagerly looking forward to witnessing to the wild, depraved African Negroes he's seen in his National Geographic magazines!

                          Skeeter is a good, innocent young man, with none of your wordly lusts! Why, when he recently saw an issue of Vogue with a half-naked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the cover, he ran with it to his prayer closet and was in there for an hour, at least, praying God would help them see the error of their ways!!

                          Now, stop talking nonsense, get on your knees, and open up for Jesus! Clearly, you're imagining all manner of disgusting vile perversions and projecting them onto Skeeter in an attempt to assuage your own guilty conscience!

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                          • R-R-R
                            Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 183

                            #14
                            Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

                            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                            We at LBC are all very proud of that boy, and will not have ill words spoken of him!
                            My apologies, this is clearly a case of misinterpretation. This seems to be yet another example of how wrong we (or I in this case) can be if when thinking up our/my own theories. Thank God True Christians don't interpret the KJV but live to it literally. PRAISE!
                            John 20:29
                            Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729

                              #15
                              Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

                              Originally posted by R-R-R View Post
                              My apologies, this is clearly a case of misinterpretation. This seems to be yet another example of how wrong we (or I in this case) can be if when thinking up our/my own theories. Thank God True Christians don't interpret the KJV but live to it literally. PRAISE!
                              Well, misunderstandings do happen.

                              I'm sure Mother Glynndie, being the True Christian woman she is, will forgive you saying such things of her Good Boy Skeeter.

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