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  • #211
    Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

    Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
    In your eyes, what's more inappropriate:
    1. My name
    2. This thread
    Ty for your quick response.
    Your name: you say that God is less than 3 of you.

    Your name should read: God>10000000000Me.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • #212
      Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

      Unfortunately the username "GodLovesMe" was taken. I decided to put "God'Heart'Me". On the interwebs, a heart is shown as <3. DUCY?

      This is how my username came about. God is not greater than or smaller than anyone. He is equal to everyone and everyone = everyone.

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      • #213
        Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

        Do you play poker?
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • #214
          Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

          I have dabbled in teh pokers on occasion. God did not seem to have any qualms with me doing so.

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          • #215
            Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

            God also "has no qualms" with people engaging in fornication, excessive drinking and lying to Christians. You will find out God's qualms when God tells you that you cannot enter Heaven. That's what we're trying to warn you about.

            Even though you come to trolls us, we do really care about where you're going. We want that place to be Heaven, with us.

            P.S. Want to know how I figured out you play poker? Your use of the word DUCY. As a Christian, I can find out a lot about a person through rational analysis.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • #216
              Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

              DUCY is an acronym for 'do you see why'... DUCY? It also so happens to be a best selling book in the poker world. I have not read it.

              I am more than happy to go to heaven. Eternal living... be it in heaven or in hell, would be most horrific. We can only hope, as Christians, that we neither go to heaven or hell, but that we rest in piece and without conciousness for the rest of existence.

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              • #217
                Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                It also so happens to be a best selling book in the poker world. I have not read it.
                That's odd for someone with an interest in Poker. It would be like being an atheist and never having read "The God Delusion".

                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                Eternal living...
                Everlasting living.

                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                We can only hope, as Christians, ...
                Christians pray, atheists hope. See how easy it is to spot the pretend-Christian?

                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                that we neither go to heaven or hell
                The prospect of going to either place is one of the core tenets of Christianity. You're going to need stronger arguments than your own opinions to gain traction with this angle.

                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                but that we rest in piece
                You mean "peace", Mr. Well-Spoken.

                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                and without conciousness for the rest of existence.
                Sorry, but that's a typical atheist argument. I very much wish to keep my consciousness during my stay in Heaven, thank you.
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • #218
                  Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                  I am more than happy to not go to heaven.
                  FMP

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                  • #219
                    Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                    How long will you be staying in heaven? For the rest of eternity?

                    What do you plan on doing on day 1 trillion? Will heaven still be as enjoyable as day 1? Will you still be jumping around in puffy clouds with the same spirit of excitement?

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                    • #220
                      Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                      Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                      How long will you be staying in heaven? For the rest of eternity?
                      Yes, for eternity.

                      Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                      What do you plan on doing on day 1 trillion?
                      I didn't plan that far in advance. My focus is on getting myself and you there in the first place.

                      Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                      Will heaven still be as enjoyable as day 1?
                      As a Christian, I do not seek to enjoy, I seek to worship.

                      Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                      Will you still be jumping around in puffy clouds with the same spirit of excitement?
                      I like your angle, but ask yourself: what's the point of humanity then, if all it does it exist for millions of years? Why do you get up in the morning? To simply exist? Why will you eventually have children? So that they will exist?
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22                       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • #221
                        Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                        It's quite a big deal spending the rest of eternity as a concious being. I would definitely weigh up the pros and cons and see if it really was a good idea rather than dive in head first because I'm told to do so. I'm my own man, I may or may not have as strong beliefs as you but I certainly know that I can make decisions on my own... I am simply only inspired by others, fictional or not.

                        Personally, living forever and ever amen isn't my idea of paradise. I would want relief from my conciousness at some point.

                        People don't know the point of humanity. I get up in the morning, make decisions and have a desire to procreate for one reason and one reason only. Biology. Every man is their own man, some are easily controlled and others are not. Life is all about having confidence in yourself and in your ability to think on your own two feet and not having rules to dictate how you behave but morals and ideals. I for one will not give up butt secks because a story that is not based on current morals and ideals tells me to do so.

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                        • #222
                          Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                          Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                          Blah blah I hate God, blah blah I hate Jesus
                          Blah Blah I am a Homer

                          I fixed that for you

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                          • #223
                            Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                            Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                            It's quite a big deal spending the rest of eternity as a concious being.
                            Ah, but you have no choice in the matter: your soul, once created, cannot be destructed.

                            Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                            Personally, living forever and ever amen isn't my idea of paradise. I would want relief from my conciousness at some point.
                            What makes you think God did not foresee this eventuality?

                            Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                            Life is all about having confidence in yourself and in your ability to think on your own two feet and not having rules to dictate how you behave but morals and ideals.
                            Your life is already dictated in every single detail by secular law. Have you see the body of legal books and jurisprudence? It's enough to fill a small library.

                            Personally, I find the Bible significantly more compact than secular law.

                            Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                            I for one will not give up butt secks because a story that is not based on current morals and ideals tells me to do so.
                            That's circular reasoning -- you will only accept a story that conforms to your currently held beliefs.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22                             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • #224
                              Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                              If God came back to life through magical pixies (that also exist btw) that live in the enchanted forest of wackjobs. He'd be devastated to see this site mocking his extremist followers. I'm just amazed how good you guys are at roleplaying.

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                              • #225
                                Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                If God came back to life...
                                God has nothing to come back from. It is true that Jesus Christ was technically dead for 48 hours, but He has been alive for a long time now.

                                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                (that also exist btw)
                                Prove it.

                                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                He'd be devastated to see this site mocking his extremist followers.
                                Why? Obviously we have nothing to fear from a imagined deity, only from God.

                                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                I'm just amazed how good you guys are at roleplaying.
                                We don't roleplay -- games like Dungeons and Dragons are satanic and not proper for Christians.
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22                                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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