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  • #181
    Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

    My Niglet stopped working. Do they come with a warranty?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #182
      Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

      Trouble-shooting guide:

      -have you stopped feeding it?
      · Yes – sadly, they to need some food to continue on.
      · No – have you tried “kick-starting” it?



      Sorry, I can’t help beyond that.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • #183
        Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

        ok, umm, can some of you bible studying fanatics tell where Jesus was born?

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        • #184
          Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

          Originally posted by tweet101 View Post
          ok, umm, can some of you bible studying fanatics tell where Jesus was born?
          Stupid question. In a Barn/Stable. The Inn was full.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #185
            Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

            My mother used to say that Jesus was born in a manger because he didn't have Kaiser (health insurance). She was mad at them for being cheap.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #186
              Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
              have you tried “kick-starting” it?
              That worked. Thank you for the tip Brother!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #187
                Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                Brother Jim, I truly appreciate your kind heart. I truly know how hard it is to be raised a poor black man. I believe the system is set up against young black men. Brother Jim, you do speak truth about the many fatherless negro children out there today. Being African American, I've lived through this, raised without a father. Programs like you are offering here on Landover truly make a difference in the lives of young African American children. Today's system throws them in jail in most states for having less then an half a pound of marijuana, some spending 30 yrs. in prison for using one of God's many gifts to man. But through your program brother Jim, you give my fellow negros a real chance to succeed in this world, sincerely I pray that your program succeeds to it's maximum potential. I will most definitely buy a shirt, and help my fellow African Americans to a better relationship with our precious Lord. With your help brother Jim, I would like to set up a program, as a multicultural call to end racism. You truly are Brother Jim, a True Christian. GLORY BE TO GOD!!!!
                2 Timothy 2:16-17 But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.

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                • #188
                  Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                  Originally posted by chi49dcj View Post
                  Brother Jim, I truly appreciate your kind heart. I truly know how hard it is to be raised a poor black man. I believe the system is set up against young black men. Brother Jim, you do speak truth about the many fatherless negro children out there today. Being African American, I've lived through this, raised without a father. Programs like you are offering here on Landover truly make a difference in the lives of young African American children. Today's system throws them in jail in most states for having less then an half a pound of marijuana, some spending 30 yrs. in prison for using one of God's many gifts to man. But through your program brother Jim, you give my fellow negros a real chance to succeed in this world, sincerely I pray that your program succeeds to it's maximum potential. I will most definitely buy a shirt, and help my fellow African Americans to a better relationship with our precious Lord. With your help brother Jim, I would like to set up a program, as a multicultural call to end racism. You truly are Brother Jim, a True Christian. GLORY BE TO GOD!!!!
                  Oh.

                  You're a negro then?

                  Have you enrolled in Brother Remy's ex-negro program?


                  * Note to self; find out what the DOF didn't tell me about this.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #189
                    Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                    where was that barn/stable?

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                    • #190
                      Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                      Originally posted by tweet101 View Post
                      where was that barn/stable?
                      Bethlehem.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • #191
                        Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                        Originally posted by tweet101 View Post
                        where was that barn/stable?
                        um............check out the Good Book[tm}.

                        Report back when your have your shit senses together, tweetie bird.
                        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                        • #192
                          Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                          What? god...... how the hell can u sit their and say this isn't racist..... "We are just givin free money to black people" Free? i don't think Makin some little children think that they are stupid and less of people then "the big great white man" And just so u know that sayin the word Negro on the internet auto makes u a idiotic racist bastards And yes this does not help these black kids as i do think that this Rev will take the money and use it for him self like he says he was put in jail once they should've kept him their -.-
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • #193
                            Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                            Originally posted by Kippii View Post
                            What? god...... how the hell can u sit their and say this isn't racist..... "We are just givin free money to black people" Free? i don't think Makin some little children think that they are stupid and less of people then "the big great white man" And just so u know that sayin the word Negro on the internet auto makes u a idiotic racist bastards And yes this does not help these black kids as i do think that this Rev will take the money and use it for him self like he says he was put in jail once they should've kept him their -.-
                            How can you possibly say that? We are trying to do something good for the Cushites, and you people do nothing but spit in our faces!!
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            • #194
                              Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              How can you possibly say that? We are trying to do something good for the Cushites, and you people do nothing but spit in our faces!!
                              How the hell do u think u people are doing anything good have u read the comments i read them and i was shocked i have never read so much racism in my life... i don't see were askin "will they now where i live as i don't want to be robbed" as that a white person is as likely to robe u
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                              • #195
                                Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                                Originally posted by Kippii View Post
                                How the hell do u think u people are doing anything good have u read the comments i read them and i was shocked i have never read so much racism in my life... i don't see were askin "will they now where i live as i don't want to be robbed" as that a white person is as likely to robe u
                                If that's what helps you sleep at night, boy, I suppose you go on believing it. If you can post any link to prove that blacks are less criminally prone than whites, I will take your word for it. Until then, I suggest you fix things in your own "community" before you come in here accusing us of being hateful.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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