"UNDERDOG" movie tagline offensive to ALL christians!

[Chris_Morrow]

Please, members and friends of Landover Baptist Church, HEAR ME OUT! You should write an article about this filthy liberal garbage that is being aimed at our children! Didn't you see that tagline??? "One Nation Under Dog?" More like "On Nation Under Zog!" Those Disney homers are outright mocking Christianity -AND- America! Are you just going to let this one slide? That isn't the Landover Baptist Church I know and love!!! Delete my post if you must, but PLEASE have the decencey to do something!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYBmKdVk-jQ

Please warn others of this unGodly Disney filth!
Write one of your True Christian™articles!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Is there any surprise that Hellywood or that pedophile neo-Catholic cabal called Disney would resurrect the old cartoon series Underdog now as live action? In the original series the man character had unnatural relationship with a human woman, doubtless this “puppy love” will be recreated in exacting detail in live action. One can almost here the souls of the children shriveling up and dying as we speak.

The whole concept of Underdog was concocted by the same purulent minds who took their that made such homer displays as Tom Slick. Children should not be shown images of men in tight spandex jumpsuits cavorting about in fast, powerful cars or using clearly homer code words like “rubber baby buggy bumpers”. Then there is the bestiality parade that is George of the Jungle, were apes, snakes and even elephants were safe from the main characters disgusting passions. Of course crown jewel in this pit of filth bubbling up from Hell was Rocky and Bullwinkul with some Goth harlot getting it on with moose, squirrel and midget, a threesome clearly meant to mock The Trinity*

Jesus weeps.

* Moose = Father, Flying "Holy smokes" Squirrel = Holy Spirit, Midget = Son. Only the most corrupt of minds could come up with this.

[Chris_Morrow]

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My sentiments exactly. In the original Uberdog (I say Uberdog because that is what that "U" on his chest REALLY stands for, a clever indirect reference to well-known satanist and Goth Emo kid, Fredrick Nietchze), the "hero" (if he can be called that) got his strenth from a pill hidden in his ring... that sounds like drugs to me! Not suprising coming from the age of hippies and sexual expiramentation, why... its not WONDER there are so many sexual diseases going around today! Damned long-haired maryjawayna smokin' freaks!

And as for Rocky and Bullwinkle, the most offensive part of that cartoon for me, was the "Sherman and Peabody" segments, where they would try to force liberal ideas like "Evolution" and other such nonsense upon good God-fearing children. Thankfully my mommy taight me better. All those museums LIE! Why, even those dinosaur skeletons on display are nothing but FAKES! And you just know that little white dog only took that red haired step-child back in time so no one could interrupt his molestation time... FILTH I SAY!!!

I hope you fine folks at Landover will raise a stink about this steaming dogpile of a movie when it comes out [of the closet].

[Bobby-Joe]

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And as for Rocky and Bullwinkle, the most offensive part of that cartoon for me, was the "Sherman and Peabody" segments, where they would try to force liberal ideas like "Evolution" and other such nonsense upon good God-fearing children. Thankfully my mommy taight me better. All those museums LIE! Why, even those dinosaur skeletons on display are nothing but FAKES! And you just know that little white dog only took that red haired step-child back in time so no one could interrupt his molestation time... FILTH I SAY!!

Sherman and Peabody, PRAISE Jesus He drove that foul memory from my mind. Yes more of this vile, stomach turning dog as mans best friend (if know what I mean). Yes, by all means let us take our wisdom from a talking dog. After all we know from Geneses what happens when you listen to talking animals, like say a serpent! No, Children should be taught the source of all knowledge is Jesus. To listen to a pun spewing animal is just bending over to the backside of Satan and listing to what ever comes out!

Would our Godly President see to it that copies of this filth were purged from Jesus America FOREVER!

[Chris_Morrow]

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"Man's best friend?" Pshh... Talk to the hand, Rover! JESUS is the only best friend I need! Besides, dogs are only good for 2 things... duck-hunting and keeping unwashed, unsaved negro savages from climbing over my chain-link fence and looting my home! (not that I really care too much about sinful worldy posessions, except for my collection of WW2 Nazi memorabilia and my antique Jesus portrait which I bought for $435.43 at the Antiques Roadshow) Honestly, why does Disney keep making this namby pamby nacey boy trash? Cartoons from the very BEGINNING have been nothing but a subliminal tool in the homers agenda to turn our children into furries and zoophiles. First it starts with wanting to see the Underdog movie, next thing ya know they're getting on the computer in your den/office while you sleep to look at nasty copyright-infringing pornography!

[Bobby-Joe]

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"Man's best friend?" Pshh... Talk to the hand, Rover! JESUS is the only best friend I need! Besides, dogs are only good for 2 things... duck-hunting and keeping unwashed, unsaved negro savages from climbing over my chain-link fence and looting my home! (not that I really care too much about sinful worldy posessions, except for my collection of WW2 Nazi memorabilia and my antique Jesus portrait which I bought for $435.43 at the Antiques Roadshow) Honestly, why does Disney keep making this namby pamby nacey boy trash? Cartoons from the very BEGINNING have been nothing but a subliminal tool in the homers agenda to turn our children into furries and zoophiles. First it starts with wanting to see the Underdog movie, next thing ya know they're getting on the computer in your den/office while you sleep to look at nasty copyright-infringing pornography!

Friend, clearly Jesus is starting to find a way into your heart. Yes cartoons are a gateway sin. It is only a matter of time after you turn on the Mickey Mouse club before you are wandering into a homer bathhouse in SF looking for a glory hole. The whole depraved cataloged of animations for the last hundred years should be swept from the earth, their creators rounded up and placed in GITMO as the cultural terrorist they are. I challenge anybody to tell me an abomination like Tennessee Tuxedo and tell me that is not a blatant attempt to emasculate the youth of America

[Chris_Morrow]

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Yes brother the obfuscations of the beast have been lifted from my eyes with holy truth! Let us not forget that pink pansy sodomite, Snagglepuss. Just listen to that serpenty lisp! Its like a creature spawned of some unholy union twixt Mickey Mouse and Truman Capote. "Heavens to Mergatroid, which way to the bathhouse" and Mergatroid sounds awfully close to one of those heathen papist demons that those dress wearing sodomites cavort with.

[Brother V]

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Why don't they make Godly cartoons like Hong Kong Phooey anymore?

WHY WHY WHY?

V

[Chris_Morrow]

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Brother I fear perhaps you may be falling prey to the seductive and deveous tendrills of buddhist-satanism. While even the creators of the program may have held the highest of christian hopes for their Entertainment Program, the cryptic trap of the eastern religions is one that we must be ever vigilient of. For it is scarcely a matter of time hence that one consumes their effeminite bubble teas that one is eager to seek out the nearest gloryhole and put what one has learned to the true test. Low it is with buddism and its sinful yoga, an invention clearly intended to turn its practisioners into the most cunning and inventive sodomites that the world has ever seen mocking god in a satanic carnival of inequity and manflesh.

[Brother V]

Re: "UNDERDOG" movie tagline offensive to ALL christians!

Brother I fear perhaps you may be falling prey to the seductive and deveous tendrills of buddhist-satanism. While even the creators of the program may have held the highest of christian hopes for their Entertainment Program, the cryptic trap of the eastern religions is one that we must be ever vigilient of. For it is scarcely a matter of time hence that one consumes their effeminite bubble teas that one is eager to seek out the nearest gloryhole and put what one has learned to the true test. Low it is with buddism and its sinful yoga, an invention clearly intended to turn its practisioners into the most cunning and inventive sodomites that the world has ever seen mocking god in a satanic carnival of inequity and manflesh.

Hong Kong Phooey showed how inept the bhuuudists are.

Mostly, Spot was the one who found a way to capture the criminals and foil their crime. But since Hong Kong was the reputed superhero, every time Spot would save the day, everyone else (including Hong Kong) credited Hong Kong Phooey with being the hero.

See how glorious the show is when you open your mind, and think for yourself instead of having some secular ScIeNtist tell you that thinking exactly like them is having an open mind?

YIC
V

[Chris_Morrow]

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Didn't Honk Kong Fooey also have a human female "friend?" Or was that Captain Caveman? (another horrid Hana Barbaric attempt to corrupt our children with theories like Evolution. I doubt God fashioned Adam as some covered hippies with a speech impediment) and yes, that custodial canine was VERY inept... but I guess mopping floors is the only job those chinamen can do. I also found it rather ironic that they would make the main character a DOG, considering chinny dieting habits... *drum hit*

[Chris_Morrow]

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I apologize to any Grammar Jews who might be reading this.

My sentence should've read "I doubt God fashioned Adam as a hair covered hippy with a speech impediment" Satan must have temporarily cursed me with ah'litricy. I may be prone to raping the english language, but atleast I don't rape little boys like those dirty candle burning, x-mas tree worshipping Kathy-Licks!!! Anymore things we should add to the list of cartoons and movies to be shunned???

I hear David Hasselhoff is coming out with a new KNIGHT RIDER movie. Sounds like technology-worship... and even worse, the car is BLACK!!! Black as a [jim] crow with its beady little red eye trailing back and forth like a 4 wheeled negro cyclops! It falsely portrays negros as intelligent members of society. Why, if such savages saw this movie, they just might start asking for the right to vote and/or go to Heaven!

KITT = Now "Dukes of Hazzard" that was a good movie any American could enjoy, if you can just cut out all the scenes with that harlot Brittney copycat, Jessica Simpson.

[Sista Lateefah]

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It do not surprise me in the least that Disney have decided to make this blassimuss movie. The original Underdog was reputed to be a homosessal. Thass right! The original voice of the Underdogs, Wally Cox (even his name be depraved!!), had been engaged in homerism with mobidly obesed mafia queen Marlon Brando! You can reads the disgusting information about this here, but I recommends you has a barf bag ready if you chooses to do so.

[eliot mayfield]

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That's nothing, I confiscated an e-mail from one of the students about some japmation monstrosity called the radish Brothers from nerim. It's about brothers fornicating with Pandas!

[Brother Temperance]

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Yes brother the obfuscations of the beast have been lifted from my eyes with holy truth! Let us not forget that pink pansy sodomite, Snagglepuss.

Snagglepuss. For some reason, even the name makes me feel very uncomfortable.

Hong Kong Phooey showed how inept the bhuuudists are.

See how glorious the show is when you open your mind, and think for yourself instead of having some secular ScIeNtist tell you that thinking exactly like them is having an open mind?

YIC
V

Inept and deceptive. Could the whole Spot/Hong Kong Phooey relationship be a metaphor for the way that sneaky ornamentals keep on plagarising Western technology and then getting the credit for it, I wonder?