[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

What is Joo talking about?
I use my mouth and tongue to bash Satan lovers and spread the Good Word of the Lord.

I'm afraid I can't tell you ma'am, your ears would bleed. But as Mother Glendora is guided to various bits of filth by God to warn the rest of you, I'm sure she'll figure it out eventually.

Unless one of our Good Pastors would like to explain...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Should we rename the mouth and tongue then too? Since they're used for "perverted things" plenty often as well.

Now you're just making stuff up.

[GothicDragon (Quarantined)]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Should we rename the mouth and tongue then too? Since they're used for "perverted things" plenty often as well.

Oooo...good Idea...

crap...I can't think of any right now....*sobs*
i'll be sure to get back to you later....

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Now you're just making stuff up.

No, you're just either playing dumb, or are really a sheltered man.

Try looking these words up in your dictionary: Fellatio, Cunnilingus

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Uhm. The parts should only have names for those under sixteen. As soon as they turn sixteen, they should've had "a talk" with the corresponding gender parent about what happens when you make babies and how they are made and how you end up making them.

The names though...Beats me.


(Seperator)_______________________________________ _____________

Joo, if we renamed everything used for something, "naughty", there might only be nine things left not to rename.

Almost everything can be used.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Uhm. The parts should only have names for those under sixteen. As soon as they turn sixteen, they should've had "a talk" with the corresponding gender parent about what happens when you make babies and how they are made and how you end up making them.

The names though...Beats me.


(Seperator)_______________________________________ _____________

Joo, if we renamed everything used for something, "naughty", there might only be nine things left not to rename.

Almost everything can be used.

I know man, I'm being sarcastic. Did you honestly believe I though we should rename the mouth and tongue?

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

I know man, I'm being sarcastic. Did you honestly believe I though we should rename the mouth and tongue?

No, but they seem to think it's appropriate.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Now you're just making stuff up.

Wow. Even the pastors have been sheltered. The future for humanity is a dark one indeed.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

No, but they seem to think it's appropriate.

Oh, ok then.

Yeah I know I can't tell if it's more sad or entertaining.

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Oh, ok then.

Yeah I know I can't tell if it's more sad or entertaining.

I think the entire forum is hilariously entertaining.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Joo, if we renamed everything used for something, "naughty", there might only be nine things left not to rename.

Almost everything can be used.

That's true. I'd hate to have to refer to toothbrushes, umbrellas and squid using complicated euphemisms.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

The Lord said in Proverbs 14:3 that the sinner's tongue is the haughty rod; the True Christian's (TM) is the tree of life (Proverbs 15:4);

The sinner's mouth is the folly-feeder (Prov 15:14); Accept Christ as your personal saviour and you can upgrade it to the needy-pleader (Prov 31:9)

e.g., if you boys and girls could just keep your haughty rods still and heed the blessings of our needy pleaders, we Christians could fill your folly feeders with our tree of life! Priase Jesus!

[Kate West]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Why don't you just use 'Seed-worm' for A, as you have already called it. And I think if girls waited until their wedding night to find out about this they'd be scared to death!

[Skeeter C]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

A = Lordsword
B = Boingers
C = Hellbox

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

A = Lordsword
B = Boingers
C = Hellbox

Skeeter, you little perv! When your mother sees this post she'll 'BOINK" you upside the head!