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  • #61
    Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

    The Bible , once again, explains this! Genesis:2
    "25": And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

    Genesis 3



    "1": Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

    "2": And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

    "3": But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

    "4": And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

    "5": For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

    "6": And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

    "7": And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

    "8": And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.

    "9": And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?

    "10": And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.

    "11": And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?

    "12": And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

    "13": And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

    Before Eve conned Adam into eatting the Apple it was ok to be naked and look at body parts. After that it was a bad thing.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #62
      Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

      Amen! And did you notice that God didn't feel the need to foul the Book of Genesis with vulgar words about Adam and Eve's unmentionables. If its good enough for God, it should be good enough for us too.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #63
        Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
        I do like your inny and outy quite a bit. But my husband has decided to call my cooter the Devil's valley! And I'm not so pleased with that name. And I never have dirty hoochies, so why does OYK think they should be called dirty pillows? NO SO PLEASED GLENDORA
        You could always tell him that you don't like those names and insist that he use the correct ones.

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        • #64
          Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

          Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
          That is my problem, I'm an all or nothing girl.

          May I ask why? You don't eat only one kind of food, do you? Different foods offer different nutrients to your body. Different faiths offer different nutrients to your spirit.
          Just as I could not physically survive for long if I fed my body only pork chops, I could not spiritually survive for long if I only fed my spirit from ony one faith tradition.

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          • #65
            Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

            Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
            May I ask why? You don't eat only one kind of food, do you? Different foods offer different nutrients to your body. Different faiths offer different nutrients to your spirit.
            Just as I could not physically survive for long if I fed my body only pork chops, I could not spiritually survive for long if I only fed my spirit from ony one faith tradition.
            You wouldn't survive long taking poison ether. So if God doesn't destroy you, you do understand we Christian are obligated to kill you for being an apostate? Return to Jesus before it has to happen. When Bush declares martial law and Biblical law after the up coming nuclear war with Iran you do not want to be on the Enemy Combatant list.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • #66
              Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              You wouldn't survive long taking poison ether. So if God doesn't destroy you, you do understand we Christian are obligated to kill you for being an apostate? Return to Jesus before it has to happen. When Bush declares martial law and Biblical law after the up coming nuclear war with Iran you do not want to be on the Enemy Combatant list.
              I find many ideas in your scriptures that I agree with, and many that I don't. I find many ideas in the scriptures of other faiths that I agree with, and many that I don't. Those that make sense to me, I keep. Those that don't, I discard.
              As for being obligated to kill me for apostasy, go ahead and try.
              As for Bush imposing some combination of martial/Biblical law - I'm sure he'd love to, but he doesn't have the authority. That's why our government has a system of checks and balances - so that no one branch can wield too much power.

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              • #67
                Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                I find many ideas in your scriptures that I agree with, and many that I don't. I find many ideas in the scriptures of other faiths that I agree with, and many that I don't. Those that make sense to me, I keep. Those that don't, I discard.
                As for being obligated to kill me for apostasy, go ahead and try.
                As for Bush imposing some combination of martial/Biblical law - I'm sure he'd love to, but he doesn't have the authority. That's why our government has a system of checks and balances - so that no one branch can wield too much power.
                Nuclear armed terrorist have a way fo changing that. It wouldn't be hard for Jesus to let one into the country to pave the way for HIS will to be done on earth! GLORY!

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • #68
                  Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Nuclear armed terrorist have a way fo changing that. It wouldn't be hard for Jesus to let one into the country to pave the way for HIS will to be done on earth! GLORY!

                  That's a risk I'm willing to take.

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                  • #69
                    Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                    Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                    That's a risk I'm willing to take.
                    Friend,

                    Please understand I think you are a nice person. I would hate to think of anything bad would happen to you. Won't you please do what you need to do to help yourself?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • #70
                      Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Friend,

                      Please understand I think you are a nice person. I would hate to think of anything bad would happen to you. Won't you please do what you need to do to help yourself?

                      I appreciate your concern. But I don't see myself as being in need of help.

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                      • #71
                        Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                        Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                        Again, what's so wrong about sex, and calling a penis a penis, and vagina, a vagina? Sex is a wonderfull, beautyfull thing. There's no shame in it. If it weren't for sex, we would not be here. It's because of two people haveing it, that you, me, and everybody is here. Can you, please, tell me what is so wrong about it?
                        I take it that information came to you secondhand, hmm?
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                        • #72
                          Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                          haha, yeah, its written that way
                          I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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                          • #73
                            Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                            Originally posted by SUV View Post
                            That's IT, Mother Glynndie! Part A, B, or, C!
                            Brilliant as well as ladylike, Sister! Here's an example of how a Christian sex manual will read:

                            Instructions for safe sex:

                            Step One: Insert Tab A into Slot B.

                            Step Two: Repeat.

                            Instructions for making babies:

                            Step One: Insert Tab A into Slot C.

                            Step Two: Repeat.


                            See, it's simplicity itself, and wouldn't even offend the most taciturn Puritan!
                            Isaiah 45:6-7:
                            "...I am the LORD and there is none else. I form the light and create darkness. I make peace an create evil. I the LORD do all these things." (KJV)

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                            • #74
                              Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                              I'm adding this chapter of the Christian sex manual separately, as it is more controversial:

                              Instructions on taking the express train to HELL:

                              Step One: Insert Tab A into Slot D.

                              Step Two: Repeat.


                              Fun fact for kids: What's Slot D? Hint: If it wasn't for Slot D, a prime ingredient of dungbread would not exist and the devil's horny little minions would have nowhere to poke sinners!
                              Isaiah 45:6-7:
                              "...I am the LORD and there is none else. I form the light and create darkness. I make peace an create evil. I the LORD do all these things." (KJV)

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                              • #75
                                Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                                Originally posted by The Adversary View Post
                                I'm adding this chapter of the Christian sex manual separately, as it is more controversial:

                                Instructions on taking the express train to HELL:

                                Step One: Insert Tab A into Slot D.

                                Step Two: Repeat.


                                Fun fact for kids: What's Slot D? Hint: If it wasn't for Slot D, a prime ingredient of dungbread would not exist and the devil's horny little minions would have nowhere to poke sinners!
                                For posting perversions in God's Favorite Forum, I am issuing you 42 infraction points!

                                This is not acceptable behavior. Future insistence upon posting filth will result in your posting privileges being suspended.

                                I hope this is clear.

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