[Nobar King]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Yes, but where's her father?

[JennyD]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Hi,

I am a 16 year old girl from Germany and I AM wearing a chastity belt. My mom makes me wear it because I had lapses in self control.

What a Godly mother you must have!

Is it a nice modern Kevlar model, or one of those nasty rusting cast iron deals?

That was all that the ladies at the orphanage where I was raised could afford. Trust me, if you've got Kevlar, you should be thanking your mother daily!

We girls got tetanus shots ANNUALLY, Virgin. Not every 10 years!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Worthington Industries is working on a chastity belt that will not require any welding.

Excellent news, Mr. Worthington! My husband, Mr. Whitford, said he's going to call you today about carrying that line in the store (and all upcoming chain locations) once it's available. He just wants to know if it's going to manufactured in your Chinese or Thai factories. He has to avoid Thailand right now, and would like to be able to tour the facility.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Worthington Industries is working on a chastity belt that will not require any welding.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

My husband, Mr. Whitford, just gave me a love punch to the back of my head and asked why I hadn't posted in this thread earlier, pointing people to the store he acquired - SAVED!... For Marriage, located at the Landover Christian Mall. It's Freehold's premium chastity belt retailer, and it's where I got mine when I was still single.

[Virgin93]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Hi,

I am a 16 year old girl from Germany and I AM wearing a chastity belt. My mom makes me wear it because I had lapses in self control.

[JennyD]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Chastity belts are a Godsend! Why, how else would you prevent those persuasive boys from corrupting young girls?

[Miss April]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

You people are all crazy not to mention racist *rolls eyes*

We are not Crazy or racist so you are Wrong to say that Sinner Its very rude you came here on Gods Favorite forum and call us names now why dont you go over to the introduction forum and
introduce yourself the right way which you should have done in the first Place next time Read the Rules

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

I had to settle with a WWJD thong for my 6 year old princess. Those heavy bronze ones are too expensive in these hard times.

Have you tried E-bay yet?

[Robert Hutchins]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

It doesn't shrink in the drying machine, does it?

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

You might find my belt of truth quite helpful, brother, although I do not know if they come in the smaller sizes.

[dumbfaerie]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

You people are all crazy not to mention racist *rolls eyes*

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

And an ostomy wouldn't hurt (us, not her) either.

Take away the playground and the little ones won't be tempted by the carnal pleasures.

[Robert Hutchins]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Sounds like a job for infibulation.

Wonderful idea!! As long as she can squeeze out soldiers of Christ later instead of bastard children now I will be content.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Sounds like a job for infibulation.