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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

    He has acknowledged he is a vile fornicator with young women.



    Now we know what he was thinking about Willow Palin!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

    Chaste young women should not consider any career in the theater or entertainment business if they expect to retain their virginity. They should be dissuaded at all costs.

    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

      I'm not sure who this guy is, but he looks like a damned joo to me.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

        Wow, this is a stunner.

        I have been boycotting Letterman's show thinking he was an unrepentant homersixual.

        And now this.


        It never occurred to me he was a vile bisixual.




        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • John Scopes
          Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
          • Sep 2009
          • 666

          #5
          Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

          There is always the possibility that Mr. Letterman was merely driven by the instinct to pass on his genetic code. He would not be able to suppress this urge if the females involved sensed this, and as a consequence seduced him, so they might assist in passing that code to future generations.
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          “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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          • Father Maurice Lester
            Ring-kissing Papist dog
            • Sep 2006
            • 3366

            #6
            Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

            The females involved likely wanted to pass along his banking codes... why else would they entangle themselves with this much older man?

            Once again we see how America is failing to maintain the importance of family values and the critical institution of marriage. Sex outside of Holy Matrimony is a recipe for trouble and repeatedly we can see all too clearly the consequences of such sinful activity.

            We Catholics have a long and sturdy tradition of respecting the boundary that exists between illicit sexual relations and proper sexual relations within the sacred institution of a Catholic marriage. Perhaps there is no better time for this sinner than now to walk over to St. Patrick's Cathedral (it is close to his place of work) light a candle, make a nice contribution and ask to meet with a Priest for advice on how to live a life without the temptations of the flesh coming to haunt you.



            Bless you, my glass house geezers,
            Father Mo







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            A Cardinal in the making.

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622

              #7
              Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

              This outrages me that a rich and powerful older man can abuse his authority and seduce young, innocent women! What kind of scumbag would do this to a girl? Does he have no decency? Robbing them of their innocence and sending them straight to Hell!

              Hopefully, I will be able to get in contact with these girls and have them join me for my private one-on-one pastoral counseling and Bible study so they can salvage what is left of their souls. Of course, I'm going to have dig deep into their souls to help them.

              It just disgusts me to think of that grizzled old man getting hot 'n sweaty with young 19 year old interns. Surely he will burn in hell for his sins!

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2241

                #8
                Re: Keep your daughters away from David Letterman!

                From our turbulent priest:



                Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                The females involved likely wanted to pass along his banking codes... why else would they entangle themselves with this much older man?

                Once again we see how America is failing to maintain the importance of family values and the critical institution of marriage.

                The Catholics are not helping with their damned annulments and the resultant bastardization of the afflicted children

                Sex outside of Holy Matrimony is a recipe for trouble and repeatedly we can see all too clearly the consequences of such sinful activity.

                At last you get one right! Your boy buggering priest hood has certainly emphasized that point (without actually learning anything from it !).

                We Catholics have a long and sturdy tradition of respecting the boundary that exists between illicit sexual relations and proper sexual relations within the sacred institution of a Catholic marriage.

                With countless examples of church hierarchy approved pedophilia I don't see how anyone could use the word 'respecting' .

                Perhaps there is no better time for this sinner than now to walk over to St. Patrick's Cathedral (it is close to his place of work) light a candle, make a nice contribution and ask to meet with a Priest for advice on how to live a life without the temptations of the flesh coming to haunt you.

                Ghastly depravities of the flesh await anyone who follows that advice !!!



                Bless you, my glass house geezers,
                Father Mo







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                Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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