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  • #46
    Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    I think you're extremist homophobic racists who can't prove anything Biblical without resorting to the Bible.
    That was my thought on the retard, yeah.
    Last edited by Homertard; 07-28-2007, 10:12 PM.

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    • #47
      Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

      Originally posted by Joo View Post
      I think you're extremist homophobic racists who can't prove anything Biblical without resorting to the Bible.
      Take it up with God. If the Holy Word of God is "extremist" to you Christ-killers, than I am happy to take on that title. I love Jesus boy, and Jesus always wins.

      And as Brother Temperance stated, we make no apologies for using the Holy Bible to prove the Holy Bible. Any other stance would be ridiculous.

      Can your hebe mother make an apple pie without apples?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #48
        Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        And I think you're an extremely homosexural JEW who can't prove anything scientific without resorting to science. Seriously, how are we supposed to prove anything Biblical without the Bible?
        Oh but according to SS, I thought you guys didn't care what we thought about you? If you didn't care you wouldn't bother taking the time to retort.

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        • #49
          Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

          Originally posted by Joo View Post
          Oh but according to SS, I thought you guys didn't care what we thought about you? If you didn't care you wouldn't bother taking the time to retort.
          Because Jesus commands us to rebuke demons whenever and wherever we encounter them.

          I thought that would be obvious even to a fool like you...
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #50
            Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Can your hebe mother make an apple pie without apples?
            She's a hebe. They hate Jesus and America, so she couldn't make an apple pie with two dozen apples, a kilo of pastry and a nigress cook helping her out. You should have used a more culturally sensitive metaphor, like "Can your Christ-killing harlot of a brood mother make an unleavened passover cake without the blood of Christian babies?"
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #51
              Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Because Jesus commands us to rebuke demons whenever and wherever we encounter them.

              I thought that would be obvious even to a fool like you...
              I didn't ask a question, therefore I didn't want an answer. If you really didn't care you wouldn't have replied, therefore your (or rather SS's) statement was a lie.

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              • #52
                Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                Originally posted by Joo View Post
                I didn't ask a question, therefore I didn't want an answer. If you really didn't care you wouldn't have replied, therefore your (or rather SS's) statement was a lie.
                You're really stupid aren't you?
                We don't care for your persecution ("thoughts") of us, we will still try to Save you! We will still rebuke you to try and lead you unto righteousness.
                There is no contradiction whatsoever there, but of course, you'd try anything to prove us wrong on something..

                Besides, I wasn't talking about you (but cathylicks), although it is true about you too, as we don't care if ANY sinner persecutes or mocks us:
                It will not make us falter in our belief in Jesus, hurt our feelings, nor make us disobey His commandments to rebuke you.
                JESUS is the one that really cares about your persecution of His sheep (that is, us Christians), not we, as we are not the ones that will punish you for it come judgement day.
                As I said, I was talking about the cathylicks.. answering Homerta's "question" or whatever his gibberish could be called.
                (Which is obvious if you'd had read the post properly, fool)


                So you just bore false witness, which is a grave sin.
                Better repent fore God smites you.
                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 07-31-2007, 02:15 PM.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • #53
                  Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                  Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                  You're really stupid aren't you?
                  We don't care for your persecution ("thoughts") of us, we will still try to Save you!
                  You're doing a pretty piss poor job of it. You catch more flies with honey after all.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                    Originally posted by Joo View Post
                    You catch more flies with honey after all.
                    Now you're getting it Mr. Joo. We're trying to catch your aeternal soul, before Jesus decides to swat you with His celestial fly swatter, so to speak.
                    A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                    • #55
                      Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                      Fly spray is better I think.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                        Originally posted by Homertard View Post
                        Fly spray is better I think.
                        Righty-o. Here's my favorite brand. Endorsed by the White House:

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                        A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                        • #57
                          Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                          Good brand.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                            Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
                            Righty-o. Here's my favorite brand. Endorsed by the White House:

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                            My it's even political.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                              Murder is murder no matter who it is....you have no right to judge who and how they die...only God decides that....and you are not honoring his commandments by killing whomever you think deserves to die.
                              You are in essence..playing God...and while you are lulled into thinking that your hazy way of thinking is best....the flames are licking at your boots.

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                              • #60
                                Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                                Originally posted by Hectate View Post
                                Murder is murder no matter who it is....you have no right to judge who and how they die...only God decides that....and you are not honoring his commandments by killing whomever you think deserves to die.
                                You are in essence..playing God...and while you are lulled into thinking that your hazy way of thinking is best....the flames are licking at your boots.
                                Listen witch, who are you to be lecturing us on the Holy Bible? We know it inside out and backwards. You are spewing hatred based on some half-forgotten vague notion that you sort of picked up from an old lutherin magazine in a dentists office.

                                God commands us to judge. God commands us to kill witches, sodomites and other assorted scum. When He commanded "Thou Shalt Not Kill", He meant not to kill fellow Israelites (at the time). Today that means not to kill other True Christians™.

                                That doesn't mean you, witch.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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