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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #61
    Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

    Originally posted by Hectate View Post
    Murder is murder no matter who it is...
    Nonsense. What if it's a Muslim? Then it's self-defence.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #62
      Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      Nonsense. What if it's a Muslim? Then it's self-defence.
      Or a queer.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #63
        Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Or a queer.
        Or a goth.
        Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-06-2007, 02:18 PM.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2026
          • 15118

          #64
          Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

          Or an Atheist.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Brother Guy Bayard
            Anvil of the Antipodes
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2007
            • 1271

            #65
            Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

            Or a Joo
            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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            • Poison__x
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Aug 2007
              • 174

              #66
              Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

              The answer is obvious: Never. The way you guys talk about guns is scary. Guns should not be for entertainment.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #67
                Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                The answer is obvious: Never.
                This is just another part of the homosexual agenda. They want to take guns out of the hands of America's law-abiding baby brothers, so they'll have no defence against the outlaw emo fags bent on raping them senseless. Just sickening and wrong. Good thing 99% of emos are underage and can't vote, or the Obamination would actually have a chance of winning in 08.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Poison__x
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 174

                  #68
                  Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  This is just another part of the homosexual agenda. They want to take guns out of the hands of America's law-abiding baby brothers, so they'll have no defence against the outlaw emo fags bent on raping them senseless. Just sickening and wrong. Good thing 99% of emos are underage and can't vote, or the Obamination would actually have a chance of winning in 08.
                  Just because I'm underage doesn't mean I can't vote. In fact, I could vote thousands of times

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #69
                    Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                    Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                    The answer is obvious: Never. The way you guys talk about guns is scary. Guns should not be for entertainment.
                    Okay nancyboy, let me ask you a question. If you came home from the fag beauty parlor and found your fag boyfriend (or your fag "wife" if Hillary gets elected) being anally raped by a catlicker priest in heat, wouldn't you defend him? Or what if you found Osamy Bin-Laden throttling your fag boyfriend with his giant pickle-sized fingers? Isn't it natural that you would want to grab your Smith & Wesson and put a hole the size of a grapefruit into the perpetrator? Any red-blooded American Republican True Christian would do just that!

                    Or are you a limp-wristed liebral who would rather let his loved ones be raped and killed by mudslimes while you watch?

                    You disgust Jesus.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Poison__x
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 174

                      #70
                      Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Okay nancyboy, let me ask you a question. If you came home from the fag beauty parlor and found your fag boyfriend (or your fag "wife" if Hillary gets elected) being anally raped by a catlicker priest in heat, wouldn't you defend him? Or what if you found Osamy Bin-Laden throttling your fag boyfriend with his giant pickle-sized fingers? Isn't it natural that you would want to grab your Smith & Wesson and put a hole the size of a grapefruit into the perpetrator? Any red-blooded American Republican True Christian would do just that!

                      Or are you a limp-wristed liebral who would rather let his loved ones be raped and killed by mudslimes while you watch?

                      You disgust Jesus.
                      I would shoot them in the knee, not in the head. I don't believe in killing, but incapacitating instead. Can't do too much with a hole in your knee

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #71
                        Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Okay nancyboy, let me ask you a question. If you came home from the fag beauty parlor and found your fag boyfriend (or your fag "wife" if Hillary gets elected) being anally raped by a catlicker priest in heat, wouldn't you defend him? Or what if you found Osamy Bin-Laden throttling your fag boyfriend with his giant pickle-sized fingers? Isn't it natural that you would want to grab your Smith & Wesson and put a hole the size of a grapefruit into the perpetrator? Any red-blooded American Republican True Christian would do just that!

                        Or are you a limp-wristed liebral who would rather let his loved ones be raped and killed by mudslimes while you watch?

                        You disgust Jesus.
                        Pastor Zeke, you're so pure and innocent within Christ and your rugged manliness that you have no idea how sodomites think. Being married to an ex-homo (my husband, Mr. Whitford), I've heard some horror stories. In both scenarios, I can assure you that Pointless___x, as with all other sissies, would simply grab a jar of Vaseline and join in.
                        Mr. Whitford just told me to assure you that it's impossible for a sodomite to be raped by a man, as they welcome all forms of buggery. He also says it's impossible for a sodomite to be raped by a woman (despite most homos being simpering little wimps) because they know deep inside that fornication with a woman is mostly natural, and that the only truly natural coupling is a man and a woman bound in matrimony with Jesus as their savior.
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                        • Mr. Jingles
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 574

                          #72
                          Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                          Let's see..first-graders are too young to hold a weapon, but a third-grader
                          should definitely be packing.

                          Remember...guns by year 8, or else it's too late.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #73
                            Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                            Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                            I would shoot them in the knee, not in the head. I don't believe in killing, but incapacitating instead. Can't do too much with a hole in your knee
                            This is the most disturbing thing I've seen in months. This demon has just admitted that if he came home to find a terrorist raping his partner, while Rudy Gayliani held a parade to celebrate, his first priority would be to try and create an unnatural new orifice in the terrorist's knee to add to the sodomitical fun and games. What on earth is wrong with these people?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • commie!commie!commie!
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                              • Jul 2007
                              • 104

                              #74
                              Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                              Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                              Here in Iraq, one often sees roving bands of pre-schoolers armed with automatic machine guns and armour-piercing bullets that could rip off the top of your helmet (along with your skull). Some of these kids are probably only four years old.

                              So I guess what I'm trying to say is, arm your children, America! We don't want armies of four-year-old Islamofascist terrorists bringing us to our knees! And remember, we're fighting them over here (in Iraq) so we don't have to fight them over there (in the streets of Yourtown, USA)!

                              What your really doing is ruining a generation with your capitilist greed.
                              This blood for oil war has gone on long enough.

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                              • Walter Brimstone
                                On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 188

                                #75
                                Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

                                "This blood for oil war has gone on long enough."

                                That's for Jesus to decide, Chimp!
                                In Him,

                                Walter Brimstone

                                Originally posted by citycitycity View Post
                                What your really doing is ruining a generation with your capitilist greed.
                                This blood for oil war has gone on long enough.

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