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  • robert12345
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2006
    • 69

    #31
    Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

    In order to leave something, you have to have been a member of it first. Can you actually claim to be a True Christian? Have you ever actually read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover? It seems doubtful, otherwise you would have known that selling certain people is acceptable in the loving eyes of God.

    Don't mock Jesus, Bobby. You aren't a homer are you?old :cool:
    Yes, it's a great reason for Christians to leave their religion. If you like Jesus' teachings become a Jesusist.

    I haven't read the bible yet, but I plan to do so in the future. Just to see how "inerrant" it is.

    And for your own delight: I'm straight but have completely nothing against homosexuals.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #32
      Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

      Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
      Yes, it's a great reason for Christians to leave their religion. If you like Jesus' teachings become a Jesusist.

      I haven't read the bible yet, but I plan to do so in the future. Just to see how "inerrant" it is.

      And for your own delight: I'm straight but have completely nothing against homosexuals.
      So you admit that you know absolutely nothing about Christianity, yet you desire to mock Jesus and encourage Christians to abandon their faith. You offer more love and support for queers than you do for those who follow the one true God. And I suppose you think you are quite clever for this....Well sonny jim, you are as surely hellbound as your idol Hellary Clinton.

      Romans 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

      Do you understand? "They which commit such things are worthy of death."
      Homosexuals (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." That means YOU queer-lover. And do you know what satan will do with you once Jesus tosses your worthless carcass into eternal hellfire?

      That too can be found in the Holy Bible....Maybe you'd better start reading up on us before you persecute us.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #33
        Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

        There's nothing wrong with keeping a few slaves, Ixki..
        It's a strong American tradition; REAL PATRIOTS have slaves.

        I myself own 3 chefs, (a gook, a messican and a frenchie) and 4 polish cleaning ladies.


        The Godly GWB owns some too, and he has a house nigra named Condi.

        So you see, there is nothing wrong with having slaves, all real Americans have slaves.
        Why do you hate America, and why do you hate JESUS?
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #34
          Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          I myself own 3 chefs, (a gook, a messican and a frenchie)
          Ummmm.....a frenchie?!?!?!?! Brother are you a closet homer?
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #35
            Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            Ummmm.....a frenchie?!?!?!?! Brother are you a closet homer?
            What? Of course not.

            The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #36
              Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              What? Of course not.

              The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.
              Brother, I hate to disagree, but I am an elder of the Church and I know everything. The french may make a lot of sickening wine sauces to pour over crepes, but the thing they are REALLY good at is surrendering.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #37
                Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

                I have to say that nigras make the best cooks. They know how to fry chicken and other good American food.

                I took Sister Thumper to a frenchie restaurant once. Big plates, tiny food and some foul goop drizzled all over. When I demanded a plate of bread and butter they got all upset and started speaking gibberish to us. Needless to say, we left, but not before I went into the kitchen and ministered to all the waiters, and the homer cook they had, Praise Jesus.

                I hear they serve complimentary bread and butter upon request now.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #38
                  Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

                  Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                  Yes, there sweet little girls, they are very kind and polite to others, they are energetic and have a good sense of humor. Yes, they are very sweet.
                  You know where that energy comes from? Demons. You FAILED in their duty to shake the demons out of them, and look what happens. Luckily, there's still hope. Send them over to Landover, and we promise that we will do our very best to spank the demons out of them. If that fails, we'll have to bring in our specialist staff, who are very highly experienced, having served in military prisons across Iraq.
                  Originally posted by SalvationSeeker
                  The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.
                  Brother, I urge you to take care, lest you fall into SATAN's clutches. Be very suspicious of any "sauces" this Frenchdemon serves you.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • robert12345
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 69

                    #39
                    Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

                    The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.
                    What's so good about snales and frogs covered with stinky unpronounceable cheese?

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                    • Brother V
                      True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3481

                      #40
                      Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

                      Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
                      What's so good about snales and frogs covered with stinky unpronounceable cheese?
                      Did you earlier claim to be brittish, and then you insult FRENCH COOKING?

                      The audacity.

                      V
                      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                      • Brother V
                        True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3481

                        #41
                        Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        Brother, I hate to disagree, but I am an elder of the Church and I know everything. The french may make a lot of sickening wine sauces to pour over crepes, but the thing they are REALLY good at is surrendering.
                        As Youth Pastor Marty once said...

                        (i'm paraphrasing)

                        The French make excellent antique guns, never fired and only dropped once.

                        V
                        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                        • robert12345
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 69

                          #42
                          Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

                          Did you earlier claim to be brittish, and then you insult FRENCH COOKING?

                          The audacity.

                          V
                          And when exactly, if I may ask, did I claim to be British(one "t" is sufficient)?
                          Knowing Britain is not a catholic country doesn't make you British.

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #43
                            Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

                            Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
                            And when exactly, if I may ask, did I claim to be British(one "t" is sufficient)?
                            Knowing Britain is not a catholic country doesn't make you British.
                            British, Irish, whatever. You are still a hellbound sodomite.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • robert12345
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 69

                              #44
                              Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

                              British, Irish, whatever. You are still a hellbound sodomite.
                              Irish, on the other hand, are Catholics. But I'm not Irish nor a sodomite.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #45
                                Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

                                Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
                                Irish, on the other hand, are Catholics. But I'm not Irish nor a sodomite.
                                Then are you a Christian friend? By definition all non Christians are sodomites.

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