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YiC,
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Satan is of course behind your necrophiliac urges.
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Also, WTF Daisy Mae? Your avatar is a pic of Daisy Mae from Beverly Hillbillies, who wore tight clothes, flaunted her big titties, showed a lot of skin and the idea of her was supposed to get every guy a little tight in the britches if you know what I mean wink wink. So uh, doesn't seem very True Christian of youComment
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I think that you mean nymphomania....I don't like to have sex with dead bodies thank you very much. I would imagine they they are kinda cold and unresponsive. I also don't imagine dead people give very good oral sex.Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostSatan is of course behind your necrophiliac urges.
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No that is homers that are thinking of.Originally posted by batsh*tcrazy View Post
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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Ooppss sorry...the showerhead comment was a little over the top.Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View PostNo that is homers that are thinking of.
Last time I checked the definition of "good in bed" was the partners ability to make the other person climax.
One pump chump LMFAO.Comment
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How many attempts did it take you to determine that?Originally posted by batsh*tcrazy View Post
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yo this sheyonce i think you should keep the baby okay
dis me sheyonceComment
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Yo, Sheyonce, what the heck you on about, girl?Originally posted by Sheyonce View Postyo this sheyonce i think you should keep the baby okay Comment
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One would assume. You missed the "I imagine" part. Must be blind and stupid.Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostComment
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Only satan gives women orgasms!?
I'm pretty sure guys get the same thing; its called a boner. That's how you can tell guys are having sexual thoughts. Plus, there are human fluids involved during masturbation.Comment
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Women and men are not created equally. Women don't get "boners" so your point is moot. Orgasms are clearly diabolical in nature. If you'd read any of this thread rather than the title you would see how.Originally posted by AmazingGrace View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Satan and Thor--another false god. I accidentally saw a picture of him with his shirt off and found myself struggling with unconfortable feelings that I never get when I see Jesus with His shirt off.
Warmishly Yours,
HandmaidenHis left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Is this thread serious? really? why do you devout muthaf.u.c.k.as always thinking that anything pleasurable is "satanic" and "evil"? You can't live without feeling pleasure if you do, it's a very sad life just praying and praying and beating your kid. *sigh* what is wrong with the world?Comment
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People like you, obsessed with hedonism and turning your backs on God, that's what.Originally posted by Seven7r View Post
If everyone were True Christian(tm), there would be no wars, no out-of-wedlock babies, no abortions, no AIDS.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Let me see if I understand this correct.
God loves mankind, yes?
God wants mankind to reproduce, right?
Conclusion: God wants women to engage in sex, but have them not enjoy it because it is sinful.
You do realize that in the scenario you are describing, mankind would die.
Unless of course you are suggesting men should simply rape women. But that doesn't exactly seem holy-minded either.
Please, enlighten me.Comment
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