[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

while you people have some points their is one thing i need to announce. God created man in his own image. are you telling me that for thousands of generations the only way to reproduce is a sinful act? if this is so then I'm sure that GOD could have found another way. 9_9 stupid assholes. If woman didn't feel pleasure then she wouldn't do what it is they do. And to be honest I'm currently launching a giant virus to destroy this site and free all the members from the GOD DAMN PASTOR EZEKIEL! I see I have pissed you off now,go a head,ban me I'll just keep returning to slowly kill you in you're sleep. God bless man like me who will stand against abusive jerks like you and you can keep your false bible shit too

Son, I can tell you from experience that a woman is physiological capable of the reproductive act without sinning.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Dear Friend,

God bless man like me...

He'd have to, because everyone else thinks you're a bit of a bell-end.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Sadman]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

If I give an orgasm to woman when attempting to make a child am I doing devils work? Both of us really try not to take pleasure in this act, but she says that on some occasions it overwhelms her. I don't want to lose Gods love and burn in hell just because SHE can't behave properly.

Please help me.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

If I give an orgasm to woman when attempting to make a child am I doing devils work? Both of us really try not to take pleasure in this act, but she says that on some occasions it overwhelms her. I don't want to lose Gods love and burn in hell just because SHE can't behave properly.

Please help me.

Yes, but it is her problem, not yours. Be less concerned with 'womens issues' and get right with Jesus.

[Sadman]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Well I love my wife, not as much as Jesus, but I love her. And I was thought by my parents, The Good Book and the Church that love is the most important thing in life. How can I just dismiss her problems as irrelevant when I don't think Jesus would want me to. He would like me to help her, as all Christians should help each other!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Well I love my wife, not as much as Jesus, but I love her. And I was thought by my parents, The Good Book and the Church that love is the most important thing in life. How can I just dismiss her problems as irrelevant when I don't think Jesus would want me to. He would like me to help her, as all Christians should help each other!!!

Orgasms have nothing to do with loving Jesus. And lusting for them leads straight to eternal damnation.

If your wife needs to become pregnant, have sex. But keep it as short as possible.


All details are here: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

[Iamthefool]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

If a Woman does not Orgasm it is PHYSICALLY Impossible to Gestate a Baby.

5th Grade Sex Ed Folks.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

while you people have some points their is one thing i need to announce. God created man in his own image. are you telling me that for thousands of generations the only way to reproduce is a sinful act? if this is so then I'm sure that GOD could have found another way. 9_9 stupid assholes. If woman didn't feel pleasure then she wouldn't do what it is they do. And to be honest I'm currently launching a giant virus to destroy this site and free all the members from the GOD DAMN PASTOR EZEKIEL! I see I have pissed you off now,go a head,ban me I'll just keep returning to slowly kill you in you're sleep. God bless man like me who will stand against abusive jerks like you and you can keep your false bible shit too

Oh, Mr. Mothy! You script kiddies and your "giant viruses!"

But seriously, interstate transmission of a terrorist threat is a felony. Your IP address and email address have been forwarded to the Department of Homeland Security.

Probably best to explain to your Mommy right now what you did, before the police track you down.

Well I love my wife, not as much as Jesus, but I love her. And I was thought by my parents, The Good Book and the Church that love is the most important thing in life. How can I just dismiss her problems as irrelevant when I don't think Jesus would want me to. He would like me to help her, as all Christians should help each other!!!

Friend, the best thing you can do is finish your husbandly duty as quickly as possible. Don't drag your feet! And if she becomes too excited, tell her to think about Jesus on the cross.

Don't tell her to think about baseball or dead puppies. Too many women had to be cast out of my congregation because they developed very disturbing fetishes when we gave husbands that advice.

Poor Spot.

If a Woman does not Orgasm it is PHYSICALLY Impossible to Gestate a Baby.

5th Grade Sex Ed Folks.

Really? Show us any health class or biology textbook reference which indicates that a woman cannot conceive if she does not have an orgasm.

Seriously. Go find one.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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If a Woman does not Orgasm it is PHYSICALLY Impossible to Gestate a Baby.

5th Grade Sex Ed Folks.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is why Abstinence Only Sex Education is the ONLY appropriate education for unmarried children.

Son, I do hope you don't count on this to keep your girlfriend from getting pregnant.

For the record, I have many children and yet have managed to avoid sinning each time save one.

[Rev. Jay W Doom]

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i gotta say firstly, I am not Satan, nor am I affiliated with him in any way (I do however admire his work) and yet I give women *** fantasy deleted *** ... So I guess straight away that kinda negates the whole topic here.

Do you really not think its rude for you to get off and leave your *** fantasy deleted ***? All that will do is drive those *** fantasy deleted ***. And then they will see the true meaning of GOD.
If, in your opinion it is actually Satan giving your *** fantasy deleted *** then i need to ask, who is it that is helping you achieve *** fantasy deleted ***? I get that if you're under 12 its probably your priest, but what about you post pubescent people? Do you blame that *** fantasy deleted *** on our lord and savior? Do you *** fantasy deleted *** in the name of the lord? Is it some sort of offering? Is this in fact proof that *** fantasy deleted ***?

[John North]

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who is it that is helping you achieve *** fantasy deleted ***? I get that if you're under 12 its probably your priest,

We are NOT Catholics here!

Please go and introduce yourself in the introduction forum. We want to know what you can do for Jesus.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

And to be honest I'm currently launching a giant virus to destroy this site...

...and...

Yours in Him,
bab

[juliet]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

our Pastor's wife, Elizabeth (Christian submissive wife and proud mother of 12 kids, now adults) once instructed me, according to God's will (Titus 2:3-5) about this point. She told me to include, in my daily prayers to God, a special one, asking the Lord to preserve me from this sin.

She also told me that, when she was obeying of her wifely duty to offer fertile ground for her husband's seed, she though about really unpleasent and disgusting subjects, to prevent her mind and body from any sensitivity to evil pleasure. I always do so, and I can confirm that I never had an orgasm all my life long! (and I have 6 kids, and now I am 6 weeks pregnant of the 7th)

Our Pastor says that not only the orgasm, but any kind of pleasure represents a real risk for the Salvation, so his advice is that if a wife should get any physical pleasure related with the intercourse, she should be disciplined, to release her guilt for this sin in front of the Lord. He says that it is always her husband's duty to hold her accountable for her sins, and pleasure during intercourse is a sin like many others.
He says that a hard spanking to tears is always a good tool for the husband to take lovingly care of his wife.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

our Pastor's wife, Elizabeth (Christian submissive wife and proud mother of 12 kids, now adults) once instructed me, according to God's will (Titus 2:3-5) about this point. She told me to include, in my daily prayers to God, a special one, asking the Lord to preserve me from this sin.

She also told me that, when she was obeying of her wifely duty to offer fertile ground for her husband's seed, she though about really unpleasent and disgusting subjects, to prevent her mind and body from any sensitivity to evil pleasure. I always do so, and I can confirm that I never had an orgasm all my life long! (and I have 6 kids, and now I am 6 weeks pregnant of the 7th)

Our Pastor says that not only the orgasm, but any kind of pleasure represents a real risk for the Salvation, so his advice is that if a wife should get any physical pleasure related with the intercourse, she should be disciplined, to release her guilt for this sin in front of the Lord. He says that it is always her husband's duty to hold her accountable for her sins, and pleasure during intercourse is a sin like many others.
He says that a hard spanking to tears is always a good tool for the husband to take lovingly care of his wife.

From a man's perspective, I can tell you that it's good for a wife to encourage her husband to deliver his seed as quickly possible so that she doesn't even have a chance to get there. Unbelieving harlots always want a man to last longer. A godly wife wants her husband to get it over with in a jiffy. Perhaps your pastor's wife could teach you some tricks to achieve this.

[MikkofromSweden]

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OMG... I'm SaTaN!