[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Let me see if I understand this correct.

God loves mankind, yes?

God wants mankind to reproduce, right?

Conclusion: God wants women to engage in sex, but have them not enjoy it because it is sinful.
You do realize that in the scenario you are describing, mankind would die.

Unless of course you are suggesting men should simply rape women. But that doesn't exactly seem holy-minded either.

Please, enlighten me.

So, you're claiming that any time a woman doesn't have a so-called "orgasm" she is getting raped?

That's sick.



YiC,

Zech

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Why would Santa be giving women orgasms? Is that some kind of a sick "sit on my candy cane" holiday perversion?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Why would Santa be giving women orgasms? Is that some kind of a sick "sit on my candy cane" holiday perversion?

Yes, when he plays Santa clause.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Yes, when he plays Santa clause.

He's trying to rape those poor children!

I knew it was a Catholic thing.


Santa von Dracula

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Let me see if I understand this correct.

God loves mankind, yes?

God wants mankind to reproduce, right?

Conclusion: God wants women to engage in sex, but have them not enjoy it because it is sinful.
You do realize that in the scenario you are describing, mankind would die.

Unless of course you are suggesting men should simply rape women. But that doesn't exactly seem holy-minded either.

Please, enlighten me.

You are awfully confused, dear. I'm not surprised. The secular educational system has been overrun by the Gay Agenda, and they have one thing on their minds - corrupting youth.



I will share my own experiences from the point of view of a True Christian™ woman. Mr. Etheldreda has never needed to rape me in order to deposit his seed for matronly incubation. To do so would imply that I would refuse such a request. I would never refuse any request my lawful husband makes, as it is not only my duty and privilege, but it is my very instinct to obey without reservation. You see, my Heavenly Father created me very specifically to be a perfect help meet to my husband. By virtue of my womanly parts, my destiny was sealed, and it would bring me naught but anxiety to try and avoid this very natural drive I have as a woman. (Genesis 2:18)

Now, as a True Christian™ woman, I recognize God's Divine Justice regulating my part to be played in life. (Genesis 3:16) I would never impose my own understanding over my own life. (Job 28:28; Proverbs 3:5) Therefore, when Mr. Etheldreda feels called by the LORD to supply the Earth with one more Soldier for Christ, I am happy to do my duty, quietly and submissively. As a favor to him, I try to make the experience as quick and pleasant as possible so he can move on to greater and more important work for the Kingdom.

Orgasm is not necessary for a woman to fulfill her roll in such a way as to be pleasing unto the LORD. I was afraid one time that I had one, a long time ago. It was terrible and I had nightmares about it until Mr. Etheldreda figured out what was troubling me, took me to the elders of the church, and they helped me overcome my weakness. (James 5:14-1) It wasn't an easy thing, there was lots of oil, sweating, a bit of trembling on my part, some blood as I recall, but in the end, I was guaranteed to be free! I am forever grateful to the elders of Landover Baptist Church!

I can't tell you how good that feels to be free from such trauma. I hope you can understand.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I will share my own experiences from the point of view of a True Christian™ woman.

Excellent Christian advice Sister, particularly for the unsaved strumpets that think it's supposed to be fun for both.

I had some trouble with Mrs. Porter in this regard when I created our first son for Jesus and placed my gift inside her. There was rapid breathing and guttural moaning that she tried to suppress, but I knew all too well what was going on and commenced a loud recitation of Judges to put an end to the sinfulness.

For my next three sons, I did the deed while she was asleep and created our children before she was fully roused and making another wicked spectacle of herself. Praise God that he created the man to replenish the earth.

In Christ

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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For my next three sons, I did the deed while she was asleep and created our children before she was fully roused and making another wicked spectacle of herself. Praise God that he created the man to replenish the earth.

In Christ

Praise the Lord for aiding you in rapid accomplishment of your husbandly duties, Brother!

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friends,

This is a ridiculous thread, and I am sore tempted to close it. OF COURSE women can't have orgasms! They don't even have penises!

Absurd! More time on the Bible and less on science fiction, please.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Brother Helge]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Let me see if I understand this correct.

God loves mankind, yes?

God wants mankind to reproduce, right?

Conclusion: God wants women to engage in sex, but have them not enjoy it because it is sinful.
You do realize that in the scenario you are describing, mankind would die.

Unless of course you are suggesting men should simply rape women. But that doesn't exactly seem holy-minded either.

Please, enlighten me.

Have you ever heard the phrase "Close your eyes and think of England"?

Just substitute England with Jesus and you've got the answer to what a God fearing woman should do.

[tom kinight]

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Damm,I always thought it was the clit stimulator.So you make a girl cum?The battery operated pleasure machine is SATAN? ha ha ha The clitoris is the only organ in the human body (men or women) that has pleasure as its sole purpose.

And I hate to break it to you, but Satan didn't put it on our bodies...I guess all battery operated devices is SATAN! The OP used a computer to type this message therefore he is SATAN! Don't listen to SATAN!

[tom kinight]

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cuz lord Jesus were a bootiful virgins, He not no the first thang abouts nawty sex stuff , so there!

i rebukes you for your dirty minds!

Well, if Jesus told you that women shouldn't have orgasms, then you need to up your meds.

You've made me rethink my view of pharma companies. I guess they do have a purpose, after all... making valium for the "women should never have orgasms, because those are of the devil" crowd.

Do you seriously think, for even a minute, that God intends to deprive women of any pleasure from the sex act?

Wait, never mind. The Bible god hates humans, and women in particular. How could I forget? Of course that god wouldn't want women to enjoy anything in life.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do you seriously think, for even a minute, that God intends to deprive women of any pleasure from the sex act?

Where does it say in the Holy Bible that anyone is supposed to "derive pleasure from the sex act?" Chapter and verse please, pervert.

[John North]

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OF COURSE women can't have orgasms! They don't even have penises!

Absurd! More time on the Bible and less on science fiction, please.

Brother Bob, I’m so glad for this information. You see, by accident I once gave Mrs. North an orgasm (even if I realize now that it must have been something else). Nevertheless, this single episode made me feel bad for years; up until this very day as a matter of fact. Had I done Satan’s work?

As a direct result of this, I developed several techniques to minimize the physical contact during intercourse. I also worked very hard on improving on my premature ejaculation. The latter is something any True Christian should feel encouraged to do. Even if these actions has not been in vain – since intercourse is for procreation purposes only and the sooner you can get the act over with the better – I still feel great relief when reading your wise words.

[timmothy]

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while you people have some points their is one thing i need to announce. God created man in his own image. are you telling me that for thousands of generations the only way to reproduce is a sinful act? if this is so then I'm sure that GOD could have found another way. 9_9 stupid assholes. If woman didn't feel pleasure then she wouldn't do what it is they do. And to be honest I'm currently launching a giant virus to destroy this site and free all the members from the GOD DAMN PASTOR EZEKIEL! I see I have pissed you off now,go a head,ban me I'll just keep returning to slowly kill you in you're sleep. God bless man like me who will stand against abusive jerks like you and you can keep your false bible shit too

[Didymus Much]

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... I see I have pissed you off now...