HELP!!!!!!

[marissa]

I need help,there is a black man that lives next door to me and he plays satan's day and night,he also knocks on my door at during the day,i never open it in fear he will rape me.I am afraid for my unborn son's life and as some know my husband is in Iraq so he is unable to protect me.What should I do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Call the police.

[Halleluyah Rob]

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Call the police.

I second that, there's no hesitation in the police force when it comes to taking down negroes.

[Esther Pounds]

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The way I see it, Sister Marissa, you have two choices in how to handle this negroid who has no business living in a whites only country:

1. Drum up the neighborhood association and frock yourselves in large, white sheets. On the night of a full moon, hold a large bonfire with a burning cross in the middle (we should never lose sight of our Lord and Savior who died on a cross so we could be free of negroids) and sing and dance merrily as you pray away this criminal!

2. Do as Pastor Zeke suggested- call the police. Chances are, this black man already has several outstanding warrants for various felony charges and unpaid child support payments. What's one more black person in jail going to do?

Yours in Christ,

Esther

[James Hutchins]

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I live out in the country so it may be different in the city. I have signs warning people. If the perimeter alarm goes off (it is a silent one, just makes a tone in my ear bud) I put a rifle in a gunport and squeeze off a few rounds. Just my $.02

[BelieverInGod]

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Buy a large dog, a coonhound would be a good choice. Negro's seem to be terrified of baying hounds.

Not that I'm an expert, we don't have that many in Canada, they don't seem to like the cold.

[Brother Enoch]

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Have you considered leaving a hot pie out to cool for him to snatch? They tend to hide for a while after they've snatched something, and you know they can't resist pie. Maybe two pies a day and you'll never have to worry about him trying to snatch anything else.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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My heart goes out to you, young lady. I couldn't imagine what it would be like to live in close proximity to negroes. Well, I take that back, I had a negress mammy help raise my children, but I made her stay in a little shack out back and I put a lock on it at night, so I know she couldn't get out at night and do any crimes.

You also need to really think about your unborn baby. The trauma of having to deal with this neighbor could cause birth defects or other trouble when he (hopefully it's a he) is born. The smell of chitlins or other vile negro food can cause bodily harm to your unborn child.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I couldn't imagine what it would be like to live in close proximity to negroes.

One visited me this week and I almost lost my sprinklers over it. Next time I will use the M203 Assault Rifles I bought from Brother Halleluyah Rob.

[That Catholic Chick]

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Racism noted and laughed at.

[supportisrael35]

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Racism noted and laughed at.

Ah, so you are one of them cathylicks. Do you think getting in that booth with the perverted old priest every week is going to get you into heaven? The only way to get your name in the Book of Life is by being covered in the blood of Jesus.


Revelation 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[sloppyjotbone]

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I am confused at what this man has done other than being black? He knocked on your door during the day? Really? Thats enough to make you want to call the police? Do you have the FBI watching your mail man too? Do you have background checks on your cable guy? He is black, he knocked on your door during the day. Yes. He is probably going to rape you. You are the reason I have come to hate people.

[Talitha]

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I am confused

Indeed you are

at what this man has done other than being black?

Isn't that enough? Do you know how many Pies have gone missing in Freehold this week?

He knocked on your door during the day? Really? Thats enough to make you want to call the police?

Yes

Do you have the FBI watching your mail man too?

Yes

Do you have background checks on your cable guy?

Of course

He is black, he knocked on your door during the day. Yes. He is probably going to rape you.

At last! You get it

You are the reason I have come to hate people.

You need Jesus.

[sloppyjotbone]

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No, you need Jesus. Jesus was accepting,. You are not. Jesus would have not assumed a man was going to rape him based on the color of his skin. You need a lesson in acceptance.

[Talitha]

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No, you need Jesus. Jesus was accepting,. You are not. Jesus would have not assumed a man was going to rape him based on the color of his skin. You need a lesson in acceptance.

If you are going to quote Jesus, please use a Bible.
Chapter & Verse please.