[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Since he wished for more power than God and God sent him to Hell.

If you know this, then why are you masturbating all the time instead of studying your Bible?

[123xXBumLoverXx456]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

You don't believe God exists yet by your username it is obvious you believe satan exists. Is this correct??

God created satan retard. How can you believe in something that was created by something you don't believe in.

Yet you question our logic. Maybe it's you that needs to be smacked around.

If you were a Christian, you would realize that Satan technically created himself in your fiction stories. Since he wished for more power than God and God sent him to Hell.

[Deaner]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Are you people mentally retarded? You really do believe that there is an invisible man in the sky that "Loves" you. Maybe you should take into reconsideration that beating the living shit out of your children won't "Get the sin out". It's amazing how many full blown retards are actual Christians. You need to realize that a book that has stories in it doesn't mean that a God exists. Stop worshiping and get back to reality.

You don't believe God exists yet by your username it is obvious you believe satan exists. Is this correct??

God created satan retard. How can you believe in something that was created by something you don't believe in.

Yet you question our logic. Maybe it's you that needs to be smacked around.

[123xXBumLoverXx456]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Are you people mentally retarded? You really do believe that there is an invisible man in the sky that "Loves" you. Maybe you should take into reconsideration that beating the living shit out of your children won't "Get the sin out". It's amazing how many full blown retards are actual Christians. You need to realize that a book that has stories in it doesn't mean that a God exists. Stop worshiping and get back to reality.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Of course, the amusing question must then be posed. Was God's wrath due to:

1) Disobeying God's command to impregnate his brother's wife.

2) Performing Coitus

3) An opposition to birth control in general

or

4) A general dislike of spilling seed upon the ground.

Insofar as a reasonable observer could see, 1 seems to be the most probable, though certainly, many seem to think 3 or 4 are the case, which out of context of that particular verse would make sense, yet substantially less when considered as part of the whole narrative of Onan.

You missed out 2)

[John North]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Don't make them go to their friends to learn what you, as parents, should be explaining to them.

When you teach your children how to masturbate (show and tell, no doubt), I will show my children how to read and understand the Bible. We will go to Heaven, you will go to Hell. Happy afterlife pervert…

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Wake up people, use your own brain and don't expect the Bible to think for you.

Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

Proverbs 3:5

As for masturbation, it is normal, every kid and most adults do it, so admit it and be open with your kids about it.

Friend, every kid picks his nose but we teach them not to. It's disgusting, spreads germs, and makes people gag. Teaching them to resist the temptations of the flesh are for their own good, even more so than teaching them to blow their noses.

Don't make them go to their friends to learn what you, as parents, should be explaining to them. And remember what you wanted to know when you were the same age as your kids. If it wasn't your parents teaching you, then your own parents didn't do their job so how can you be decent parents? And if you think I am talking from no experience - we have 5 wonderful children, from age 5 to 21. All are perfect kids in our eyes who need constant love and care to help them be ready to enter life as good adults.

And did you teach your children to masturbate by showing them? Did you put on a show for them to watch? Did you have some Q&A sessions afterward?

You, my friend, are one sick puppy.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

As for masturbation, it is normal, every kid and most adults do it, so admit it and be open with your kids about it.

My friend, masturbation was a "gateway" for me in deciding to then be a homosexual. I spent so much time spilling my own seed, I became curious in how it would be to watch another man ejaculate. It wasn't long until hand jobs, fellatio and of course, mud-packing. Twenty miserable years as a filthy homo that could have been prevented if someone had only warned me of the dangers of self-fornication.

Just say no.

In Christ

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Wake up people, use your own brain and don't expect the Bible to think for you. As for masturbation, it is normal, every kid and most adults do it, so admit it and be open with your kids about it. Don't make them go to their friends to learn what you, as parents, should be explaining to them. And remember what you wanted to know when you were the same age as your kids. If it wasn't your parents teaching you, then your own parents didn't do their job so how can you be decent parents? And if you think I am talking from no experience - we have 5 wonderful children, from age 5 to 21. All are perfect kids in our eyes who need constant love and care to help them be ready to enter life as good adults.

Masturbation is NORMAL???

OK weirdo, try this: go "shake hands with the unemployed" in front of your mother and tell me how it goes.

Damn Jesus-haters.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

As for masturbation, it is normal, ...If it wasn't your parents teaching you, then your own parents didn't do their job

So, your mother taught you to masturbate... remarkable... but I expect little else from godless families.

[ibz1492]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I believe masturbation is a healthy thing, especially for those whole think sex is only for marriage. Waiting until marriage means that young men and women have no natural way of dealing with their sexual tendencies. These tendencies could manifest in ways that are harmful to others. Sexually deviant behaviour often stems from people who were not dealing with their sexual energy properly. If you wish young men and women to wait until marriage, and not express their sexual energies in deviant ways (flashing, touching, which can escalate to rape), we must allow a natural way to deal with these feelings. If done in private, I believe this can be a healthy solution.

Wake up people, use your own brain and don't expect the Bible to think for you. As for masturbation, it is normal, every kid and most adults do it, so admit it and be open with your kids about it. Don't make them go to their friends to learn what you, as parents, should be explaining to them. And remember what you wanted to know when you were the same age as your kids. If it wasn't your parents teaching you, then your own parents didn't do their job so how can you be decent parents? And if you think I am talking from no experience - we have 5 wonderful children, from age 5 to 21. All are perfect kids in our eyes who need constant love and care to help them be ready to enter life as good adults.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

God does not feel anger!! God is divine, so he is beyond the feelings of us humans.
How can you beat your son? You are physically hurting your son in the name of God!? How could a true Christian hurt anyone?
Nothing good comes of people hurting! As long as your son is a good person and is good to people around him, that is enough! Leave the judgement to God himself! Do you think that God wants you to judge people? Are you divine sir? Did God or an angel come to you in a dream and say "My son, you must beat your children for masturbating!". No, Im sure he didn't.
God does not want pain and suffering in his name, forgive your son for his sins and pray that you will be forgiven for yours brother, as I will pray for you.

Hebrews 4:15 For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched with the feeling of our infirmities; but was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin. 16 Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need.

As for the rest of your post, we don't think what God wants us to do. He tells us in his book. Have you read it? Try it one day, then come back and tell us what you've found. Like I do.

[MyNameIs1]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God. I am very concerned about this and I simply don't know what to do. I have always given them a daily spanking before bedtime but I feel like they need more beatings so they can seriously feel God's anger. Should I beat them more often or is there a better way to make them understand?

God does not feel anger!! God is divine, so he is beyond the feelings of us humans.
How can you beat your son? You are physically hurting your son in the name of God!? How could a true Christian hurt anyone?
Nothing good comes of people hurting! As long as your son is a good person and is good to people around him, that is enough! Leave the judgement to God himself! Do you think that God wants you to judge people? Are you divine sir? Did God or an angel come to you in a dream and say "My son, you must beat your children for masturbating!". No, Im sure he didn't.
God does not want pain and suffering in his name, forgive your son for his sins and pray that you will be forgiven for yours brother, as I will pray for you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Oh by the way, I'm not unsaved. I'm a regularily practicing non-denominational Christian. Does the fact that I disagree with you automatically make me unsaved ?

Then why do you not follow God's instructions?

A Christian follows God's Commands. Even the unpleasant ones.

The unsaved do not.

How else could I quote scripture?

Satan can quote Scripture. What does that prove? That you can read a book? If you don't take every word seriously, and if you don't understand it but instead try to "rationalize" or explain things away, then what's the point in reading it at all? Why not just become a Unitarian Universalist, or a Secular Humanist, or Pantheist, or some such nonsensical garbage?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Oh by the way, I'm not unsaved. I'm a regularily practicing non-denominational Christian. Does the fact that I disagree with you automatically make me unsaved ?

Non-denominational = false Christian. You are as hellbound as any queer, atheists or witch, as the Bible says.