[James Hutchins]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Legit question from a potential Landover Baptist member: why did God allow Science to progress so far if it's indeed false and based on lies?

You need to read the Bible, son. It is called Free Will. Same reason God lets heathens like you walk the face of his planet earth.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

But brothers, isn't all that inconsistent with the bible's teachings??

Not at all. See my previous comment.

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

[twistoffate]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

You need to read the Bible, son. It is called Free Will. Same reason God lets heathens like you walk the face of his planet earth.

So when and why did the smitings stop?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

This is your last warning.

[charley92]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Leave him be. It is completely natural.

[charley92]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

My only question is, if the Bible is fact and God did in fact write it himself, do you have such proof?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

God did not write the Bible. He had His people do it form Him. He signed off on it. The mere existence of the Bible is fact. As is the untold billions who agree. And then there is you who disagrees. Well, we shall have to let the world know that little charley92 wants everyone to change to suit him else he'll have another episode.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

My only question is, if the Bible is fact and God did in fact write it himself, do you have such proof?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

My only question is, if the Bible is fact and God did in fact write it himself, do you have such proof?

All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: (2 Timothy 3:16)


for prophecy never came by the will of man, but holy men of God spoke as they were moved by the Holy Spirit. (2 Peter 10:21)


God decided what He wanted to put in the 1611 KJV Bible, then He told His people to write down His Words™. The 1611 KJV Bible came DIRECTLY from God. There's your proof. Any more questions?

[Joey Omegle]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

i need some advice with my girlfriend and i can anyone help?

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

i need some advice with my girlfriend and i can anyone help?

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. (1 Corinthians 6:18)

For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication: (1 Thessalonians 4:3)


No, we will not help you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God. I am very concerned about this and I simply don't know what to do. I have always given them a daily spanking before bedtime but I feel like they need more beatings so they can seriously feel God's anger. Should I beat them more often or is there a better way to make them understand?

I'd like to suggest an alternative to cutting his hand off.

He likes to wrap his hand around hot things, right?

Take your fireplace poker and leave it in the fire until it is red hot.

Have him hold his pornographic magazine in his left hand.

Force him to grip the poker (the hot part, of course) with his right until he is ready to swear he will never, ever masturbate again.

Then, you can get him a nice ex-masturbator shirt to wear and show off his newfound purity!

Be sure he knows that if he tries "Flagellating the Pope" with his left hand, it will get the same treatment.

[Marshall]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

The only way to stop masturbating is a stiff spanking.

[heimskingjar]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Alexander ef þú ert ekki að rugla í þessu fólki hérna á netinu þá ætti að kæra þig fyrir að beita barni þínu ofbeldi. ætti að senda þig í fangelsi og láta þig rotna þar.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Alexander ef þú ert ekki að rugla í þessu fólki hérna á netinu þá ætti að kæra þig fyrir að beita barni þínu ofbeldi. ætti að senda þig í fangelsi og láta þig rotna þar.

Shoo, pentacostal tongue-speaking demon!