[Not Joan Rivers]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

A sister of mine once caught her son masturbating. She made him pray to the LORD while she got birch and flogged his back with it. I would do the same thing, brother Alex! Also, if your son masturbates after his punishment, cut off one of his fingers. Eventually, you might want to put these fingers in a jar of ethyl and bring them to Church, and show them to a priest. He will absolve these fingers of all their sins.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

A sister of mine once caught her son masturbating. She made him pray to the LORD while she got birch and flogged his back with it. I would do the same thing, brother Alex! Also, if your son masturbates after his punishment, cut off one of his fingers. Eventually, you might want to put these fingers in a jar of ethyl and bring them to Church, and show them to a priest. He will absolve these fingers of all their sins.

Yay, another lousy troll who doesn't know the difference between Catholics and Christians.

[Karmatic]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Maturbation is a normal thing, though I also disagree with the method of getting turned on with pornographic photos or videos. You took the wrong aproach, now that your child relises you do not like it he will do it behind your back. You should have sat down and talked about it with him, told him it was normal, and told him to do it more privatly.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Maturbation is a normal thing, though I also disagree with the method of getting turned on with pornographic photos or videos. You took the wrong aproach, now that your child relises you do not like it he will do it behind your back. You should have sat down and talked about it with him, told him it was normal, and told him to do it more privatly.

Masturbation may seem "normal" to you and your pervert buddies, but it makes Jesus furious. Please take your filthy mouth and go back whatever underground queer cell you belong to.

Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves.

[CrimsonIsBullSh*t]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

You need to stop the beatings. Sit down and talk to your son, tell him that it's normal but your not happy with it.when you beat them every night enforce bed for know reason then it makes them think its not a punishment. I mean if you where a child and every night before bed you got smacked then you would not ever see it as a punishment

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

You need to stop the beatings. Sit down and talk to your son, tell him that it's normal but your not happy with it.when you beat them every night enforce bed for know reason then it makes them think its not a punishment. I mean if you where a child and every night before bed you got smacked then you would not ever see it as a punishment

Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

Jesus tells us to beat the child. Would you prefer them to be killed? That's pretty harsh.

YIC

[Adam Fag]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

Jesus tells us to beat the child. Would you prefer them to be killed? That's pretty harsh.

YIC

But what if he does the same thing each night before he goes to bed? And you've told him not to?

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

Jesus tells us to beat the child. Would you prefer them to be killed? That's pretty harsh.

YIC

I suffer when my husband beats one of our girls, but I understand is for their own good so I don't interfere with his christians decisions, also I know is God's will that children (specially girls) be properly spanked if they need it. They will be thankful in the future when they be good wives

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I suffer when my husband beats one of our girls, but I understand is for their own good so I don't interfere with his christians decisions, also I know is God's will that children (specially girls) be properly spanked if they need it. They will be thankful in the future when they be good wives

I already received an infraction for not write the word properly, thanks for the advice Pastor Ezekiel

[James Hutchins]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I already received an infraction for not writing the word properly, thanks for the correction again, Pastor Ezekiel

What are you, some sort of wetback beaner? You certainly do not speak American. Ignorant female.

See the corrections.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

What are you, some sort of wetback beaner? You certainly do not speak American. Ignorant female.

See the corrections.

Thanks a lot for properly correcting me, brother James, I still have a lot to learn for stop being ignorant, but I understand I would never be as smart as a man. Also thanks for the infraction you send to me, I promise you I'll write better

[James Hutchins]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Thanks a lot for properly correcting me, brother James, I still have a lot to learn for stop being ignorant, but I understand I would never be as smart as a man. Also thanks for the infraction you send to me, I promise you I'll write better

My pleasure

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

My pleasure

Brother, I have seen you have not sent me more infractions, do you think my grammar is better?

[Adam Fag]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Brother, I have seen you have not sent me more infractions, do you think my grammar is better?

I've seen worse.

[johntheguy]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God. I am very concerned about this and I simply don't know what to do. I have always given them a daily spanking before bedtime but I feel like they need more beatings so they can seriously feel God's anger. Should I beat them more often or is there a better way to make them understand?

Wow, your s horrible person, you beat your son because he masturbates. You're a horrible person and should feel bad. One day your children will pay back. I know of a friend who was beaten by their father daily, he had 3 siblings and one day they all went back and beat the *** bad word deleted *** out of him, exactly what people like you deserve.