[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

Cranky, did the doctor put you back on satans meds?

I never had any meds in my life thank you very much .

Suicide is SIN! I'm sorry brother but I have to disagree with you, just this once. Though it would be nice to see a queer clean out his skull.

I know suicide is a sin, I read the entire Holy Bible long before you were born. The point I was making was that the fact that something is not in the Bible does not automatically make it all right. It was an example to show how ridiculous the arguments of "sloppyjotbone" are.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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This must be a part of the "Gay Agenda" we get to hear about so often.
Your Fag enabling hints have not gone unnoticed.

Behavior like this must be stamped out immediately, as should Thumb sucking.

We all know what sucking of THUMBS leads to, Sister!

Are you serious? You 5 year old son sits down to pee and you think he is a homo? Thats one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Sitting down to pee has no correlation to your sexual preference. I am gay, and I dont sit down to pee. In fact I dont know any gay man who does, all gay men I know stand to pee

Son, I've spent years ministering to wayward men at truck stops and rest areas, and I can tell you that the one and only reason gay "men" stand to pee is to show off their "goods" on the "meat market". They like to sidle up next to a good Christian man, slowly unzip themselves, reach in with a sweaty, grease-stained hand, and pull out their half-swollen members. Then, when finished, they flap them back and forth, seductively shaking and squeezing.

Many's the time I've had to fall to my knees and beg the Lord to forgive the pervert next to me for his wanton flogging of his "tube steak"!

You CAN be gay and Christian. I follow the Ten Commandment and the teachings of Jesus Christ. In case you forgot, God FORGIVES. He is LOVING. He is CARING. Would God truly create a human being that was homosexual just so He could damn them to Hell?

I see you've never read the Bible. Where do you think wicked people come from?

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You CAN be gay and Christian. I follow the Ten Commandment and the teachings of Jesus Christ. In case you forgot, God FORGIVES. He is LOVING. He is CARING. Would God truly create a human being that was homosexual just so He could damn them to Hell? And believe me this is not a choice. WHo would choose to be ridiculed, and made fun of? If it were a choice I would be straight. But since its not, I live my life happily, helping others and doing what I believe God would see as right.

God forgives IF YOU REPENT, and not a moment sooner.

Read the Bible and stop making up what you think God says!

What the Bible says about Homosexuality

Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[sloppyjotbone]

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We all know what sucking of THUMBS leads to, Sister!

Son, I've spent years ministering to wayward men at truck stops and rest areas, and I can tell you that the one and only reason gay "men" stand to pee is to show off their "goods" on the "meat market". They like to sidle up next to a good Christian man, slowly unzip themselves, reach in with a sweaty, grease-stained hand, and pull out their half-swollen members. Then, when finished, they flap them back and forth, seductively shaking and squeezing.

Many's the time I've had to fall to my knees and beg the Lord to forgive the pervert next to me for his wanton flogging of his "tube steak"!

I see you've never read the Bible. Where do you think wicked people come from?

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Wicked people? Well, since I do not frequent truck stops I guess I am not included in those gay men you have encountered. Also I fail to see what you mean by where wicked people come from? I am a good person as far as I can tell. And I am sure the LOVING Lord will see that. Hateful people however many times they praise the Lord will always be hateful people.

[supportisrael35]

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Spank him until it hurts too much to sit down.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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Wicked people? Well, since I do not frequent truck stops I guess I am not included in those gay men you have encountered. Also I fail to see what you mean by where wicked people come from? I am a good person as far as I can tell. And I am sure the LOVING Lord will see that. Hateful people however many times they praise the Lord will always be hateful people.

Wicked people choose to be wicked, and choose not to follow the Word of God in the 1611KJV Bible. For example, you chose not to follow Leviticus 18:22 and become a fag. God gave us free will, and most people make the choice to be sinners and heathens.

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast. (Ephesians 2:8-9)

It doesn't matter that you're a "good person". If you truly had faith in God, you would follow ALL of His Words, in order to be Saved™. You will burn in eternal hellfire for being a queer homer, and your so-called "good works" will not save you. Glory!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I am a good person as far as I can tell.

You are wrong, it is not up to you to decide this but up to God. STRIKE #1

And I am sure the LOVING Lord will see that.

Wrong again. God put very clear instructions in his Holy Bible and you are annoying Jesus by ignoring that. STRIKE #2

Hateful people however many times they praise the Lord will always be hateful people.

Wrong again. We all love you with True Christian love. STRIKE #3 Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

You are OUT and you will go straight to hell, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200. You will burn for all eternity wishing you would have taken us seriously .

[sloppyjotbone]

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Wicked people choose to be wicked, and choose not to follow the Word of God in the 1611KJV Bible. For example, you chose not to follow Leviticus 18:22 and become a fag. God gave us free will, and most people make the choice to be sinners and heathens.

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast. (Ephesians 2:8-9)

It doesn't matter that you're a "good person". If you truly had faith in God, you would follow ALL of His Words, in order to be Saved™. You will burn in eternal hellfire for being a queer homer, and your so-called "good works" will not save you. Glory!

Well, it doesnt matter how much you bow down in your cult, you are ignoring the true meaning of being Christian. Your cult has blinded your eyes my friend.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, it doesnt matter how much you bow down in your cult, you are ignoring the true meaning of being Christian. Your cult has blinded your eyes my friend.

Why don't you make a thread of your own and educate us. Exactly how have we ignored God's instructions? Post the Scripture that we've gotten wrong. We're all waiting, boy.

[sloppyjotbone]

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Why don't you make a thread of your own and educate us. Exactly how have we ignored God's instructions? Post the Scripture that we've gotten wrong. We're all waiting, boy.

What a wonderful suggestion.

Maybe people who are intelligent, and can think clearly will listen. Unless you honestly believe sitting down to pee is cause for a beating? Give me scripture that says its wrong to sit down to pee.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What a wonderful suggestion.

So what's stopping you, professor?

Maybe people who are intelligent, and can think clearly will listen. Unless you honestly believe sitting down to pee is cause for a beating? Give me scripture that says its wrong to sit down to pee.

God hates the effeminate. I assumed that you'd know that, being a Bible Scholar and all.

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

[sloppyjotbone]

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So what's stopping you, professor?



God hates the effeminate. I assumed that you'd know that, being a Bible Scholar and all.

Yes, God hates the effeminate. But who deems what is effeminate and what is not? You? Do you have that power to judge? 20 years from now driving trucks may be considered effeminate. I highly doubt God cares about the trivial social cares that we have. And if he does, give me scripture that says God cares about the stupid little fads, and things that society has.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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What a wonderful suggestion.

Maybe people who are intelligent, and can think clearly will listen. Unless you honestly believe sitting down to pee is cause for a beating? Give me scripture that says its wrong to sit down to pee.

For in very deed, as the LORD God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall. (1 Samuel 25:34)

Clearly, God is referring to MEN by "any that pisseth against the wall". Women can't piss against the wall, ebcause they have to sit down to piss. So the passage is referring to MEN, who STAND UP, FACING THE WALL. They don't sit down. If you sit down, you're a queer. Didn't you watch Pastor Anderson's sermon on the subject?

[sloppyjotbone]

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For in very deed, as the LORD God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall. (1 Samuel 25:34)

Clearly, God is referring to MEN by "any that pisseth against the wall". Women can't piss against the wall, ebcause they have to sit down to piss. So the passage is referring to MEN, who STAND UP, FACING THE WALL. They don't sit down. If you sit down, you're a queer. Didn't you watch Pastor Anderson's sermon on the subject?

Ok great, so its in the bible that men can pee against a wall. Wonderful. That still does not prove your point. That passage does not say its wrong to NOT piss against a wall, and if your going to take that so literally, then by that logic, men can ONLY piss on walls according to the bible. And where does it say that sitting to pee makes you a queer? You should take that knowledge to a scientist. I am sure they would be glad to hear that the cause of homosexuality is simply kids peeing while sitting. How interesting. I guess you really do learn something new every day

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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Ok great, so its in the bible that men can pee against a wall. Wonderful. That still does not prove your point. That passage does not say its wrong to NOT piss against a wall, and if your going to take that so literally, then by that logic, men can ONLY piss on walls according to the bible. And where does it say that sitting to pee makes you a queer? You should take that knowledge to a scientist. I am sure they would be glad to hear that the cause of homosexuality is simply kids peeing while sitting. How interesting. I guess you really do learn something new every day

Actually, the cause is demons in the rectum, but close enough.

Men don't piss ON the wall, they piss AGAINST it. As in, standing up and facing the wall. The piss still goes into the toilet. Get it?