[JetSet]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

I'd like to apologize to those I offended earlier. Let's just say I have have done some research, and I now truly understand what Landover Baptist Church is all about.

I've thought about another problem that the original poster might face - what if your son sits when he pees, but not just so he can pee. He might be getting a bit handy there.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

I'd like to apologize to those I offended earlier.

Please don't. Pray to Jesus Christ for forgiveness instead please.

Why you should pray: Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

[JetSet]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

Point taken, however let me clarify, I wanted to apologize to those on Earth that I offended.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

Point taken, however let me clarify, I wanted to apologize to those on Earth that I offended.

Accepted. Now wash your hands.

[shadeofwinter]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

I think fear of feminizing your child are premature. If you have told him to stand, and he won't, take him to the doctor ASAP! It could be a serious urinary condition!!!

[9point8M/S2]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

Sitting down to pee is homosexual, and so is standing up to pee.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

Sitting down to pee is homosexual, and so is standing up to pee.

Are you suggesting people should only do it whilst bungee-jumping?

Where's the Scripture to support that?

In the Book of Boings? Sorry, that's just apocryphal pal.

[9point8M/S2]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

We all know what sucking of THUMBS leads to, Sister!

Son, I've spent years ministering to wayward men at truck stops and rest areas, and I can tell you that the one and only reason gay "men" stand to pee is to show off their "goods" on the "meat market". They like to sidle up next to a good Christian man, slowly unzip themselves, reach in with a sweaty, grease-stained hand, and pull out their half-swollen members. Then, when finished, they flap them back and forth, seductively shaking and squeezing.

Many's the time I've had to fall to my knees and beg the Lord to forgive the pervert next to me for his wanton flogging of his "tube steak"!

I see you've never read the Bible. Where do you think wicked people come from?

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Peeing standing up makes you a gay apparently.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

Peeing standing up makes you a gay apparently.

Limited reading comprehension, Trig?

Standing to pee doesn't make one gay. Gay men only stand to pee to show off their "meat" in an attempt to seduce other, normal, True Heterosexual(tm) men.

[gumby]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

My grandfather sat down to pee, and he was absolutely not gay. He had four children and was absolutely not gay. Some men just do it so that they don't make a mess. Pee splatters sometimes when it is coming from such a distance.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Son sits down when he urinates

My grandfather sat down to pee, and he was absolutely not gay. He had four children and was absolutely not gay. Some men just do it so that they don't make a mess. Pee splatters sometimes when it is coming from such a distance.

My dear, men shouldn't have to concern themselves with whether or not they make a mess. God created ladies to deal with such messes! It gives us something to do, you see.