[LolitaInbred]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

It seems you have an unhealthy obsession with homosexuality. Usually when people obsess over something as much as you guys do, it means that they struggle with it themselves and are battling it. You might want to get some professional help to accept your sexuality, "Pastor".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Could you please tell me WHY masturbating is wrong?

All True Christians(tm) know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Could you please tell me WHY masturbating is wrong?

Because it says so in the Bible. Are you calling Jesus a liar?

Genesis Chapter 38:9-10 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled [it] on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

YIC

[DemonThinker96]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Could you please tell me WHY masturbating is wrong?

[Mary Thompson]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that
Chastity belt on your son.

Jesus weeps as you sin mercilessly against God and all that is Biblically correct.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that Chastity belt on your son.

What is it about self-abuse that makes its perpetrators so obsessed with fabrics which should only be worn by women?

Deuteronomy 22: 5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

[Erin500]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

i recently had my 2 sons (12 and 13 years old) fitted with steel type chastity devices for use all the time after i caught the older one sinning. I'll remove them for cleaning. They wont be sinning anymore and we all agreed that it was for the best Expensive to buy but the boys are better off. Better than having to whip them for yet something else every day.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that
Chastity belt on your son.

I can't help but notice that you've failed to provide Scriptural support for your self-rape perversions.



Yours in Christ (NOT ONAN),

Z. Smyth

[Nathanthelordlover]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Brothers and Sisters, as all True Christian™ parents here likely realize, when your children grow up, they will eventually discover the temptations of the flesh, and, if you spot this too late, even start touching themselves to explore the possibilities.

Of course, this kind of behaviour is very repulsive and offensive to the Lord Jesus Christ, who, being omnipresent, has to watch every sigh and every groan, and being omniscient, is at the same time completely aware of whatever filth is on the mind of the person committing this sin. It is for good reason that Paul wrote:

1 Corinthians 6:15-20:
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

So, all kinds of measures have been taken by True Christian™ parents against this evil, with mixed results. Look here for example for various traditional suggestions to keep your son from sinning. So far, beating seems to work in most cases, while in extreme cases amputation of the sinful bodily parts is suggested by the Lord Jesus Himself:

Matthew 5:29-30:
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

However, an end has come to these troubling, embarrassing issues, thanks to a new technological innovation: The Houdini Locking Steel C*ck Chastity!



Using this ingenious device, True Christian™ parents can now make sure that their sons will not be tempted into despicable sin by desecrating the Temple of Jesus Christ, their own bodies (just return the keys to them after they are married). Praise Jesus!

Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that
Chastity belt on your son.

[Carl the wop]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Fill his handy lotion bottle with Ben-Gay.

I would add a liberal amount of Tabasco as well.

[Drag QueenTwink]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

When you masturbate, you ejaculated your sexual fluids anywhere hence you're basically ejaculated on Jesus' face. Because Jesus is everywhere.

TROLL

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

Hi All. I was wondering if anyone can give any advice on my situation. I have a 16 year old stepson who masturbates almost daily, usually at night when everyone else is in bed. I have tried taking it up with his mother, but she has told me that if I want it put to a stop, I must do so myself, on the condition that it is nothing permanently attached to her son, or permanently affecting him. I can't stand the fact that he does that in my house. What can I do?

Fill his handy lotion bottle with Ben-Gay.

[Christian1]

Hi All. I was wondering if anyone can give any advice on my situation. I have a 16 year old stepson who masturbates almost daily, usually at night when everyone else is in bed. I have tried taking it up with his mother, but she has told me that if I want it put to a stop, I must do so myself, on the condition that it is nothing permanently attached to her son, or permanently affecting him. I can't stand the fact that he does that in my house. What can I do?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

If that is true than we cant pee or poop, becouse if what ou say is true than jesus is every where even in the tolet.
to fix mastrubation (which is bad) why give a stern talking to for your kids, then trust them. If they DO do it then, well i think we have alredy coverd that.

No, elimination of waste is a daily requirement and as God designed. We eat and drink food, and God guides the digestion and disposal process. There is nothing sinful in this.

The prostate and testicles have an entirely different purpose, as I am sure you are aware.

[dehoffmark]

Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating!

When you masturbate, you ejaculated your sexual fluids anywhere hence you're basically ejaculated on Jesus' face. Because Jesus is everywhere.

If that is true than we cant pee or poop, becouse if what ou say is true than jesus is every where even in the tolet.
to fix mastrubation (which is bad) why give a stern talking to for your kids, then trust them. If they DO do it then, well i think we have alredy coverd that.