[Grandmother Wilson]

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dont waste your time, He loves me already. Me and the big guy are good mates, old poker buddies me and him

Sweet Lord Jesus,

please, lead this sinner away from Satan, for he is an abomination before you, and if not, the lead him away from these forums! Please protect Our Godly Children from his demonic influence, his promotion of gambling and satanism at the same time!

Thank you, my Lord, for the Wise Words of Brother God=Life, and make many sinners read them, that their wisdom might lead them to Christ!

Thank you, my Lord, for granting me entrance to Heaven, so that I will not have to burn in Hell and be sodomized for all eternity together with this foolish mooslim. Yes, my Lord, You laugh about his foolish words, and You will laugh when you destroy Him, like You promised in Deuteronomy 28:63.

Praised be Your Holy Name,

Amen.

[ChristIsADisease]

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Are you guys <<profanity deleted>> kidding me? I joined this forum, JUST to point out how ignorant you are. Who is going to notice the words sex in hair? Flip your hair. See if it spells out "<<profanity deleted>>" or "<<profanity deleted>>". I bet in some way, it will. Considering there are hundreds and thousands of hair on your head. You know, I'm fine with religion. Believe what you want to believe, as I believe that Christ is a disease that sickens the world with false beliefs and trouble. But I don't have anything against a regular Christian, that has faith and worships their lord on a daily basis. But you ignorant <<profanity deleted>>, make me sick to my <<profanity deleted>> stomach. Daniel Radcliffe was in Harry Potter, yes. But just being in Harry Potter, doesn't make him the alcoholic he is. He's under the spotlight of millions, and he's what... 20 something now? He's going to drink you dumb <<profanity deleted>>. You know, I don't care if you delete my post. I just hope I get SOMETHING out of it, such as a narrow-minded Christian <<profanity deleted>> to read this and get through their mind, that MAYBE they're going a bit too far with this <<profanity deleted>>. If you REALLY believe that pointing a wand is making that girl a whore, then your skanky little Baptist tramps are the biggest whores of them all, because I'm sure they do MUCH worse than point wands at people. Hah, god. You people are ridiculous. It cracks me up. I hope someday you realize that this "Christianity" <<profanity deleted>> is all a scam, and all it's doing is hurting the lives of others, making it hard for atheists to live their everyday lives simply for WHAT THEY BELIEVE [ Yes, what we believe. We let you <<profanity deleted>> believe what you want to believe. So learn to shut your <<profanity deleted>> much you hypocritical, contradictory worthless <<profanity deleted>>, and are poisoning and troubling the world with this garbage. You're garbage. Every single last one of you. What I want ALL of you to do, is lay down in your bed, think for a good 40 minutes [ Long enough to realize that your "God" is a genuine ], imagine yourself sticking your hairy little <<profanity deleted>> in Jesus Christ's <<profanity deleted>>, and get off to that <<profanity deleted>>. Then afterward, I want you to kill your family, as they are diseased as well, <<profanity deleted>> their dead bodies, wrap a Bible around your dick and cut the tiny thing off, and burn the <<profanity deleted>>. Then, I would like you to engrave a pentagram on your chest [ To resemble blasphemy, for you <<profanity deleted>> that can't figure it out yourself ], stick a maglight up your goddamn asshole whilst shouting the lord's name in vain, take your <<profanity deleted>> crucifix, and stick it in the hole where your <<profanity deleted>> once was. Lastly, I want you to set yourself on fire, and pray to your hollow god that you'll make it out ok.

The only reason I wrote all of this, because it SINCERELY pissed me off to see you goddamn "children" whining about Harry Potter, SIMPLY because you're sexually-minded enough to notice this shit. Or believe it. Ignorance ITSELF, pisses me the piffle off.

So with that said, go die in a fire, eat <<profanity deleted>>, you <<profanity deleted>> Jesus-<<profanity deleted>> Baptists.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[True Disciple]

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We let you cocksucking faggots believe what you want to believe. So learn to shut your goddamn much you hypocritical, contradictory worthless shits, and are poisoning and troubling the world with this garbage. You're garbage. Every single last one of you. What I want ALL of you to do, is lay down in your bed, think for a good 40 minutes [ Long enough to realize that your "God" is a genuine ], imagine yourself sticking your hairy little pricks in Jesus Christ's asshole, and get off to that shit. Then afterward, I want you to kill your family, as they are diseased as well, piffle their dead bodies, wrap a Bible around your dick and cut the tiny thing off, and burn the motherpiffleer. Then, I would like you to engrave a pentagram on your chest [ To resemble blasphemy, for you dumbpiffles that can't figure it out yourself ], stick a maglight up your goddamn asshole whilst shouting the lord's name in vain, take your piffleing crucifix, and stick it in the hole where your cock once was. Lastly, I want you to set yourself on fire, and pray to your hollow god that you'll make it out ok.

The only reason I wrote all of this, because it SINCERELY pissed me off to see you goddamn "children" whining about Harry Potter, SIMPLY because you're sexually-minded enough to notice this shit. Or believe it. Ignorance ITSELF, pisses me the piffle off.

So with that said, go die in a fire, eat shit, you cocksucking Jesus-piffleing Baptists.

Congratulations. You have just managed to prove beyond doubt that Harry Potter fans are evil, violent, satanic, morbidly fascinated, hateful, anti-christian, blasphemous, sexually disturbed, foul-mouthed and hypocritical.

If it was your purpose to convince us and everyone who reads this thead that Harry Potter is demonic and turns people into fornicating perverts, I can tell you: mission accomplished!

I feel sorry for you. Maybe you once were a really nice girl, maybe even Christian, before you started reading Harry Potter, which turned you into a raving lunatic who posts hatred and threats of violence on our forum. I mean, did we ever use that kind of insults? Did we ever encourage people to kill their own families?

You are a very sick kind of person.

[skepticofail]

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Harry potter turning girls into skirt lifting sluts? what the heck. I was five when the first movie came out and i have seen almost every movie since. So from first hand experience I can say it did not turn me into a "whore". And it is ridiculous that you imagine things into movie posters that ARE NOT THERE BECAUSE YOU SO BADLY WANT TO FIND SOMETHING EVIL ABOUT BECAUSE YOU SIMPLY DON'T AGREE.

[LOLzao]

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Oh, I must be Lucifer then.
Let's see. I was born on Halloween, I have gotten "666" as a lucky number multiple times from Chinese fortune cookies, and I'm Atheist. I have been Atheist since I was born, and if you don't respect that, then I pity you. I respect you and your religion. I don't care if you have one, just don't try to push it on me.
I think you all need to chill a little bit though. It's hair. Hair does things. Sometimes it looks like a rat's nest. Sometimes it's picture perfect. Here, they're blowing wind into the actor's faces. Do you know what hair does when wind blows on it? It moves! I have hair down to my hips and when it blows around, sometimes it blows back wavily then lies straight again.
The point I'm trying to make is that hair moves in ways and sometimes it looks like letters. I bet you could find the entire alphabet in there!
Harry Potter did not turn anyone into anything. It's a fictional movie. It was all completely made up. But hey - this is a religious forum, so apparently not many of you can tell real from fake.
If you choose to attack me, then so be it, it'll just prove to me that none of you can think logically.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Harry potter turning girls into skirt lifting sluts? what the heck. I was five when the first movie came out and i have seen almost every movie since. So from first hand experience I can say it did not turn me into a "whore". And it is ridiculous that you imagine things into movie posters that ARE NOT THERE BECAUSE YOU SO BADLY WANT TO FIND SOMETHING EVIL ABOUT BECAUSE YOU SIMPLY DON'T AGREE.

You are headed for the Lake of Fire friend. Accept Jesus and eternity will be your reward!

Oh, I must be Lucifer then.
Let's see. I was born on Halloween, I have gotten "666" as a lucky number multiple times from Chinese fortune cookies, and I'm Atheist. I have been Atheist since I was born, and if you don't respect that, then I pity you. I respect you and your religion. I don't care if you have one, just don't try to push it on me.
I think you all need to chill a little bit though. It's hair. Hair does things. Sometimes it looks like a rat's nest. Sometimes it's picture perfect. Here, they're blowing wind into the actor's faces. Do you know what hair does when wind blows on it? It moves! I have hair down to my hips and when it blows around, sometimes it blows back wavily then lies straight again.
The point I'm trying to make is that hair moves in ways and sometimes it looks like letters. I bet you could find the entire alphabet in there!
Harry Potter did not turn anyone into anything. It's a real movie. It was all completely made up. But hey - this is a religious forum, so apparently not many of you can tell real from genuine.
If you choose to attack me, then so be it, it'll just prove to me that none of you can think logically.

You are beyond hope. I know this may not sound very Christian, but I hope you're in a horrible car accident with a gas truck and that you linger for days in horrible pain in an over-crowded burn unit before God sends you to Hell.

[divineretribution]

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If you can find the word sex, or pictures of the act... You are a pervert! That is gross is you see something that is not there. You have a dirty mind, I find the ways Mormons bless to be funny in a sexual way, and I don't find this humorous no matter how immature I am. This is just gross how perverted you are.

[Name_of_no_importanc]

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To whom it may concern:

Before anything more, please let me tell you that I am a Christian. To be precise and specific (not my own words, yes, I know)...

I believe in God the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth.

I believe in Jesus Christ, His only begotten son, our Lord.
Conceived by the Holy Ghost,
born of the virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, dead, and buried
He descended into hell.
The third day He rose again from the dead,
he ascended into heaven
and sitteth at the right hand of God, the Father Almighty.

I believe in the Holy Ghost,
the holy catholic* Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.

*lower case "c," catholic, meaning universal. The presence of the body of Christ at all times and all places. NOT the Roman Catholic Church.


Now, all that being said. I was browsing through google and somehow came across this thread. Sorry, but I didn't bother to read all 33 pages. How anyone could make it through that much garbage is beyond me.

Any non-Christians still reading this far into the thread, you have more patience than I do. And please, allow me to say that I love you and I apologise for what these hateful, arrogant, evil people think. I say this knowing full well that I can be all of those. I may agree on the foundation of their belief in Christianity. I believe Jesus is the only way to salvation and if you are not a Christian (true Christian, not a person saying words and following tradition) you will go to hell. It's not something I like to think about. I don't revel in the fact of people burning in hell and spending eternity separated from God. And I ask you, if you are willing to have a rational discussion, please email me. I know I'll probably get spammed, but it's a risk I'm willing to take. My email is:

[e-mail address deleted]

For those of you who call yourselves Christians and glorify in people going to hell. You name-callers, you egotistical nut-cases. Please be quiet. You give me a bad name. We agree on core beliefs, the Trinity, Christ, His atonement for our sins, etc. But you shame me. And you shame yourselves. And you shame God. Did Jesus not speak to "religious" people, the pharisees, when he said "Woe to you teachers of the law...you brood of vipers..." (that last part was also John the Baptiser, he said it too).

Why do you think people will listen to you? Is our mandate here on earth not to spread the good news of Jesus Christ? Are we not to teach His love, and the fact that, no matter who you are, He loves you? It's not out of hatred that people go to hell, it's out of justice. He will give to each person according to what he has done. To those who by persistence in doing good seek glory, honor and immortality, He will give eternal life. But to those who are self seeking and who deny the truth and follow evil, there will be wrath and anger.

By your fruits you will be known.

Now, to what this thread started...how do you call J.K. Rowling a witch? Harry Potter was written as a description of Christianity. In the last book, it's only by his death that he is able to defeat Voldermort. It's in his resurrection that his friends are saved. Before the last book came out Rowling was asked in a interview: "Do you believe in God?" She answered yes. The interviewer tried to continue but she stopped. "Everybody asks me that, but they don't ask me the next question. If they did, people would know what MUST happen in the last book based on my answer."

[Name_of_no_importanc]

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You are beyond hope. I know this may not sound very Christian, but I hope you're in a horrible car accident with a gas truck and that you linger for days in horrible pain in an over-crowded burn unit before God sends you to Hell.

Just read this. Please, for the love of God SHUT UP!!!

You're right. You don't sound Christian. You sound like the worst demon straight from the pit of hell. What the hell is wrong with you?

To whomever that was written, please, on this lunatic's behalf and from Christianity and from Jesus the Messiah, accept this apology. This does not come from God. This is not true Christianity. I'm horrified and disgusted.

[Name_of_no_importanc]

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I'm truly sorry for three in a row.

But "ChristIsADisease." Completely uncalled for. You're just as bad as any hypocritical "Christian" like the captain.

The extremes of both sides are fueling each other's fires. You curse and use any profane, evil thing you can think of to insult all Christians (most of whom are decent people) and then want to be taken seriously as a rational person? Please tell me you're joking.

And to the responder, sorry, I didn't take the time to read your name. To attribute this to Harry Potter simply because you disagree? I've read all the Harry Potter books multiple times. Will I end up being a depraved individual like this person? No.

You want to talk logically...you're using false reasoning. Namely, "post hoc ergo propter hoc." Roughly, "before that, therefore prompting that." I doubt Harry Potter, Twilight, or any other fictional, fantastic book had this kind of influence on this person. You're reasoning is just as bad and how you can be taken seriously...I don't know.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Calm down, friend. Satan clearly has a grasp on you. Don't let him win! Turn to Jesus before it's too late!

And don't post your contact information.

[Name_of_no_importanc]

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Did you really give me an infaction for, and I quote: "Being possibly possessed by demons"?

I think that's the biggest compliment you could have given me. I didn't read enough on your forum's rules, beliefs, etc. before joining. If I look nothing like your racist, hateful, incompetant, impotent god, then I must be doing something right. The majority of the people you call evil, whores, devil-worshippers, and so on...they're closer to Christ than you'll ever know.

But I didn't come here to argue with you. You do nothing more than make my blood boil. I came hoping that perhaps someone whom you've condemned to hell already may listen to what I have to say.

Like I said before, I don't revel in the idea of people going to hell. But you're about to push me to that limit.

[mr religion?]

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Are you guys <<profanity deleted>> kidding me? I joined this forum, JUST to point out how ignorant you are. Who is going to notice the words sex in hair? Flip your hair. See if it spells out "<<profanity deleted>>" or "<<profanity deleted>>". I bet in some way, it will. Considering there are hundreds and thousands of hair on your head. You know, I'm fine with religion. Believe what you want to believe, as I believe that Christ is a disease that sickens the world with false beliefs and trouble. But I don't have anything against a regular Christian, that has faith and worships their lord on a daily basis. But you ignorant <<profanity deleted>>, make me sick to my <<profanity deleted>> stomach. Daniel Radcliffe was in Harry Potter, yes. But just being in Harry Potter, doesn't make him the alcoholic he is. He's under the spotlight of millions, and he's what... 20 something now? He's going to drink you dumb <<profanity deleted>>. You know, I don't care if you delete my post. I just hope I get SOMETHING out of it, such as a narrow-minded Christian <<profanity deleted>> to read this and get through their mind, that MAYBE they're going a bit too far with this <<profanity deleted>>. If you REALLY believe that pointing a wand is making that girl a whore, then your skanky little Baptist tramps are the biggest whores of them all, because I'm sure they do MUCH worse than point wands at people. Hah, god. You people are ridiculous. It cracks me up. I hope someday you realize that this "Christianity" <<profanity deleted>> is all a scam, and all it's doing is hurting the lives of others, making it hard for atheists to live their everyday lives simply for WHAT THEY BELIEVE [ Yes, what we believe. We let you <<profanity deleted>> believe what you want to believe. So learn to shut your <<profanity deleted>> much you hypocritical, contradictory worthless <<profanity deleted>>, and are poisoning and troubling the world with this garbage. You're garbage. Every single last one of you. What I want ALL of you to do, is lay down in your bed, think for a good 40 minutes [ Long enough to realize that your "God" is a genuine ], imagine yourself sticking your hairy little <<profanity deleted>> in Jesus Christ's <<profanity deleted>>, and get off to that <<profanity deleted>>. Then afterward, I want you to kill your family, as they are diseased as well, <<profanity deleted>> their dead bodies, wrap a Bible around your dick and cut the tiny thing off, and burn the <<profanity deleted>>. Then, I would like you to engrave a pentagram on your chest [ To resemble blasphemy, for you <<profanity deleted>> that can't figure it out yourself ], stick a maglight up your goddamn asshole whilst shouting the lord's name in vain, take your <<profanity deleted>> crucifix, and stick it in the hole where your <<profanity deleted>> once was. Lastly, I want you to set yourself on fire, and pray to your hollow god that you'll make it out ok.

The only reason I wrote all of this, because it SINCERELY pissed me off to see you goddamn "children" whining about Harry Potter, SIMPLY because you're sexually-minded enough to notice this shit. Or believe it. Ignorance ITSELF, pisses me the piffle off.

So with that said, go die in a fire, eat <<profanity deleted>>, you <<profanity deleted>> Jesus-<<profanity deleted>> Baptists.

Go you, your awesome, all this forum is a way to oppress those who are different and they use stupid things and are sooo picky with things anything that doesn't fit in with what they call normal/the right way of living is apparently incorrect.

[James Dewitt]

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Go you, your awesome, all this forum is a way to oppress those who are different and they use stupid things and are sooo picky with things anything that doesn't fit in with what they call normal/the right way of living is apparently incorrect.

I do realise that some where in the dark recesses of your diminished mind you think that you have the right to speak your mind . Let me remind you that you are a guest on a Christian Forum that is Privately owned by Landover Church. While you THINK that you have the right to say what ever you please, We reserve the right to alter, and or delete any portion or all of your comment. Our Mission is to spread the Word of God and to Praise the Name Of Jesus. You either get with the program or you will be corrected. And possibly banned.