[Defeatist]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

Thanks for your persecution and telling everyone their wrong and your right.

Don't worry, I learnt from the best: Christianity.

[Lisa H]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

Don't worry, I learnt from the best: Christianity.

Perhaps you would like to make a proper introduction as requested before. If you are Christian like you claim you would see nothing wrong.

[Defeatist]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

Oh I am Christian, but I am also a human being. And as a human being, I can see that we, and in this case Christianity, is heavily flawed! I honestly think God needed some glasses when he 'created us in his image'.
Also, how would you have me introduce myself?
"Hi, my name is Derp, and I'm a Christian who's not very Christian and I live in the real world these days and I am going to Hell and I hope to see you there too. K thnx bye! (that's 'ok, thank you, goodbye', for those of you who can't remember that the real world is constantly evolving ( Oops! Blasphemy))"
I see no reason in defining my existence. Would you rather that I admitted I am a heathen or what? Tell me what to say, and I'll sugar-coat it so that I don't offend the True Christians (whatever the hell they are! "You believe in God, but not as much as I do, I can go to special heaven, nyeh nyeh!")
I can see that you have run out of rebuttals other than "God is wise" and "Introduce yourself", and I tire of dribble that goes nowhere on account of someone who decided to say God is real, then hide in a corner and wait for Heaven.
To end this discussion, I am a modern day Christian who can accept its flaws, and the bear is known as Pedobear.
Good day to you all, and
Keep watching the skies...
God Bless

[Sister Charli]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

When I was a kid folk were telling us that Noddy and Big Ears were gay.

Nowadays they are telling us this cute bear is a paedophile.

I guess in 10 years time there will be another kid's story book character that oversexed heathens want to tell us has sexual connotations.

For goodness sake, Felicity is a child. She likes the bear. It is cute. Where is the harm?

[Lisa H]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

...
I can see that you have run out of rebuttals other than "God is wise" and "Introduce yourself", and I tire of dribble that goes nowhere on account of someone who decided to say God is real, then hide in a corner and wait for Heaven.
...

So you tire of being polite. Would you like someone to come up to and start yelling abuse at you without knowing who they are. Would you like someone coming into your house and throwing rubbish around. Besides I asked you in the first post to introduce yourself.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

Oh I am Christian, but I am also a human being. And as a human being,

My friend that is precisely your problem.

You have adopted the position as a human being - Content to lay about and listen to Cathlik mumbo jumbo whilst waiting to go to hell
In effect you are lazy and Jesus would be disgusted in your pathetic efforts.

However we True Christians(tm) adopt God's postion of humans doing......doing our best to praise Jesus, doing our best to rid the world of sinners and non believers, doing Gods work, doing our best to stop the Papal sodomites etc.

It is time for you to make a commitment for Jesus to commence doing rather than being

Now you could now be doing some positive things in the name of Jesus rather than worrying and rambling about a harmless children bear

[razgriz]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

im going to go ahead and say this outright, because i had this big thing typed up, but i took so long that i got logged out, and i dont not want to type all that again. so, here it is. ive been on the internet for over 10 years. and i knew the pedobear before it was cool. so i will say this: pedo bear came YEARS before "pediabear" they have the same face, and there only a couple letters off. so when you ban someone for twisting your words, technechaly your twisting OUr words. your also so narrowminded that you dont listen to what you havent been conditioned to, such as anouther religion. you were conditioned to christianity, the people in iraq were conditioned to islam. thats why there is conflict, becuase we are conditioned differently and they/we dont like that. and i keep looking at the animated GIF of a smilie of islam extremists getting blowup by missiles. now i may play MW2 and BC2 and Halo 3, Half life, and other M rated games, but i dont support violence. i happen to know the difference between fake video game violence and real violence. but this GIF just gets to me: this is a christian forum. i dont think any of you support violence, but its not too easy to put custom smilies on a forum, meaning you must support it, or you wouldnt put it on because its too hard(i would know, i have a forum). and i remember in the bible: thou shalt not kill. now im not a christian, but ive read the bible. i dont believe in hell, just that when someone gets to heaven that the things they can do there, are limited. hell in my opinion is a scare tactic to lure more people to your religion. there, i said it. im a going to get banned. probably. why though? because i sinned? or because i spoke my mind, because im not afraid to say what i think to peoples faces? i know the differnce between following a religion, and being blind because thats all you know. im actually agnoustic, not athiest, which means i believe in a god, but im not a part of a mass religion. im sure you all feel bad for me beacuse of that, but im proud to be agnoustic. im also tolerant to all other religions. but when they take it to far, thats when i stop respecting and start speaking my mind. i mean, im even okay with islam, but the extremest take it way too far. and i saw the ones that got banned had "eternal damnation assured" over their name. have you really been THAT conditioned that not only are you the most narrow minded people i know, but you say that God hates people that get banned here? its a fucking forum! God doesnt hate anything, because He created it all! now im also a man of science, meaning, yes, i believe in the big bang, however, i believe that God set it in motion, meaning God made the big bang. blasphamy? maybe to you. not to me. so im breaking your rules, but not mine. and who said i care about your rules? not me. i mean, i was so mad at some of you that i even whispered to myself, these people need to learn what its like. i grew up in a 3 car garage when i was 1-1.5 years old, then we moved into house, but there was a drug dealer next door. we finally got into a good home and here i am now, age 13, about to go to a military academy, not because i did something wrong, but because i want to go, because i think it will give me the best chance at a good life. its even a christian school(technecally) but as long as their not "christain extremists" im cool with their religion. they dont put christanity into the classes, but you must attend church on sundays. not a big deal. but when they tell me i have to be a christian or i will go to hell i will just say "no thank you sir" and walk away. go ahead ban me because i spoke my mind. doesnt bother me. but just remember, there are people that dont have it as easy as you.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.



As well as capital letters, punctuation, and actual words.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

grizgraz, your writing style looks awfully familiar.

Originally Posted by tristytaylor
thanks landover baptist church, from bob hickman, the man Jesus came inside like a body my perfect size, I love ya billy, bobhickman of ministry of dreams.................. back in 2002, Jesus tole me to get a website, and after prayer, God finally spoke, "call it ministry of dreams". I knew it was a neat name, and Jesus hid it till then........... people starting stealing it right away. and lastly about Holy Ghost baptizm. I sought Holy Ghost on and off for over 7 years, and when I wept at alter would only get angry. one night while in bed, I lifted my hands and praised God in my heart, and shook, and did it again, and did it a third time and said in my heart, im not taking no for an answer........Jesus came inside me then like a body my perfect size..........................leave this on if you will bob hickman....

[razgriz]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

yeah, well, thats not me. good luck proving it. because its not. you may say it is, but i know who i am.

[razgriz]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

Oh by the way, thanks for the "unsaved trash" title. it really freshens up the place. It feels good to be called trash by people that don't understand me. It reminds me of middle school. I wish there was a middle finger icon for my post. That would REALLY express how i feel. oh, and by the way, you grammer nazis can suck my balls, i dont take orders from you. oh, and also by the way, you all are the most noobish people i know. you fell for my bait REALLY easily. anyone whos been one the internet as long as me could quickly identify a troll. duh. if you really want to know how to navigate the internet, watch 2 girls 1 cup. im not a troll normally, but it is SO EASY to troll christains. plus its the most fun, because they snap back with something about jesus or God or the bible. hehe, this is fun. ban me i dont give a shit. and as a last thing, lesbians rock, jesus is fake, and there is no devil. and if there IS a hell, thats the place you well be going for severe douchebagery. i can smell the fake eternal damnation already. smells delicious. the funnest part was pretending i actually cared about getting banned. im shaking with laughter. the sad fact is you truly believed that pediabear was some nice teddybear. in the world everyone ELSE lives in, hes pedobear, a pedophiliac bear that likes young girls. bravo, noobs, bravo. you are all really big douchebags, like all my neighbors, except worse. and if you dont like cursing, im going to say every curse word i know: shit fuck dick ass pussy damn motherfucker cock assfuck pussyfuck penis masturbate jack off douchebag goddamn. thats about it. ban me please!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

Well maybe we could understand you better if you used basic grammar instead of rambling on like some escaped mental patient.

Oh and a grammar nazi goes after people for misplaced commas and such, it's just politeness not to come onto somebodies site and puke all over their forums.

[Lisa H]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

... i know: shit piffle dick ass pussy damn motherpiffleer cock asspiffle pussypiffle penis masturbate jack off douchebag goddamn. thats about it. ban me please!

I could not understand any of that. What demonic language are you writing in. All I could make out is that you are a douchebag who masturbates

[Disciple Luke]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

ive been on the internet for over 10 years. and i knew the pedobear before it was cool. so i will say this: pedo bear came YEARS before "pediabear" they have the same face, and there only a couple letters off.

Finally, Praise Jesus, some old codger who has been around for a while acknowledges that there is indeed a difference between Pedobear abd Pediabear.

Where can I get one of these toys for my boys?

[Sam-I-Am]

Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

Isn't it obvious? Pediabear is a cleverly disguised Pedobear created by catlick popes to seduce your children. Burn these creations of Satan if you don't want your children to burn!