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  • #61
    Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    All these people with the miss-spelled names, why are they obsessed with pedeophilia? How can a sweet stuffed teddy bear be evil like they claim.
    Why have they so much hate in their hearts? Jesus would not allow a evil toy to exist, after all, I am sure theree is little lead in it.

    Friends, embrace Jesus. Let Himm come into to you with the sweet coating of His Love.
    So true, do they really think that pedophiles use this specific bear to lure children? I mean if that was the case it would be pretty easy to catch them. Also warning the children, "If a man gives you this bear be careful, but if he offers you candy, a different teddy, a ride, or to find his puppy, well that's okay".

    Really, how silly can you get.
    Drama queen

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    • #62
      Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

      Originally posted by amymareexx View Post
      It probably has that as a warning, because some of them miiiiight have something offensive to younger audiences.
      Oh please, get a grip. The posting currently on the homepage by "Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: dunno source via Fail Uploader" is not just porn. It is hardcore porn! Please stop posting your filth on our family forum!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
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      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #63
        Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

        Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
        I don't get the name though - what's so special about his feet?
        It's short for "pedogogue bear" because he lectures kids on how to be good little boys and girls. When kids have listened to all of his lessons, he approves them.

        That's what I gathered when Pastor Al insisted that all new choirboys be "Pedobear approved".
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        • #64
          Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

          Any idea's when the pediabears I ordered will arrive? One of my grandkids is getting impatient and I am too tired to beat him up.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #65
            Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

            @all Those bears look so cute. I hope I get one!
            I Jesus!

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            • #66
              Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Any idea's when the pediabears I ordered will arrive? One of my grandkids is getting impatient and I am too tired to beat him up.
              Nothing a little nap won't solve!
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #67
                Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Nothing a little nap won't solve!
                Good point!

                Still no pediabears by the way.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #68
                  Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

                  Pastor Levi, for what it's worth I think Pedibear is sweet. He'll make a good addition to my kids's Kindlifresser bear.
                  Luke 5:31
                  And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                  • #69
                    Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

                    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                    Pastor Levi, for what it's worth I think Pedibear is sweet. He'll make a good addition to my kids's Kindlifresser bear.









                    That thing just gave me nightmares.
                    1 Timothy 2:11-15
                    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                    • #70
                      Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

                      Originally posted by Nolita View Post
                      That thing just gave me nightmares.
                      Well Kindlifresser does mean child eater, so I think that's the point.

                      I was thinking that it looked like my old teddy bear after it had been over-loved for many years.
                      Drama queen

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                      • #71
                        Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

                        @Levi Jones Have the cure bears arrived yet?
                        I Jesus!

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                        • #72
                          Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

                          Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                          @Levi Jones Have the cure bears arrived yet?
                          Yes they have, Felicity. I got one for you. Why don't you meet me at my office so I can give it to you around 7 this evening?
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • #73
                            Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

                            @Levi Jones Great news that they arrived! My father does not allow me out of the house at that time so he will get it from you this evening. He mentioned he had something to talk about with you anyway.
                            I Jesus!

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                            • #74
                              Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

                              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                              @Levi Jones Great news that they arrived! My father does not allow me out of the house at that time so he will get it from you this evening. He mentioned he had something to talk about with you anyway.
                              It looks like something just came up on my schedule. I'll just pick you up from school tomorrow to give to you.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • #75
                                Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal.

                                @Levi Jones I never go to school, I get homeschooled. #Ephesians 6:4
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