[Brother Temperance]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

And... KJV1611? That's ridiculous.

What exactly is ridiculous about the KJV 1611?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

There originally was a book of Judas, a testament
found in an acvheological site. The church tried
it's best ot conceal it, as it contained texts that
contradicted certain beliefs of the current church.

You're saying that Judas disagreed with us?

Your point, exactly, is... . . .

[RebelWithACause]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

One question: Are you farking serious?!

Well, two: If you want to sacrifice for your god, why not do it yourself instead, coward?


You want to know why the Moslems do it? Cause they aren't economically/politically/whatever-ly successful enough to get even one wife, so they blow themselves up so they can get their 72 "beautiful young" ever-virgins.

Don't ask me why that one chick did it (maybe she was too visually displeasing to get a man's attention (aka ugly))


Now, before anyone else suggests some braindead yokel idea, try brushing up on some intelligence. (Priests were educated about Islam before they went to join the Crusades, you should too)

[_Beck_]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

I can't believe you people. This is why Chrisitanity's numbers are decreasing. I can't believe that you are seriously considering this. You people have major issues. This isn't even a church it's an occultist group of extremists who are no different than the branch dividians. Why don't you start stock-piling weapons so that the ATF and Swat will kill you too.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

I can't believe you people. This is why Chrisitanity's numbers are decreasing. I can't believe that you are seriously considering this. You people have major issues. This isn't even a church it's an occultist group of extremists who are no different than the branch dividians. Why don't you start stock-piling weapons so that the ATF and Swat will kill you too.

We DO stockpile weapons silly woman. We are, after all Republicans!

GLORY!

[Salvation X]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

I can't believe you people. This is why Chrisitanity's numbers are decreasing. I can't believe that you are seriously considering this. You people have major issues. This isn't even a church it's an occultist group of extremists who are no different than the branch dividians. Why don't you start stock-piling weapons so that the ATF and Swat will kill you too.

I agree. You guys are insane.

[I love m'self]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

Same goes for you, my confused friend.
You want bible?
Judas 5:23: Thus, a child is born. And in it's newfound innocence, it shalth be protected from the unholy society, as it will come fourth a believer.

you have to admit, that is a lame phony of a verse. you can't even speak in olde english properly.
Judas 5:23: Thus, a child is born. And in it's newfound innocence, it shall be protected from the unholy society, as it will come forth a believer.

[Talitha]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

If anyone else Posts phony verses I'm gonna get mad

[Meserti]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

next you'll get a headache from all that narrow minded thinking and inane anger and maybe you mind may actually grow and stop being the puddle of canine urine that it is now, but thats only a hope and unfortunately not a prophecy.

[SillyCow]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

Suicide bombers for Christianity?
Sacrificing human lives for the sake of killing unsaved people?
Although I'm still quite young, I think you're forgetting something important:
Jesus Christ was the last and ultimate sacrifice~!
Through Him we are all saved, as long as we put our faith in Him.

Also, sacrificing your firstborn is one thing
but killing those that stray from the Christian path is utterly ungodly.
Shouldn't our mission be to reach out a hand and show them the way?

[Jewsef]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

What a lovely way for america's youth to really show thier love for Jesus, dying as a martyr for Jesus. But who should we send our Christian soldiers to blow up first. Abortion clinics, gay bath houses,San Fransisco. What about blowing up mosque's and other muslim sites, relive the glory of the crusades for Jesus. You were indeed led by the Holy Spirit on this one.

Dear Lord Warrior,

Why this hostility in a time we can share our experiences. We shi-I muslims have a lot experience with blowing ourselves . In this time of Uprising communism, black’s becoming President, feminism, games programmed to turn children in fag we should help each other.

Isnt that the way the lord command us, reunite?

[SadSightSeer]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

The only thing I'm sorry about is that the arabs have no impressive sites - like the WTC was - to destroy and kill thousands in the name of Jesus Christ. I'm sure that this thing will make him proud of his legacy upon this world and legions of our youth, strapped with dynamite jackets, will surely bring a serene smile upon his holy visage when they will self-detonate in the pit of HELL named Teheran!

Maybe Mike Huckabee could put this idea into practice, brother Jeb.

Praise our lord Jesus and his holy mission of massacring the unholy back to HELL!!

[Arcanum]

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[JennyD]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

The only thing I'm sorry about is that the arabs have no impressive sites - like the WTC was - to destroy and kill thousands in the name of Jesus Christ.

They sure seem to think the al-Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem is mighty special.



The Ka'ba (also known as the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey), inside the al-Haram mosque in Mecca, is also quite popular. It's where they store the moon-god (Allah) idol.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

Google it, you know it to be true.

What kind of moron believes that something is true just because it's on the Internet? Anyway, you lost all credibility with your fake verse from the fake Gospel. Nobody cares what you think anymore.

I agree. You guys are insane.

We don't care what you think, either.

Why this hostility in a time we can share our experiences. We shi-I muslims have a lot experience with blowing ourselves

Dear Lord, please grant the idol worshipper Jewsef his wish. Give him the courage to blow himself apart in the name of his false religion. Let him discover for himself that, instead of 72 virgins with appetizing vaginas, being sodomized eternally by a horde of demons is his eternal lot. Please grant his wish in a timely manner, even if it means the slaughter of innocents--better to lose a busload of children than to continue listening to the tripe that this pagan spouts every day. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen.

Very clever, Arcanum. Did you think of that all by yourself? All we ask is that people read the Bible then decide for themselves. You, however, seem to prefer ungrammatical graphics of limited wit to discovering the truth or a discussion of the issues.