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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

    Video: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!
    It's not too soon to take your kids out of the evil public school system and educate them at home where they can be sheltered and protected from Barack Obama and his condom pushers.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425

    #2
    Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Video: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!
    It's not too soon to take your kids out of the evil public school system and educate them at home where they can be sheltered and protected from Barack Obama and his condom pushers.
    Why do people need condoms anyway?

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    • Brother Barnabus
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 388

      #3
      Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

      Originally posted by Dirk View Post
      Why do people need condoms anyway?
      Amen! Condoms= Satan's #1 party favor!
      Nahum 1:2

      God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


      If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #4
        Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

        It is a known fact that condoms can kill and should be outlawed:


        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • Jacob the Angry Liar
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2010
          • 309

          #5
          Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

          I'm a little confused. What's a condom?

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          • Brother Daniel
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2010
            • 41

            #6
            Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

            Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
            I'm a little confused. What's a condom?
            Im not sure. I know it is something which is dangerous!
            8 Reasons why God HATES BELGIUM
            God: I am the LORD.
            (Leviticus 19:11:12)



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            • Dirk
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1425

              #7
              Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

              Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
              I'm a little confused. What's a condom?
              Dear Jacob11, a condom is a word that was introduced by the hippies so the elder wouldn't understand what they were talking about. Think of it as a subculture language kids use to be rebellious. And we all know that being rebellious againg your parents it being rebellious against God.

              Deuteronomy 1:26
              Notwithstanding ye would not go up, but rebelled against the commandment of the LORD your God:


              Furthermore, the condom is a projectile (or a bow) hippies use to shoot people in the leg.

              1 Chronicles 12:2

              They were armed with bows, and could use both the right hand and the left in hurling stones and shooting arrows out of a bow, even of Saul's brethren of Benjamin.

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #8
                Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

                Condoms & other birth controls are useful for sinners to stop breading more sinners. Your words are wise Nobor, protect young Christian children from such evil things.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Justin Z
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 130

                  #9
                  Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

                  I heard these "condoms" could be for both genders. I am confused. How can they make one product when both genders have different sexual organ properties.

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                  • Sister Pamela Thompson
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 150

                    #10
                    Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

                    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                    Dear Jacob11, a condom is a word that was introduced by the hippies so the elder wouldn't understand what they were talking about. Think of it as a subculture language kids use to be rebellious. And we all know that being rebellious againg your parents it being rebellious against God.

                    Deuteronomy 1:26
                    Notwithstanding ye would not go up, but rebelled against the commandment of the LORD your God:

                    And don't forget that rebellion is equivalent to witchcraft!

                    1 Samuel 15:23 "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king."
                    2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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                    • Rebuko the Clown
                      The Friendliest Clown in Town™
                      Proud recovering ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and ex-convict
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 197

                      #11
                      Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

                      Huh? First grade boys can't even spurt, and the girls can't get preggers. That doesn't make any sense.


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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #12
                        Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

                        I blame the Gay Agenda.

                        Homosexuals have been trying for years to infiltrate our elementary schools and brainwash kids into becoming degenerate sex addicts, creating a race of future gays for political and social revolution. That's why the gays get together and create shows like Lazytown to raise kids in their mind-numbing cult.

                        It's also no surprise that the superintendent of the school was a Jewish dyke. Just follow the links, people. Open your eyes to the Truth.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

                          Originally posted by Rebuko the Clown View Post
                          Huh? First grade boys can't even spurt, and the girls can't get preggers. That doesn't make any sense.
                          The problem is when the little boys impregnate their 1st grade teachers. That is really embarrassing for the school system when that happens.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Dirk
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 1425

                            #14
                            Re: Condoms being provided for first graders!!!

                            Originally posted by Sister Pamela Thompson View Post
                            And don't forget that rebellion is equivalent to witchcraft!

                            1 Samuel 15:23 "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king."
                            Well said Sister!

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