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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11262

    #61
    Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

    Originally posted by TheGiftOfGod View Post
    You didn't answer my question.
    Do you support these actions I have listed in my original post? You personally believer. Would you castrate your son if you caught him masturbating?
    There is actually a very thoroughly discussed thread on that very subject.

    If you use the search function, I'm sure you can locate it eventually.

    Oh, and the short answer is yes.

    Helpfully Yours,

    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #62
      Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

      Originally posted by TheGiftOfGod View Post
      You didn't answer my question.
      Do you support these actions I have listed in my original post? You personally believer. Would you castrate your son if you caught him masturbating?
      You're picking out situations where the person is at the end of their rope. Would I do it the first time I caught him? No. If I had tried everything else and nothing stopped him? Yeah I'd start to consider it.
      Drama queen

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      • TheGiftedClod
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Jul 2010
        • 37

        #63
        Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

        To imagine one would even consider castration to THEIR OWN CHILD is.....there is no word

        I sincerely hope you all find the light as Satan has you all well in his grips.
        There is no hope of saving your souls unless you reject this antiquated take on Christianity.

        I know if I had been castrated both my parents would be dead now. Be careful if you choose to abuse your children under the guise of "Holiness"

        I am done with this forum, but I will hence force seek to expose it to the world.

        You all make me ashamed of my Christianity.

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #64
          Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

          Originally posted by TheGiftOfGod View Post
          To imagine one would even consider castration to THEIR OWN CHILD is.....there is no word

          I sincerely hope you all find the light as Satan has you all well in his grips.
          There is no hope of saving your souls unless you reject this antiquated take on Christianity.

          I know if I had been castrated both my parents would be dead now. Be careful if you choose to abuse your children under the guise of "Holiness"

          I am done with this forum, but I will hence force seek to expose it to the world.

          You all make me ashamed of my Christianity.

          I still don't understand how you call yourself a Christian when you don't follow the Word of God.

          It's like me calling myself an Olympic swimmer even though I'm afraid of water.
          Drama queen

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          • yourmother
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2010
            • 15

            #65
            Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

            Children need to be nurtured, cared for, loved and protected.
            Sociologists have proven that beating children can lead to several negative outcomes:
            Rebellion
            Suicide
            Bullying
            Violence

            I'm sorry, but God does not want this. The bible was written by humans, and humans make errors.

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
              God's Favorite Pilot™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #66
              Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

              Originally posted by yourmother View Post
              Children need to be nurtured, cared for, loved and protected.
              Sociologists have proven that beating children can lead to several negative outcomes:
              Rebellion
              Suicide
              Bullying
              Violence

              I'm sorry, but God does not want this. The bible was written by humans, and humans make errors.
              Don't be so naive! This little brat wouldn't have done what he did if his parents had had the guts to lay into him with a rod now and then, I can tell you that!

              A 17-year-old has been convicted of shooting his parents in the head after they took away his video game.

              Daniel Petric killed his mother and wounded his father when they banned him from playing "Halo 3" and took away his Xbox console. He now faces a possible life sentence.

              Lorain County Judge James Burge convicted him of aggravated murder for the death of his mother, Susan, 43, and attempted aggravated murder for the attack on his father, Mark, 46.
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              • BelieverInGod
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                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #67
                Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

                Originally posted by yourmother View Post
                Children need to be nurtured, cared for, loved and protected.
                Sociologists have proven that beating children can lead to several negative outcomes:
                Rebellion
                Suicide
                Bullying
                Violence

                I'm sorry, but God does not want this. The bible was written by humans, and humans make errors.
                Funny because the children that I know that are "beaten" are usually the most respectful and always eager to pitch a hand when needed.

                It's the coddled little brats who wont lift a finger to help a group out and will mouth you off if you ask them to do their fair share.
                Drama queen

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #68
                  Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

                  Originally posted by yourmother View Post
                  Children need to be nurtured, cared for, loved and protected.
                  Sociologists have proven that beating children can lead to several negative outcomes:
                  Rebellion
                  Suicide
                  Bullying
                  Violence

                  I'm sorry, but God does not want this. The bible was written by humans, and humans make errors.
                  The Bible was dictated by God Almighty, who doesn't make errors.

                  Your post was written by a witch, and they lie with every breath.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Zeppelin123
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 9

                    #69
                    Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    All loving parents know that you have to hit a child with a rod to properly raise it.

                    God is very clear about that:
                    • Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
                    • Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                    Less clear is the perfect age to start doing this. Fortunately True Christian™ science has now finally solved that mystery.

                    Using advanced ultrasound scans of a foetus, True Christian™ researchers have found that connections in the foetal brain are not fully formed before 24 weeks. In practical terms this means the best time to start hitting the child with a rod is about 16 weeks before it is born. Usually this is also a period in which your wife starts neglecting her duties so you can hit two birds with one stone by hitting hard with a rod on the belly of the pregnant woman. Make sure to be forceful enough, otherwise the child will not notice!



                    you have seriously got to be kidding?! if you are please tell me b/c i've seen too much radical christian stuff to know when some are serious. do you honestly believe that beating your unborn child will help it? it will only help it die before it is even born! raising your child should not take fear and power, but it should be as jesus would want it: loving and compassionate. you may say that beating an unborn child is loving, but do you honestly believe that jesus would beat a pregnant stomach. i surly hope not

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #70
                      Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

                      Originally posted by Zeppelin123 View Post
                      you have seriously got to be kidding?! if you are please tell me b/c i've seen too much radical christian stuff to know when some are serious. do you honestly believe that beating your unborn child will help it? it will only help it die before it is even born! raising your child should not take fear and power, but it should be as jesus would want it: loving and compassionate. you may say that beating an unborn child is loving, but do you honestly believe that jesus would beat a pregnant stomach. i surly hope not
                      Of course you have scripture to back this up...... Oh of course you don't, you just know what God and Jesus want even though you don't even have enough respect for Him to capitalize His name.
                      Drama queen

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                      • panos1971
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 1

                        #71
                        Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

                        Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
                        Oh my gosh...
                        This HAS to be a joke. Please tell me you people don't really beat your wives and children. PLEASE. That's abusive and illegal. What's wrong with you? I'm literally crying at the moment because I'm terrified of you psychopaths.
                        I totally agree with you Madison007. I hope that police will arrest them soon. Be afraid of these "Christians".

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                        • WinnerNotSinner
                          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 951

                          #72
                          Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

                          Originally posted by panos1971 View Post
                          I totally agree with you Madison007. I hope that police will arrest them soon. Be afraid of these "Christians".
                          Since when was being a loving parent a crime? Since when was raising a child to give them the best possible chance of being granted Salvation© cause for arrest? I was beaten with a rod as a child but I turned out just fine.

                          The police wont arrest anyone because it's not wrong/against the law. It's like an atheist slapping a childs bottom, except it is better for discipline and not paedophilic.
                          6
                          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                          • i_heart_god
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 1

                            #73
                            Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

                            I am 16 weeks pregnant! Thank heavens I found this! Should I ask my husband to beat my stomach right now? And, is it just as effective if I do it myself while my husband is at work?

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #74
                              Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

                              Originally posted by i_heart_god View Post
                              I am 16 weeks pregnant! Thank heavens I found this! Should I ask my husband to beat my stomach right now? And, is it just as effective if I do it myself while my husband is at work?
                              Siily woman! This thread is clearly about beating children after about the 22nd week of your pregnancy, not in the 16th. A beating now would be wasted. And I don't think it's particularly appropriate for you to take on your husband's role, otherwise your poor child might end up gender-confused before it even leaves the womb.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Oceans676
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                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2013
                                • 62

                                #75
                                Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                All loving parents know that you have to hit a child with a rod to properly raise it.

                                God is very clear about that:
                                • Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
                                • Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                Less clear is the perfect age to start doing this. Fortunately True Christian™ science has now finally solved that mystery.

                                Using advanced ultrasound scans of a foetus, True Christian™ researchers have found that connections in the foetal brain are not fully formed before 24 weeks. In practical terms this means the best time to start hitting the child with a rod is about 16 weeks before it is born. Usually this is also a period in which your wife starts neglecting her duties so you can hit two birds with one stone by hitting hard with a rod on the belly of the pregnant woman. Make sure to be forceful enough, otherwise the child will not notice!



                                I agree with sparing the rod you spoil the child! Trust me, I do. I just disagree with hitting something with a head so soft. That could cause permanent brain damage. I wouldn't want to end up with a child that needs to eat out of a tube for this rest of his life. Yuck.

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