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  • Jim Thaw
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2007
    • 14
    #16
    Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

    pastors dont use computers jesus didnt use them. pastors dont have cars jesus didnt use them. this is why your site is a propaganda. I real site would preach the word of god not make useless threads about Videos games turning kids homo sexual. Thats not what the bible says and thats not what Jesus has told us through the bible.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #17
        Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

        Originally posted by Jim Thaw View Post
        pastors dont use computers jesus didnt use them. pastors dont have cars jesus didnt use them. this is why your site is a propaganda. I real site would preach the word of god not make useless threads about Videos games turning kids homo sexual. Thats not what the bible says and thats not what Jesus has told us through the bible.
        Would you care to elaborate a bit on what you think the Bible actually does say? This should be good.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Jim Thaw
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2007
            • 14
            #18
            Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

            where the hell in the bible does it say not to do stuff that jesus didnt have???? Do you even go to a church? You really know nothing. Did you even go to college ?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #19
                Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                Originally posted by Jim Thaw View Post
                where the hell in the bible does it say not to do stuff that jesus didnt have???? Do you even go to a church? You really know nothing. Did you even go to college ?
                Jimmy, I'm going to have to ask you to clean up your language. Jesus reads these posts.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jim Thaw
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 14
                    #20
                    Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                    Hey pastor ezekiel are you even a pastor. What church are you a pastor at I would really like to know? Or are you just a guy at home that gives bad advice. And you watch your language in you signature using the D word. You know God also watches these posts so you clean up you language young man

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #21
                        Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                        Originally posted by Jim Thaw View Post
                        Hey pastor ezekiel are you even a pastor. What church are you a pastor at I would really like to know? Or are you just a guy at home that gives bad advice. And you watch your language in you signature using the D word. You know God also watches these posts so you clean up you language young man
                        Did you think that you stumbled into some mario demon worship site? I can almost understand that, with all the little perverts infesting our Godly forum at the moment.

                        This is Landover Baptist Church. I am one of the Pastors at God's favorite church. Please read our beliefs HERE.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • eliot mayfield
                            God Squad
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9324
                            #22
                            Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                            Originally posted by Jim Thaw View Post
                            Hey pastor ezekiel are you even a pastor. What church are you a pastor at I would really like to know? Or are you just a guy at home that gives bad advice. And you watch your language in you signature using the D word. You know God also watches these posts so you clean up you language young man
                            Homeschooling. This is why. What has become of our education system?
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                              • JudasReborn
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 76
                                #23
                                Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                                What, because Jesus didn't wear diapers, your children
                                shouldn't either. Well here's news for you: Jesus... Didn't...
                                Ever... Use... Internet. You know what that means?
                                Get out! GET OUT NOW! RUN FOR SALVATION!
                                GET OUT! OUT!
                                NOW!
                                For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."

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                                  • itwasme356
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Under Investigation
                                    • Dec 2007
                                    • 6
                                    #24
                                    Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                    Jesus didn't wear diapers. Your baby shouldn't either. Look at these names and what they lead too. Some sicko perverts like to wear diapers when they are adults because they remember the "Pampered" feeling, or othersuch associations.
                                    Look at this brand:


                                    Not only do they have a homosexual name, they are for muslim babies.

                                    There are many other examples.
                                    What you should use is what was used in Jesus' time. You get an animal skin and fill it with leaves and grass. This is the only time I will agree with an environmentalist, but this is as green as you can get.

                                    And don't forget to swaddle your child to prevent homo impulses by improper touching of its self.
                                    wait wait... what does muslims have to do with babies.?

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                                      • SUV
                                        True Christian™ Princess
                                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                                        Have at it, anytime!
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 11027
                                        #25
                                        Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                                        Returning to the subject, if we may

                                        Baby Jesu didn't need to use diapers because when he let loose a whizzer, it was so quick and easy to change the straw.

                                        Today, were He to wet His bed, He might be decreed a.... Homer!sexy!

                                        (JESUS I'm glad we women have to Men to tell us what to do - being Christian is so Eternally difficult!!)
                                        Last edited by SUV; 12-05-2007, 05:28 PM. Reason: Oh my GOD, I'd failed to capitalize a "He"

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                                          • Brother Temperance
                                            Senior Usher
                                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                            A very nice young man
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15621
                                            #26
                                            Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                                            Originally posted by itwasme356 View Post
                                            wait wait... what does muslims have to do with babies.?
                                            As little as possible, hopefully. Have you not noticed the Muslim writing on the side of those packets?
                                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                              • Republigrinder
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Under Investigation
                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 8
                                                #27
                                                Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                                                Seriously though, guys, nobody here has answered any of the posts regarding the fact that Jesus never used a computer. Or a car. If there is nothing in the bible about Jesus taking a dump, then you aren't allowed to either.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                                                    Originally posted by Republigrinder View Post
                                                    Seriously though, guys, nobody here has answered any of the posts regarding the fact that Jesus never used a computer. Or a car. If there is nothing in the bible about Jesus taking a dump, then you aren't allowed to either.
                                                    The Holy Bible does not restrict us to only using items that are mentioned within its pages. We aren't Amish terrorists.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Talitha
                                                        Deaconess
                                                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jan 2026
                                                        • 15118
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                                                        I make some very tasty Bread.

                                                        Eze 4:15 Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.


                                                        Would anyone like some? It's freshly Baked

                                                        Sister Talitha

                                                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 18405
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

                                                            Originally posted by Republigrinder View Post
                                                            Seriously though, guys, nobody here has answered any of the posts regarding the fact that Jesus never used a computer. Or a car. If there is nothing in the bible about Jesus taking a dump, then you aren't allowed to either.
                                                            Friend,

                                                            Jesus still lives, remember? He uses a computer, drives a car (hummer) and has a gun.

                                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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