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  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #1

    Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

    @All My friend Nobar King, I spent a lot of time sitting on his lap listening to his stories, got me a really nice Pediabear T-shirt!

    Last edited by Felicity; 06-30-2010, 05:05 AM.
    I Jesus!
  • Mark Christ
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 84

    #2
    Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

    That is lovely. And what a nice bear.

    If there were two bears it would be just like Elijah.
    [2 Kings 2:23-25]

    Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

      That was very kind of Nobar. He certainly has taken a shine to you recently. Heck, I've noticed around town you don't hang out so much with girls your age anymore. I always see you with Nobar or youth pastor Levi. That's good, though. You are surrounding yourself in good, moral company and I know both Nobar and Levi will always keep their eyes on you and make sure you remain a good Christian girl.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

        I'm glad you like the shirt. They're pretty popular with the kids these days.

        I have something else for you, but I can't tell you right now, it's a secret.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Petal
          LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 991

          #5
          Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I have something else for you, but I can't tell you right now, it's a secret.
          Miss.Felicity, i thinks you needs to collects Mr.Nobar's gifts for you lickety-split you only got 2 years to claims it cuz i heards that when girl childrens turn 18, Mr.Nobar not be inneresteds in givings them gifts no more

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          • Sister Charli
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 1590

            #6
            Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
            @All My friend Nobar King, I spent a lot of time sitting on his lap listening to his stories, got me a really nice Pediabear T-shirt!
            You are very spoilt Felicity.

            That T shirt will match your new boots nicely.

            Plus blue will bring out the sparkle in your eyes.

            I wonder what his other gift might be.
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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            • Felicity
              As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 4834

              #7
              Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

              @Charli Harley His other gift was very exiting, my cheeks are still glowing, but Nobar asked me to keep it a secret.
              I Jesus!

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              • Sister Charli
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 1590

                #8
                Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

                Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                @Charli Harley His other gift was very exiting, my cheeks are still glowing, but Nobar asked me to keep it a secret.
                Good for you.
                Proverbs 21:23 (King James Version)
                23 Whoso keepeth his mouth and his tongue keepeth his soul from troubles.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                • Brother Daniel
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 41

                  #9
                  Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

                  Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                  @Charli Harley His other gift was very exiting, my cheeks are still glowing, but Nobar asked me to keep it a secret.

                  Good to see that you liked his gift.
                  I'm wondering what it would be
                  8 Reasons why God HATES BELGIUM
                  God: I am the LORD.
                  (Leviticus 19:11:12)



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                  • Brother Snapper Grogan
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 608

                    #10
                    Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

                    It's heartwarming to see so many people giving you gifts, Felicity. Young forum members - take note of the good things that come to young ladies who follow the guidance and advice of their Pastors and elders.
                    What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

                      Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                      @Charli Harley His other gift was very exiting, my cheeks are still glowing, but Nobar asked me to keep it a secret.
                      Was it bigger than a breadbox?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Reasoner
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 2

                        #12
                        Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

                        It is called Pedobear not Pediabear

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                        • wait_what
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 592

                          #13
                          Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

                          Originally posted by Reasoner View Post
                          It is called Pedobear not Pediabear

                          You don't correct a True Christian. It is a Pediabear. Why would a bear be a pedophile? That makes no sense at all.
                          The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                          Give her a shovel.
                          Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                          19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                          • worshiper29
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 125

                            #14
                            Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

                            Felicity, you are truly loved. What a nice t-shirt!
                            Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                            Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: Thank you Nobar King for the nice T-shirt!

                              Originally posted by Reasoner View Post
                              It is called Pedobear not Pediabear
                              Great, yet another necroposting atheist pervert obsessed with corrupting Pediabear with his furry fantasizing.

                              Obviously, you have never bothered to read the Pediabear series of children's books, and instead spend your time cruising /b/, where they corrupt all innocent and beautiful things.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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