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  • Rapture Eddie
    The Sermonator
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2008
    • 219

    #436
    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

    So what?
    Somebody Pre-stole the image from us.
    Get your mind out of the gutter and get right with Jesus.
    JUDGEMENT DAY

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    "I'll Be Back!!"

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #437
      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

      It's a teddy bear.

      I've seen how you perverts can take any innocent image and make it disgusting. Then you want to take it away from us normal people. You've done the same thing with rainbows, unicorns, and the color pink.
      Drama queen

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      • Miss B
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Apr 2011
        • 24

        #438
        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

        Haters gonna hate. Or as the KJV says "Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents," ~ Romans 1:30. Evil people will always look to make that which is good into something evil.

        Side note - is there any way I could get a pair of underwear like this? Maybe blessed by Rev. Jim Osbourne himself?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #439
          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

          Originally posted by Miss B View Post
          Side note - is there any way I could get a pair of underwear like this? Maybe blessed by Rev. Jim Osbourne himself?
          You'd need to be a Platinum Tither©.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Miss B
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Apr 2011
            • 24

            #440
            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You'd need to be a Platinum Tither©.
            I am not wealthy, but will give whatever I have to offer. Who would I have to give this to?

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            • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
              Pastor of Praise and Worship
              A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2009
              • 3890

              #441
              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

              Originally posted by Miss B View Post
              I am not wealthy, but will give whatever I have to offer. Who would I have to give this to?
              $120 and I will guarantee you delivery.
              Last edited by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson; 05-11-2011, 03:05 AM. Reason: Price just went up. Jump in before it goes up again.
              Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


              Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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              • Miss B
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Apr 2011
                • 24

                #442
                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                $120 and I will guarantee you delivery.
                If we are talking hand delivery, I will take it!

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                • RectumDevil=)
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 5

                  #443
                  Re: @All Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underw

                  Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                  @Pamela Yes, that was very sweet of him. I prayed to Jesus to thank Him for giving me so much nice friends!
                  so MANY nice friends dear... Oh wait you don't need to be educated to be man's property in life. Go on, you're doing great!

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                  • Felicity
                    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 4834

                    #444
                    Re: @All Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underw

                    Originally posted by RectumDevil=) View Post
                    you're doing great!
                    Thank you!
                    I Jesus!

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                    • JonnaJacobsen
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 7

                      #445
                      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                      Oh God... Oh God, why would you do such a thing..? Why would an old man give a young girl underwear..? Especially if it has PedoBear on it..? Why..?

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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724

                        #446
                        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                        Originally posted by JonnaJacobsen View Post
                        Especially if it has PedoBear on it..? Why..?
                        It's Pediabear, you sick pervert! I bet you are catlick.

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                        • WinnerNotSinner
                          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 951

                          #447
                          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                          Why would someone give someone else a gift? Because they are a shining example of Christian Love of course!

                          Unlike you atheists who only give presents when they absolutely have to (Christmas, birthdays), we kind Christians literally shower our young children
                          with gifts.
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                          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                          • Isaac Fisher
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 270

                            #448
                            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                            How sweet. Felicity, I hope you wear them.

                            I can almost remember seeing that bear somewhere else though under a different name though... Anyone else get this?

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                            • Lethaldoseofcoke
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 4

                              #449
                              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                              It is fucking Pedobear, you retards. Google it, it has been around since 2004. But I guess molesting children is fun for christians.

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                              • JustGotSaved
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 519

                                #450
                                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                Originally posted by Lethaldoseofcoke View Post
                                It is piffleing Pedobear, you retards. Google it, it has been around since 2004. But I guess molesting children is fun for christians.

                                Thank you for brightening my morning
                                Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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