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  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263
    #76
    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

    Originally posted by TheDrunkenScot View Post
    No, you took specific, out-of-context quotes that fitted your agenda. That's not proving anything.
    At least he didn't plagiarize text and substitute words to fit his agenda. Like you did.

    Hypocrite.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • TheDrunkenScot
        Unsaved trash
        • Jul 2010
        • 113
        #77
        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

        Just trying to knock some sense into you.
        Micah 4:4-5 ...But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid: for the mouth of the LORD of hosts hat spoken it. For all people will walk every one in the name of their gods, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22355
            #78
            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

            Originally posted by TheDrunkenScot View Post
            Just trying to knock some sense into you.
            Perhaps you should bang your head against a wall until the things you say are starting to make sense. If it doesn't work at first, just bang harder.

            The underwear looks nice Felicity, but it seems not all the atheists here can handle Rev. Jim Osborne giving you a nice innocent gift. It seems some people are so evil and corrupt that they have become incapable of seeing the good in people.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748
                #79
                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                You really want him to take more interest in your underwear!?
                She's just a little girl, stop reading such disgusting things into her posts.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Jacob the Angry Liar
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 309
                    #80
                    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    You really want him to take more interest in your underwear!?
                    Well, that's what this thread's about, right? We don't want to get off-topic here...

                    So, I'll try to get back on track. I'm afraid the image link is broken, but I can imagine it's a wonderful pair of underwear. Rev. Jim is such a kind, generous soul.

                    Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give. (Matthew 10:8)

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                      • TheDrunkenScot
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 113
                        #81
                        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        She's just a little girl, stop reading such disgusting things into her posts.
                        And in any case, I'm pretty sure the Reverend has got Felicity's underwear covered. Or uncovered. Those healing hands will be busy, I'm sure.
                        Micah 4:4-5 ...But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid: for the mouth of the LORD of hosts hat spoken it. For all people will walk every one in the name of their gods, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.

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                          • PlasmaPuke
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 8
                            #82
                            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                            /thread

                            You sick piffles.

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930
                                #83
                                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                Originally posted by PlasmaPuke View Post
                                /thread

                                You sick piffles.
                                What is wrong with pedia bear? It's a wholesome little stuffed bear.

                                What does /thread mean?
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                  • PlasmaPuke
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Under Investigation
                                    • Jul 2010
                                    • 8
                                    #84
                                    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                    Well, it seems That Ezekial doesn't want you to know that his reverends are giving inappropriate gifts, seeing as he removed my link which told you the TRUTH about this "pediabear".

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                                      • Levi Jones
                                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                         
                                        • Jul 2009
                                        • 13930
                                        #85
                                        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                        Originally posted by PlasmaPuke View Post
                                        Well, it seems That Ezekial doesn't want you to know that his reverends are giving inappropriate gifts, seeing as he removed my link which told you the TRUTH about this "pediabear".
                                        What does

                                        /thread

                                        mean? Hmmm? Where did you ever see such a thing?
                                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                          • Felicity
                                            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Apr 2010
                                            • 4834
                                            #86
                                            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                            @Jacob11 Thank you for mentioning the image stopped working, I fixed it now so everyone can see my nice underwear again!

                                            I Jesus!

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                                              • Sister Charli
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2010
                                                • 1590
                                                #87
                                                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                                Very nice too Felicity.

                                                You are a lucky girl.
                                                2 Chronicles 7:14
                                                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                                                  • Felicity
                                                    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Apr 2010
                                                    • 4834
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                                    @Charli Harley Yes, loving Jesus makes me the luckiest girl in the world!
                                                    I Jesus!

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                                                      • Sister Charli
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2010
                                                        • 1590
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                                        It certainly does Felicity.

                                                        I feel for 16 year old girls growing up in the city, going to public school, being exposed to all that sex, drugs, alcohol and pornography.

                                                        It saddens me that some parents could allow their children to be surrounded by sin.

                                                        Jesus and the Men of Landover are definitely looking after you Felicity.
                                                        2 Chronicles 7:14
                                                        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                                                          • Mark Christ
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 84
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                                            That is a lovely pair of underwears Felicity.
                                                            Although, there does seem to be an excessive amount of fabric there. Something that perhaps a grandmother would wear rather than a sweet young girl as yourself. What do the young people call those things? "Tongs" or "Thungs" or something like that?

                                                            Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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