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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #166
    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

    Originally posted by IHeart View Post
    Is this guy a Catholic priest or something? Isn't that the sort of thing they do, give young children underwear and such?
    Reading of the thread will help you understand the situation. It has been explained so many times.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • self_abusing_sinner
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Aug 2010
      • 217

      #167
      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      What does your local pastor say? Have you read the Holy Bible on the subject?
      I'm asking you guys.

      Regards,

      sas

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #168
        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

        Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
        I'm asking you guys.

        Regards,

        sas
        And I have asked you a question. Please answer it.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • SticksAndStones
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • May 2010
          • 67

          #169
          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

          Whatever you guys say, I still think its weird for that reverend to give her that pedrobear underwear.

          But if felicity is satisfied and happy because of that bear, then i am satisfied and happy.

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          • Felicity
            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 4834

            #170
            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

            @SticksAndStones It's a Pediabear not a pedrobear. I did an image search for pedrobear and those look cute too.
            I Jesus!

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #171
              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
              @SticksAndStones It's a Pediabear not a pedrobear. I did an image search for pedrobear and those look cute too.
              Could find a difference between Pediabear and pedrobear apart from the spelling?
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              • Felicity
                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 4834

                #172
                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                @Jo Freddie Pedrobear has a hat.
                I Jesus!

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                • Jo Freddie
                  Unsaved trash
                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #173
                  Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                  Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                  @Jo Freddie Pedrobear has a hat.
                  Some of the time yes, but not always, any other differences?
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                  Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                  • SticksAndStones
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • May 2010
                    • 67

                    #174
                    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                    Pedrobear is for those kids who like guys with moustaches. That guy has a very big one. Is he a mexican brother of Pediabear?

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                    • Brother Snapper Grogan
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 608

                      #175
                      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                      This is disgusting!

                      I'm away from this forum for a few days and just look at the obscenity that gets posted!

                      Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
                      Here is what WOULD have been an appropriate gift, from a MINISTER to a girl in his care.



                      Or:



                      Or:

                      Appropriate gifts? Oh yes - for someone wanting to damn poor Felicity to HELL!

                      And it gets worse:

                      Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
                      (King James version I know but surely that can be found easily)

                      Anything else, from a Minister, is just flat-out creepy.

                      This is a Baptist version:

                      I don't think I've ever seen such abominations posted in this place.

                      Who else but a kiddie-fiddling catylick priest could be so diabolical as to suggest that a Christian should give these works of Satan to an innocent child? Not content with having his filthy way with the choirboys, this catylick imposter tries to corrupt one of God's own children!
                      Satan is surely reserving the most exquisite of his torments for this one!
                      What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #176
                        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                        Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
                        You are trying to divert the topic, some of you at least. That is a very immature thing, considering a sexual predator may be lose among your children, who you are called to love as you are your neighbour. I say this as a Truest Christian™ so you better listen.

                        Ephesians 6
                        1 Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.
                        2 Honour thy father and mother; which is the first commandment with promise;
                        3 That it may be well with thee, and thou mayest live long on the earth.
                        4 And, ye fathers, provoke not your children to wrath: but bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord.

                        Matthew 10
                        37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

                        So the real question is, when children obey their parents, are they really obeying Christ? If you love ungodly parents more than Christ, what will happen to the child then? It is obvious, damnation.

                        So, since everyone her wants to be biblically correct, what the children need to do is rebel against the parents and follow Christ, in the case they are ungodly.

                        This from a Truest Christian™, so all your arguments to the contrary are nothing but thin air and soap bubbles on the wind.

                        God bless,

                        sas, Truest Christian™ and Certified Genuine Bonafide Christian™
                        SASsy, can you tell the difference between honoring (that is, treating in a respectful manner) and obeying (doing what is told)?

                        It is possible to respectfully decline to obey. For example, if President O'Bama ordered me to rat out True Christians™ so he could put them into his FEMA death camps, I could very easily say no, in a polite and respectful manner.
                        Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                        @SticksAndStones It's a Pediabear not a pedrobear. I did an image search for pedrobear and those look cute too.
                        Yes, pedrobear has a nice sombrero. I understand he dashes across the border and steals away American jobs.

                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Forest Spirit
                          Unsaved trash, Repulsive pervert
                          Investigation Ongoing
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 153

                          #177
                          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                          Yes, pedrobear has a nice sombrero. I understand he dashes across the border and steals away American jobs.

                          That's cute how the latin bear is bad but the one without the hat is good. How does that work, again?
                          Dog's are mans best friend .

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                          • Sister Charli
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1590

                            #178
                            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Yes, pedrobear has a nice sombrero. I understand he dashes across the border and steals away American jobs.
                            Originally posted by Forest Spirit View Post
                            That's cute how the latin bear is bad but the one without the hat is good. How does that work, again?
                            Stealing jobs is good?

                            Exodus 20:15 (King James Version)
                            15 Thou shalt not steal.
                            2 Chronicles 7:14
                            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                            • Nathan B. Forrest
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 394

                              #179
                              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                              Originally posted by Forest Spirit View Post
                              That's cute how the latin bear is bad but the one without the hat is good. How does that work, again?
                              They took our jerbs!!!!

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                              • SticksAndStones
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • May 2010
                                • 67

                                #180
                                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                I understand he dashes across the border and steals away American jobs.
                                Theyy tek eer jeerrbss!

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