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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #211
    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

    Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
    ...
    I'd think about myself now before I posted to others.
    ...
    That is a very obvious statement about yourself. You only think of yourself and not of others.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
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      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #212
      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

      Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
      Now you are throwing baseless accusations around, which is very close to false witness.
      You are accusing Sister Lisa of committing the sin of bearing false witness, but this is in itself committing the crime of false witness.

      Exodus 20:16 (King James Version) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #213
        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

        Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
        To answer your question though, IF Pastor Ezekiel started buying me undergarments I would assume his fiancee' may have something to say about that, as well as my NEW HUSBAND James Dewitt! That however would be an entirely different issue now wouldn't it, considering I am 45!
        Now if it is totally acceptable for Jiimy to gift Felicity undergarments then why would Zekie Boy's "fiancée" or JD have a problem with Zekie doing that same for you? What would be their objection?

        Mind you I do not think it is a situation that would arise, now Zekie buying some nice boxer shorts for other members of his congregation I would not rule out so quickly.
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        • self_abusing_sinner
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Aug 2010
          • 217

          #214
          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          You are accusing Sister Lisa of committing the sin of bearing false witness, but this is in itself committing the crime of false witness.

          Exodus 20:16 (King James Version) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
          No what you are doing now is defending another false witness with a false witness of your own.

          Jesper: "Don't persecute me, I'm innocent!"

          Landover True Christians™: "Crucify him!!! Crucify him!!!"

          Ah the joy I feel right now is just as Jesus described, it warms my soul and my very bones. You guys are a blessing, persecution like this is hard to come by, it's a real treat for the Genuine Christian™ to see the witness of the Bible with his own eyes and feel it in his very Soul™.

          God bless!

          sas

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #215
            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

            Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
            No what you are doing now is defending another false witness with a false witness of your own.

            Jesper: "Don't persecute me, I'm innocent!"

            Landover True Christians™: "Crucify him!!! Crucify him!!!"

            Ah the joy I feel right now is just as Jesus described, it warms my soul and my very bones. You guys are a blessing, persecution like this is hard to come by, it's a real treat for the Genuine Christian™ to see the witness of the Bible with his own eyes and feel it in his very Soul™.

            God bless!

            sas
            Now you are just mocking the Lord and those who believe in him

            Job 17:2 Are there not mockers with me? and doth not mine eye continue in their provocation?

            Leave Felicity's thread like she has asked. You are just upsetting her. She has already told you she likes the gift and her parents welcomed the gift. It is none of your business. If there was anything untoward, Felicity's parents would have made a complaint.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • self_abusing_sinner
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Aug 2010
              • 217

              #216
              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

              I have admitted having feelings for Felicity when I believed her older, and also a bit when I found out her physical age, given her spiritual age or wisdom. So I'm past that. I just want to say, it is inappropriate for a man, especially of such an age and not a member of the actual family, to give presents that should only be given by women, and in this case, a very intimate gift, which a man has no business even thinking about, even handling in a store. This is the women's domain, in particular and maybe solely the mother's, but maybe also aunts and godly friends of her own age.

              I call complete bs on the whole thing and do not hesitate to call pedophile, especially given his marriage to a twenty-three-year-old, himself aged sixty-four, clearly and obviously he has no limits or standards in this respect as it is. Why should Felicity be safe? Or maybe he is thinking of dumping or divorcing his new wife, and marrying Felicity at age eighteen, and this is the preliminary courtship motions?

              I'm just saying, if anything like this is involved, he needs to be stopped, his title doesn't matter one bit, he needs to be stopped and stopped emphatically. By which I mean a ringing slap or a punch to the face if nothing else works, if he proves himself immune to reason or exhortation. Maybe even a few stones thrown his way, certainly at his car, I assume it's not a moped.

              You know where I stand and I will never change this. I have standards here, I consider myself too old for someone that age, and someone TWICE my age, well what can I say, you connect the dots.

              God bless,

              sas

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              • Seth Campbell
                Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 1565

                #217
                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                Originally posted by self_abusing_sinner View Post
                No what you are doing now is defending another false witness with a false witness of your own.

                Jesper: "Don't persecute me, I'm innocent!"
                Why do you want to crucify one of my dogs? Is this some sort of threat? Jesper may be old and Blind, but he's raised most of the puppies around here and they will defend him to their death!

                Landover True Christians™: "Crucify him!!! Crucify him!!!"
                Nobody here has screamed to crucify my dog.

                Ah the joy I feel right now is just as Jesus described, it warms my soul and my very bones. You guys are a blessing, persecution like this is hard to come by, it's a real treat for the Genuine Christian™ to see the witness of the Bible with his own eyes and feel it in his very Soul™.
                You are a very sick and twisted person.


                Originally posted by self_abusing_sinner View Post
                I have admitted having feelings for Felicity when I believed her older, and also a bit when I found out her physical age, given her spiritual age or wisdom. So I'm past that.
                Really? because you're coming across as a spurned and jealous lover. Also your other post about having a thing for a nun over the internet....

                I just want to say, it is inappropriate for a man, especially of such an age and not a member of the actual family, to give presents that should only be given by women, and in this case, a very intimate gift, which a man has no business even thinking about, even handling in a store. This is the women's domain, in particular and maybe solely the mother's, but maybe also aunts and godly friends of her own age.
                You are the only one having issues with this. It seems that those of us with clean consciouses, don't see the filth that you see.

                I call complete bs on the whole thing and do not hesitate to call pedophile, especially given his marriage to a twenty-three-year-old, himself aged sixty-four, clearly and obviously he has no limits or standards in this respect as it is. Why should Felicity be safe? Or maybe he is thinking of dumping or divorcing his new wife, and marrying Felicity at age eighteen, and this is the preliminary courtship motions?
                Since when is marrying a 23 year old pedophilia? How about you call the Iowa State police and turn him in. You go tell them that an older gentleman is marrying a 23 year old woman of her own free will. Once they've finished blasting you for being a complete idiot, they will probably hang up and call him a lucky dog.

                I'm just saying, if anything like this is involved, he needs to be stopped, his title doesn't matter one bit, he needs to be stopped and stopped emphatically. By which I mean a ringing slap or a punch to the face if nothing else works, if he proves himself immune to reason or exhortation. Maybe even a few stones thrown his way, certainly at his car, I assume it's not a moped.
                So you are promoting violence against a respected member of our town? You are a disgusting piece of crap, you know that? Why don't you tell the police this bit of advice, that the people who actually know the Reverend won't throw rocks at his property? I mean how dare we respect the man?

                You know where I stand and I will never change this. I have standards here, I consider myself too old for someone that age, and someone TWICE my age, well what can I say, you connect the dots.
                Yes, you're very good at connecting dots that don't even exist. Men that have beards are gay, any woman who is polite to you is madly in love with you, my wife is manly but abused. Just because you're a street musician loser that can't pay for a date let alone meet a decent girl does not mean that you should go around defaming those that are capable of finding a good woman.
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                Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #218
                  Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                  Originally posted by self_abusing_sinner View Post
                  ...and do not hesitate to call pedophile, especially given his marriage to a twenty-three-year-old...
                  Before you call something, maybe you should be familiar with what you're calling:

                  pe·do·phile   /ˈpidəˌfaɪl/ Show Spelled[pee-duh-fahyl] Show IPA
                  –noun Psychiatry . an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.
                  (definition from dictionary.com)




                  A 23-year old woman is a "young child" to you?

                  You don't seem to hesitate from "calling" a lot of things, with no basis in fact (or Scripture).

                  You seem to have burned a lot of bridges here. Next time you approach a group of strangers, try doing it with respect and honesty. You'll be amazed at what can happen.

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                  • A Follower
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 872

                    #219
                    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                    Originally posted by self_abusing_sinner View Post
                    I have admitted having feelings for Felicity when I believed her older,
                    You see a picture of a young girl and you immediately get feelings of lust and sexual attraction? What in the name of God is wrong with you?

                    and also a bit when I found out her physical age, given her spiritual age or wisdom. So I'm past that.
                    And the only thing stopping you from acting out your pedophilic tendencies are your fear of society's reaction? After all age is but a number, it is your words and actions that show what you really are. If the law had said 16 years an acceptable age you would still have been all over her. You need to get yourself locked up. Now. Before any other kids will be hurt by your actions and yes, kids have already been hurt by you: can you even imagine how Felicity must feel right now? Having an adult making all kinds of sexual references in regards to her and the people she loves? An adult who will not go away even when he's been told to leave plenty of times?

                    Why don't you read this article and count how many times the victim said no and tried to get away. Now compare that to how many times Felicity said no and told you to go away. What makes that you look like?

                    I'm just saying, if anything like this is involved, he needs to be stopped, his title doesn't matter one bit, he needs to be stopped and stopped emphatically. By which I mean a ringing slap or a punch to the face if nothing else works, if he proves himself immune to reason or exhortation. Maybe even a few stones thrown his way, certainly at his car, I assume it's not a moped.
                    I think this is what you should undergo. You admit to having pedophilic tendencies. You keep stalking an underage girl even though she and many of her friends and protectors have told you to get lost.
                    Leviticus 26:15-16
                    And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #220
                      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                      Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                      I think this is what you should undergo. You admit to having pedophilic tendencies. You keep stalking an underage girl even though she and many of her friends and protectors have told you to get lost.
                      He does seem obsessed with Felicity.

                      I, for one, have no interest whatsoever in seeing Felicity model her Pediabear underwear. Seeing Zeke modeling a pair during my last visit to Freehold (he'd forgotten his swim trunks and a bunch of us guys were going to hang in the hot tub at my hotel) was quite enough of that distorted bear face for me, thank you very much!
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                      • self_abusing_sinner
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 217

                        #221
                        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                        @Seth You haven't found a good woman, if you had you wouldn't be saying it so much trying to convince others of what you can't convince yourself. In the Spirit of the honesty you like so much. By the way, your picture makes you look particularly inbred and prone to abusing children or animals, sexually, I bet your dogs live in perpetual fear of your 'punishments'. You are a very sick individual Campbell. May the Lord have mercy on your family, your animals, and you last.

                        @Didymus.

                        When a sixty-four-year-old marries a twenty-three-year old I call pedophilia, to me and most people, the definition in the dictionary aside, pedophilia is about exploiting someone with a young and immature mindset compared to yourself, in the case of thirty-year-olds that has to be like fifteen-year-olds or the like, but when the one party is over sixty, the difference in maturity and experience (assuming senility has not set in which I am actually still hoping for since it would explain it all, imho) makes it what I would call psychological pedophilia, which I maybe have not been clear on, but have explained now, for your enlightenment, if such a topic can be considered enlightening. Your opinions or any semantics you can drag up won't change my mind, but will be ignored, still you are free to do so, since that seems to be your game, fair enough, easily ignored.

                        About calling other people stuff. Have you seen what the True Christians(tm) here call other people? How they deposed of the black mayoral candidate, simply because they are racist? How they like to engage in sexual conduct with teenage girls regardless of their age, certainly more than half of the middle-aged members here, with a True Christian(tm) 'title' have tried to pick up on such young girls, one even suggested a sixteen year old started pumping out little Soldiers for Christ asap, instead of waiting until she turn eighteen, at least.

                        With that kind of attitudes, and the stuff they say about people's countries, is it any wonder people don't give them the benefit of the doubt?

                        Last, what do you think I should make of your attitude, since this is your first post with me? I would say you are a bit arrogant and somewhat obnoxious. Does that mean you have effectually burnt your bridges already?

                        I'll let you meditate on that, in the light of the gospel.

                        Nice meeting you, for now,

                        sas

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                        • Seth Campbell
                          Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1565

                          #222
                          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                          Originally posted by self_abusing_sinner View Post
                          @Seth You haven't found a good woman, if you had you wouldn't be saying it so much trying to convince others of what you can't convince yourself. In the Spirit of the honesty you like so much. By the way, your picture makes you look particularly inbred and prone to abusing children or animals, sexually, I bet your dogs live in perpetual fear of your 'punishments'. You are a very sick individual Campbell. May the Lord have mercy on your family, your animals, and you last.
                          Wow, still in your fantasy world. You know there's drugs for that. Again, my wife rejected you off the mark, so you have to say nasty things about her. I don't care how you judge that picture of me. It is a picture of me, my now deceased father and my two sons. If I had one up there in my business clothing, you would of called me gay as you did Brother Dewitt. Face it, you are an angry insane man who is lashing out at everyone. I don't care what you think of me, because the only thing that is important is what Jesus thinks of me, and I know He Loves me.

                          As for the dogs, well you come over and torture a 130 lb rottweiler that is capable of scaling a 6' wooden fence.


                          @Didymus.

                          When a sixty-four-year-old marries a twenty-three-year old I call pedophilia, to me and most people, the definition in the dictionary aside, pedophilia is about exploiting someone with a young and immature mindset compared to yourself, in the case of thirty-year-olds that has to be like fifteen-year-olds or the like, but when the one party is over sixty, the difference in maturity and experience (assuming senility has not set in which I am actually still hoping for since it would explain it all, imho) makes it what I would call psychological pedophilia, which I maybe have not been clear on, but have explained now, for your enlightenment, if such a topic can be considered enlightening. Your opinions or any semantics you can drag up won't change my mind, but will be ignored, still you are free to do so, since that seems to be your game, fair enough, easily ignored.
                          So you don't care about what the Bible says, what the law says, or what the dictionary says. You are the master of your own make believe world where you are the Truest christian to ever walk the planet and the rest of us are just here to play along. You do realize that we are real people, right? Not a part of your psychotic imaginary world? You're the one who barged in here and started calling us names. Excuse us for being defensive.

                          About calling other people stuff. Have you seen what the True Christians™ here call other people? How they deposed of the black mayoral candidate, simply because they are racist? How they like to engage in sexual conduct with teenage girls regardless of their age, certainly more than half of the middle-aged members here, with a True Christian™ 'title' have tried to pick up on such young girls, one even suggested a sixteen year old started pumping out little Soldiers for Christ asap, instead of waiting until she turn eighteen, at least.
                          Actually they hated him because he was liebral scum, please quit putting your own twist on things. And you're the one who has been stalking poor Felicity all over the board. Even poor Annie made one post on this board and you start demanding that she make "soldiers for christ" with you. You are a sick and disgusting pervert who should be locked up for the safety of others.

                          With that kind of attitudes, and the stuff they say about people's countries, is it any wonder people don't give them the benefit of the doubt?
                          Is your nose still out of joint over the Denmarkian thing? If it's all lies why have some Christian Denmarkians shown up and told us that we are completely right? We knew there were at least 10 Christians there or God would of wiped it off the map by now.

                          Last, what do you think I should make of your attitude, since this is your first post with me? I would say you are a bit arrogant and somewhat obnoxious. Does that mean you have effectually burnt your bridges already?
                          With you, yes. You insulted my wife and you think I'm not going to come on here and defend her? She at least had the good sense to block you.
                          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                          • Phebe Carlyle
                            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 2604

                            #223
                            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Now if it is totally acceptable for Jiimy to gift Felicity undergarments then why would Zekie Boy's "fiancée" or JD have a problem with Zekie doing that same for you? What would be their objection?
                            Simply because Rev. Jim is like a kindly uncle to Felicity and has been considered like family since Felicity was just a small gal. I however have only known Pastor Ezekiel face to face since Stonefest, which is just a few weeks ago.

                            As to Sister BTB and James, I said I assume they would not be ok with it and my reasoning is mainly due to the little time I have known him and him adding things to my trousseau would seem strange. For the record too, Mistress Cookie and some of the gals also offered to purchase things like this and for the same reason, I declined.


                            Mind you I do not think it is a situation that would arise, now Zekie buying some nice boxer shorts for other members of his congregation I would not rule out so quickly.
                            Look appendage lover, to what are you alluding? I am SURE whatever it is, Sister BTB WOULD have something to say about it!

                            Mrs. Phebe Dewitt




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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #224
                              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                              Originally posted by self_abusing_sinner View Post
                              How they like to engage in sexual conduct with teenage girls regardless of their age, certainly more than half of the middle-aged members here, with a True Christian™ 'title' have tried to pick up on such young girls, one even suggested a sixteen year old started pumping out little Soldiers for Christ asap, instead of waiting until she turn eighteen, at least.
                              SASsy, I did a little homework.

                              The age of consent in Iowa is 16.

                              That said, I still have no desire whatsoever for young Felicity to send me pictures of herself modeling her Pediabear underwear. That would be child pornography!

                              I will be in Freehold again fairly soon, Felicity. Perhaps you could model your lovely Pediabear underwear in person for me and the pastors at the hotel hot tub! We can see whether your or Zeke's Pediabear underwear looks better on.

                              I know which way I'll be voting!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                              • Disciple Luke
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 165

                                #225
                                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                Oh dear Jesus. I have not read every post in this thread. I whole heartedly apologize. But I did read the first 4 pages and again the last half dozen.

                                This sas bloke has a real hang up doesn't he? In Australia you can get free counselling under medicare with a referral from your doctor. Is there anything like that in USA? This poor bloke sure needs some help.

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