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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Summer Camp – Atheist Hunting Season

    First it’s a Kenyan in the White House turning this country over to Godless communism and codling mooselimb terrorists, then earth quakes in Haiti, followed by BP opening up the earth to a continuous flow of Satan's bile spewing forth from the bowels of the deep sea. Adding insult to injury, in addition to cathylicks on the Supreme Court, we now have a diesel dyke as Obama's latest nominee.

    No doubt Jesus is pissed off, and I'm barely able to contain my outrage when this article graces the pages of USA Today this past week. The next time you get food poising save yourself the Ipecac Syrup and keep this article around. Atheist Summer Camp for Children is no doubt funded by Dawkins and his inhumanists to mock God and send the next generation to hell.



    Summer camp caters to kids of atheists, agnostics
    By Meredith Heagney, The Columbus Dispatch

    CLARKSVILLE, Ohio — The camp director's housekeeping lecture met the usual disinterest from the dining hall full of sweaty, bug-bitten kids.

    Messy cabins are a staple of summer camp. Who wants to tidy up when you can swim, play games and goof around with your friends?

    But August Brunsman finished his cleaning directive with a so-subtle-the-kids-probably-missed-it pun that made clear that Camp Quest is not the usual summer offering.

    "Remember," he said, a slight grin crossing his face, "cleanliness is next to godlessness."

    Camp Quest is a sleep-away camp for the children of atheists, agnostics, humanists and other nonbelievers, though kids from religious families are welcome, too.

    Most of the time, the kids do normal camp stuff such as hike, compete in relay races, sit around campfires.

    But the overarching philosophy is that life without religion is a perfectly healthy, viable option.

    Started in 1996, Camp Quest emphasizes critical thinking and the scientific method. Counselors lead philosophical discussions about topics such as the nature of happiness.


    Each day, the kids split into teams for competitions such as the human-knot race, where teams form a circle and grab hands at random in a tangle. They race up and down a field, then have to unwind the knot without releasing hands.

    The team names included the Flaming Messiahs, a nod to the incinerated "Touchdown Jesus" sculpture north of Cincinnati struck by lightning last week, and the Dinosaur Jesus Riders, whose cheer goes like this: "Yeehaw, ride that Jesus!"

    At each meal, cabins present brief presentations on "famous freethinkers," who were either known to be nonreligious or made comments questioning belief systems.


    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Summer Camp – Atheist Hunting Season

    So now they have their own meeting places, their own private schools and their own summer camps....

    But it's not a religion
    Drama queen

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Summer Camp – Atheist Hunting Season

      I'm not sure my heart can take this!

      How dare they indoctrinate these children like that? That's our job.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Benedict A. Davis
        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 3900

        #4
        Re: Summer Camp – Atheist Hunting Season

        These camps are not free but are subsidized by ''benefactors''who remain nameless and they are also funded by an organization in Washington DC, The Institute for Humanist Studies. We all knows who and what resides in Sodom DC these days.
        Our Mission

        The Institute for Humanist Studies is committed to information and practices meant to address the socio-political, economic and cultural challenges facing communities within the United States and within a global context. At The Institute for Humanist Studies we view humanism as having the moral imperative to extend the circle of justice, caring and concern to all.



        While researching ''humanism'' google sent me to the inaccurate and often ungodly wikipedea, which primarly defined humanism as work done by ''The Institute for Humanist Studies'' and a copy of their mission statement! I could read no further! From the camp to the Institute to the Lord only knows Atheistic, commie, demon o crats that are trying to subvert our children and the Morals we have worked so hard to give them!

        All True Christian™ readers out there need to question their GOP Senators and Congressmen and yes their local Fox Television Broadcasters and demand an investigation into the camps and that Godless institute to make sure not one penny of Federal funding is going into their coffers!
        It is the 4th of July today and Religious Freedom is guaranteed by our forefathers but nothing was said about any atheist ideals.
        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • Dirk
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 1425

          #5
          Re: Summer Camp – Atheist Hunting Season

          Free of religion yet they want to have things that are unique to religion such as caring for eachother (like we at LBC do)

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #6
            Re: Summer Camp – Atheist Hunting Season

            Brothers and sisters in Christ, please join with me in prayer.

            O God, thou art omnipotent and just. Please smite this disgusting atheist summer camp with all your might. Send a flash flood to drown those vile children while they sleep, or send some she-bears to rip apart their limbs like you did for Elisha in the Book of Kings, or send bolts of lightning down to start a horrible, overpowering forest fire that surrounds the camp and burns all those atheists alive. This camp is an affront and mockery of You. Please answer our prayers and let those atheist kids die truly grisly deaths. In Jesus' name, we pray. Amen.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: Summer Camp – Atheist Hunting Season

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              Brothers and sisters in Christ, please join with me in prayer.

              O God, thou art omnipotent and just. Please smite this disgusting atheist summer camp with all your might. Send a flash flood to drown those vile children while they sleep, or send some she-bears to rip apart their limbs like you did for Elisha in the Book of Kings, or send bolts of lightning down to start a horrible, overpowering forest fire that surrounds the camp and burns all those atheists alive. This camp is an affront and mockery of You. Please answer our prayers and let those atheist kids die truly grisly deaths. In Jesus' name, we pray. Amen.
              Amen!
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Summer Camp – Atheist Hunting Season

                This story makes me feel ill inside. Imagine atheists being left to look after innocent children unsupervised. Well, obviously these children aren't innocent, they're tainted with sin, but that's beside the point. Bearing in mind the complete lack of any morality that characterises the atheist filth, I'd imagine this camp probably makes Dachau look like Disneyland.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • devilmaycry
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 2

                  #9
                  Re: Summer Camp – Atheist Hunting Season

                  I think what I find really ironic is how so many American Christians portray summer camps in America as being "under attack" and on the "defensive." I think if it weren't for that single sentiment, we would see far more political moderates among the ranks of the religious.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22373

                    #10
                    Re: Summer Camp – Atheist Hunting Season

                    Originally posted by devilmaycry View Post
                    I think what I find really ironic is how so many American Christians portray summer camps in America as being "under attack" and on the "defensive." I think if it weren't for that single sentiment, we would see far more political moderates among the ranks of the religious.
                    I read this 5 times and I still can not figure out what you are trying to tell us. I presume you hate Jesus?
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Bible Student
                      Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                      With Jesus now.
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 2474

                      #11
                      Re: Summer Camp – Atheist Hunting Season

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      Originally Posted by devilmaycry
                      I think what I find really ironic is how so many American Christians portray summer camps in America as being "under attack" and on the "defensive." I think if it weren't for that single sentiment, we would see far more political moderates among the ranks of the religious.
                      I read this 5 times and I still can not figure out what you are trying to tell us. I presume you hate Jesus?
                      Lately I have been working on a computer program called Translate Gibberish to American. I might sell it to Google. It still has a few kinks in it. Gibberish ain't easy because it has no standard grammar nor vocabulary.

                      The closest the translation comes to standard American is as follows -- "Christians realize their way of life is under assault by atheists and homersexurals. This is especially true of fine, godly Christian camps. If Christians did not think their Jesus Camps were under fire (by heathens), then Christians themselves would convert to atheism and lieberalism.¨

                      Clearly devilmaycry is shooting up with wacky weed.
                      YiJC, BS

                      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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