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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
You mention there is evidence of a physical relationship. Could you be more specific?
You mention there is evidence of a physical relationship. Could you be more specific?
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
When a queer kills itself, that just speeds God's Holy Plan up a bit. Suicide isn't the sin that they need to worry about. Playing skinflute and hide the sausage is what really ticks Him off.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
What I hope and pray for is that this nubile young lady will allow myself and some of the other pastors here to lay hands on her*, curing her forever of lezbeanism, through Christ's power, Amen.
*pending review of her photos and video submission...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
Pastor Zeke, you are wrong on this one. We should never interfere with God's plans. God has a reason for everything. Perhaps he needs the gay people to live longer so a new disease can incubate.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
There are tree things you need to save her. A King James 1611 Bible, new clothes and an unmarried True Christian(tm) man. Give her the Bible and lock her in a room or a closet or something with no distractions. Remove all other books, televisions, radios, 8-Track players, cassette recorders, and anything else that would keep her from reading the Bible cover to cover. Put a chemical toilet in there, and slip food and water through on a regular basis. Don't let her out until she's read the entire True Word of God(tm).
While she's doing that, replace all her clothes (especially flannel, denim, trousers, and work boots) with modest but pretty and feminine dresses, blouses, skirts, and shoes. Once she's finished the Bible, she will have no choice but to dress like a real woman instead of a wannabe man.
Now, before she has a chance to reconnect with her lesbimen feminazi "friends" again, introduce her to the True Christian(tm) man. Having just read the entire Word of God and having been shown that she is a woman, her head should be clear enough that she will be smitten by this man, and she should be married and submitting to him by the end of the month.
This is a tried and true method, but it only works if you have the determination to follow through.Posted via Prayer
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
Indeed Sister M&M, this is superb advice! By the end of the month, her butch-lizzie hair should be starting to grow out. She will be a transformed vision of feminine loveliness by the time she's ready to get cleaned up and try on her new dresses. And of course there will be a better chance of success if the True Christian™ candidate just happens to be tall, dark & handsome!Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
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1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
I don't want her to end that way, and, for once on this forum, there is a reply that doesn't sound completely insane.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
I only want my girl to be happy, that is all, both in this life and the new life after. I am only scared that her relationship will cause her to be damned after she moves on.Comment
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
She's a pagan, you're a pagan, so it makes sense that you'd get on well with each other.Originally posted by Ashesofthesacredflame View Post
Friend, she was damned from the moment she entered an unnatural relationship with Mary.I only want my girl to be happy, that is all, both in this life and the new life after. I am only scared that her relationship will cause her to be damned after she moves on.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
She's already damned for being a heretical catholic, and so are you.Originally posted by Ashesofthesacredflame View Post
But there is good news, leave the whore of Babylon and embrace the true God that is Jesus Christ.
And you will be Saved!
Why don't you read the Bible (KJV), and you will see for yourself, that what your priest tells you is a lie, and isn't found in the Holy Bible.
And I'll have you know that homosexuals aren't happy, far from it.
Homosexuals are sick, and like any other sick person, they need help.
The power of Jesus cures them, and the fact that she could become a rugmunching harlot only goes to prove that she has always been far from Jesus indeed.
Because the saved cannot sin. (1 John 3:6)If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
Just as I thought. You're "uncomfortable" telling us your name is LEGION (Mark 5:9), but we have found you out, demon. We rebuke in Jesus precious name, Amen. Be GONE. And take your vile, rug munching daughter with you.Originally posted by Ashesofthesacredflame View Postsigpic
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
Friend,Originally posted by Ashesofthesacredflame View Post
You have a right to be afraid and you are her parent. So why aren't do doing what Jesus wants an intervening with your 'daughter? Your’ daughter is not going to be happy when she finds out she is a hell bound, clam digging harlot but it is your’ duty to do this. This is one of those Tough Love® moments friend and Christ is watching. You can be sure He wasn’t happy when He had to drown the world with The Flood. Just think of that when confronting your’ tramp daughter.
Make it clear to your' daughter her choices; Jesus and a proper Christian husband or being a whore in a lezbo brothel in SF. Ask her if wants to spend the rest of life on platform thigh boots asking older women if they want a date.
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
Kill her if she doesn't stop to save your soul.Comment
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
Boy, you seem to have a streak of mindless violence and rage in you. You aren't a goth-tard by some chance, are you?Originally posted by Doobs View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
Well, they give answers that are 100% bible-based, rather than answers which come from logic. That in itself says plenty.Originally posted by Ashesofthesacredflame View Post
Well, as a Pagan I don't believe in hell, and so nothing I believe supports the idea of her being made to suffer just because of who she chooses to love.I only want my girl to be happy, that is all, both in this life and the new life after. I am only scared that her relationship will cause her to be damned after she moves on.
It's a pretty harsh belief you have there, thinking that just because she wants to be with who she loves, it would mean eternal torment. No loving god would/should condemn a person to eternity just for that. It's something to think about, you know?sigpic
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
Originally posted by Ashesofthesacredflame View PostI agree i would rather have eternal torment then be with a god that condemns her for love, accept her as she is and you can both be happy, i am sure your god would understand that.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostScience = TRUTH
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Re: Mother of a Lesbian Seeking Advice
The bible is very clear that homosexuals are an abomination unto the Lord. Unfortunately, unless she turns, she's headed down to old Papa La Bas.sigpicComment
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