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  • Fascinated
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    • Jan 2011
    • 18

    #151
    Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    Yeah. You would agree with him. You Vikings all just stick together for the buttsex though. Right?
    I really enjoy how when someone makes a valid point, your ingenious reply is to resort to calling them gay. How severe is your lack of intellect?

    P.S. You can't really call the 'Vikings' gay, seeing as they invaded Christian England, pillaged the churches and raped the WOmen. Their Gods were also a lot more badass.

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    • Violinist4Life
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2011
      • 3

      #152
      Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

      This is disgusting.

      You guys praise yourself as christians yet you encourage your kids to be violent with other children just because god created them differently.

      So you're saying that god didn't want the kids to be homosexual but it was just an accident? What happened to omnipotence?

      I find this appalling how you harm your fellow humans just because god created them differently.

      You should be disgusted that you taught your child to do that. Things like this is why we are still in wars and not progressing as a whole human race.

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      • Lost Sheep McUinnean
        Linguistics and Translation Consultant
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2193

        #153
        Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

        Originally posted by Fascinated View Post
        I really enjoy how when someone makes a valid point, your ingenious reply is to resort to calling them gay. How severe is your lack of intellect?

        P.S. You can't really call the 'Vikings' gay, seeing as they invaded Christian England, pillaged the churches and raped the WOmen. Their Gods were also a lot more badass.
        See what you did there? Yep, raving homers the lot of them.
        Raping a few women by mistake doesn't make them straight.

        Easy to see why anyway. I mean, have you SEEN Norwegian women? Not surprised they couldn't tell the difference. Or didn't care.

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        • Fascinated
          Unsaved trash
          • Jan 2011
          • 18

          #154
          Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

          Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
          See what you did there? Yep, raving homers the lot of them.
          Raping a few women by mistake doesn't make them straight.

          Easy to see why anyway. I mean, have you SEEN Norwegian women? Not surprised they couldn't tell the difference. Or didn't care.
          See, what you've done there is prove my point completely. When in doubt, resort to calling anyone who opposes your beliefs gay. Your intelligence surpasses even that of Einstein and Newton. Fool.

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          • WinnerNotSinner
            Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 951

            #155
            Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

            Originally posted by Violinist4Life View Post
            This is disgusting.

            You guys praise yourself as christians yet you encourage your kids to be violent with other children just because god created them differently.
            We ARE Christians. We follow the Bible to the letter. The reason you are getting confused is because you are not used to people so in touch with the Bible, so in touch with GOD and so in touch with children. I would wager that everyone you know who you see as a proper "Christian" actually only follows a few verses, and simply ignores the rest: and they will burn in Hell for it.

            Originally posted by Violinist4Life View Post
            So you're saying that god didn't want the kids to be homosexual but it was just an accident? What happened to omnipotence?
            He doesn't, He has given us free will however. The kids are deliberately disobeying Him, and deserve everything they get. (Leviticus 20:13)

            Originally posted by Violinist4Life View Post
            I find this appalling how you harm your fellow humans just because god created them differently.
            You should be disgusted that you taught your child to do that. Things like this is why we are still in wars and not progressing as a whole human race.
            Look, your issue is with GOD, not with us. When you die and get sent straight to hell for being an unrepentant sinner, ask one of the young African children who GOD brought into this world with HIV to explain to you why it is your own fault you are in hell. If you, or that troublemaking skinny negro from Ethiopia picked up a Bible every day then maybe GOD wouldn't curse you in life, and send you to burn.

            Progressing as a human race? HA , if it were up to you, nobody would get Saved©. More people melting in the lake of fire is hardly progress, is it?
            6
            A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
            "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

            Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
            If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

            GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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            • God's Flaming Sword
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2011
              • 233

              #156
              Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

              Originally posted by Fascinated View Post
              See, what you've done there is prove my point completely. When in doubt, resort to calling anyone who opposes your beliefs gay. Your intelligence surpasses even that of Einstein and Newton. Fool.
              Why do you keep bringing up butt-sex? This is a Godly True Christian forum...if your looking to hook up with guys please go elsewhere.

              ...and don't try and badmouth the other members......we know that you are heathen scum but try and play nice and we might pray for your salvation.

              God wrote this for sinners like you - "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:23. Stop hating God and learn to love him.
              If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
              “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
              "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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              • WinnerNotSinner
                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 951

                #157
                Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                Originally posted by God's Flaming Sword View Post
                Romans 6:23. Stop hating God and learn to love him.
                AMEN, Brother

                I think atheists have become so accustomed to homersexurality in their day to day lives they can't go 2 minutes without thinking about the rectum of another man! Billy Bob Jenkins has some really fiery sermons on this particular subject.
                6
                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                  Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2193

                  #158
                  Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                  Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                  AMEN, Brother

                  I think atheists have become so accustomed to homersexurality in their day to day lives they can't go 2 minutes without thinking about the rectum of another man!
                  True Brother. Buttsex is always colon the shots with these turd-burglars.

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                  • LordWinker
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 4

                    #159
                    Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                    Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                    We ARE Christians. We follow the Bible to the letter. The reason you are getting confused is because you are not used to people so in touch with the Bible, so in touch with GOD and so in touch with children. I would wager that everyone you know who you see as a proper "Christian" actually only follows a few verses, and simply ignores the rest: and they will burn in Hell for it.
                    Brainwashed is more like it and it is apparent that you are extremely selective with the verse quotations.

                    Question: exactly how did your sired son determine that the boy was a queer?

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                    • WinnerNotSinner
                      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 951

                      #160
                      Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                      Oh great, with a name like that, I'm sure this guy knows what he's talking about...

                      Originally posted by LordWanker View Post
                      Brainwashed is more like it and it is apparent that you are extremely selective with the verse quotations.
                      We follow EVERY verse, how is that selective? Are you a Christian?

                      Originally posted by LordWanker View Post
                      Question: exactly how did your sired son determine that the boy was a queer?
                      Because I told him so, that's why this topic is under parenting.
                      6
                      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                      • God's Flaming Sword
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 233

                        #161
                        Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                        Originally posted by LordWanker View Post
                        Brainwashed is more like it and it is apparent that you are extremely selective with the verse quotations.

                        Question: exactly how did your sired son determine that the boy was a queer?
                        Disgusting - an onanist who seems so proud of the fact that he uses it in his forum name....what is the world coming to?
                        If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
                        “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
                        "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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                        • FalseChristian
                          Unsaved trash, Rabid Godmocker
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 39

                          #162
                          Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                          Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                          Hey everyone, I can hardly contain my excitement considering what just happened today! My son, Aaron, who's just turned 6 years old has already punched his first homer! It was a complete bloodbath, Aaron had to punch him 11 times before the little rat got the message. Aaron's tiny hands are covered in bruises and cuts but as always... you should have seen the OTHER GUY! Praise GOD that he is big and strong for his age! The little homer kid, also 6, minced into my chosen CHRISTIAN private school sporting a yellow bag on his first day back from half term - yellow! probably a homer, I had to alert my brave little warrior. Just before I bid my little hero farewell for the day, I pulled him close to me and whispered in his ear "Aaron son, you see him, over there? He is an abomination like in Leviticus 18:22. Stay far away from him, but if he approaches you, then punch him for hating Jesus" "Okay father, I love you, bye" he replied with a smile.



                          Let me tell you my eyes were filled with the tears of joy for Jesus when I picked him up from school and heard about what had happened - little Aaron attacked without mercy, Shout GLORY! The suspension Aaron received was a small price to pay (apparently whilst being pounded to the ground homerboy hit his head on the corner of a table and cracked it open, little sissy ). A teacher came in and under the schools rules and regulations was forced by law to punish my God fearing little soldier, ridiculous but there you go - that's what happens when liberal obama gets into the whitehouse.

                          So he's punched his first queer, but certainly not his last! Praise!
                          I thought the way I handled this and the way I talked my son into fighting for GOD really worked a treat, and would be an example to others who don't have the time to homeschool the children.
                          Dear WinnerNotSinner,

                          After reading this, I went to the bathroom and threw up.

                          I'm still sick.

                          I'm going to try to put this lightly...

                          HE IS SIX YEARS OLD
                          YELLOW IS A COLOR

                          I thought pink was a cool color when I was six. I still do, but I can assure you that I am not gay. Until this moment, I thought it was IMPOSSIBLE for an adult to think that colors can determine sexuality, especially at six years old. Even if he IS gay, he probably doesn't even know that he is.

                          I am just so incredibly dumbfounded. Did you know that bananas are yellow? BUT THEY LOOK LIKE PENISES OMG SO SORRY!!! But what about lemons? They're yellow. I like lemons.

                          After finishing your message and viewing your many colerful smileys, one of which is what I presume to be a gay Wal-Mart logo with arms prancing in a field of invisible flowers, I thought about choking myself until I hallucinated that you didn't take the time to inform the world about your 6 year old son's first act of domestic violence. Fortunately for me, I threw up so I didn't have time to hit my head repeatedly against the wall. I can't believe that you would call a six year old with a yellow handbag a "homer." I believe you mean "homo," "homosexual," "fag," or "gaywad," not an amazing author of The Illiad and The Odyssey.

                          Once again, this kid is six years old. Having a yellow bag constitutes sexuality the same way owning a pair of sissors makes you a barber: IT DOESN'T!

                          And I really don't mean to break it to you, but punching another person was against the law long before Obama was in office. If I'm correct, domestic crimes are now accepted as crimes by both sides of the House.

                          Don't raise your kid like this. Raise him to love Jesus and God, but don't teach him to hate everything that isn't white and male. Don't teach him to be ignorant. He is only 6, and he is already homophobic.

                          Here is a fact: You cannot "catch" gay. Gays are not the devil. AIDS is not a gay person's disease, and you cannot catch it from a bathroom.

                          AND ONE MORE TIME...
                          Yellow does not make a person gay.
                          I could carry on but this is so stupid. I have no idea why I'm doing this anymore. I should wrap it up. I don't want to make this a page long, even though it really deserves it.


                          I have to congratulate you for something: you have made me lose hope in humanity. Even though your group carry no influence in congress or any lawmaking, you have made me think that there is no point in even caring anymore. That's why I'm writing this message. I don't care that I just wasted 20 to 30 minutes of my life arguing a point that will get me banned or restricted beyond belief and will not impact the opinions of this group or you.



                          Congratulations. You are the first person to make me throw up.
                          2 Chronicles 15:13
                          Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #163
                            Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                            God hates queers and those who support them. Case Closed!



                            Originally posted by StrangeChristian View Post

                            Congratulations. You are the first person to make me throw up.
                            Don't worry, satan will do worse to you down in hell, false Christian.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • FalseChristian
                              Unsaved trash, Rabid Godmocker
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 39

                              #164
                              Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              God hates queers and those who support them. Case Closed!
                              I'm sorry, but you're going to have to do A LOT better than citing the Westborough Baptist Church to convince me to repent for doing nothing but posting a message on the internet.

                              To be honest, Fred Phelps hates queers and those who support them, case closed. I don't think I need to quote the bible here. I think the Constitution should do fine. You'll agree with this if you all are TRUE AMERICANS like you all claim you are.

                              "We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness."

                              Pursuit of Happiness is very broad, and part of it means marriage, if that makes a person happy. All men are created equal and all should be able to pursue happiness.

                              Don't just say, "Oh, that's not what they meant!" It carries absolutely no debatable value.

                              If you are all True Americans, you should agree with this.

                              Should a 6 year old really be raised to beat kids that aren't like him? Should he be raised to be hating and bitter? Should he be afraid of kids that don't agree with his ways? Or should he be loving, caring, understanding, and forgiving?
                              2 Chronicles 15:13
                              Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #165
                                Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                                Okay, let's look at the Holy Bible for the ultimate word.

                                What the Bible says about Homosexuality

                                Lev.18:22
                                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                                Lev.20:13
                                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                                Rom.1:26-27
                                For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                                What the Bible says about Children


                                If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21

                                He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15

                                He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

                                Children who mock their parents will have their eyes plucked out by ravens and eaten by eagles.

                                The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17

                                And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. -- Genesis 22:2,10

                                The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon.... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead. -- Exodus 12:29-30

                                And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. -- 2 Kings 2:23-24

                                And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. -- Leviticus 26:29

                                And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. -- Deuteronomy 28:53

                                And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend. -- Jeremiah 19:9

                                Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. -- Psalm 137:9
                                Read the Bible before picking a fight with us, godmocker.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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