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  • The Chimp
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2011
    • 69

    #196
    Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

    Originally posted by Nosight View Post
    I'm a dude not a female.
    You say it like it is man! They mess with visitors here all the time. They say God tells them to do it. I never trust people who have voices in their heads.
    Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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    • WinnerNotSinner
      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951

      #197
      Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

      Originally posted by Nosight View Post
      I'm a dude not a female. Where does it say that it is just if it is lawful in God's eyes?
      Well it's obvious, GOD damns sinners and encourages us to do the same . They're better wiped off the face of the earth, Praise!!

      Originally posted by Nosight View Post
      Technically, you should be killed then because your a sinner just like them too.
      How did you work that one out? I'm a pure Christian who obeys every rule and requirement, to the letter, in the LORD's guide on how to live your life.

      GOD looks down on me and smiles. While you are trying to climb out of the pits of fire, I'll be sitting on a cloud playing tic tac toe with Jesus
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Xenon Freek
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2011
        • 4

        #198
        Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

        You're happy that your son nearly killed another boy who has potential to grow and have a happy family and life?

        I'm sorry, but I don't see why you're so proud that your son hurt somebody else.

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        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
          Pastor of Praise and Worship
          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2009
          • 3890

          #199
          Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

          Originally posted by Xenon Freek View Post
          You're happy that your son nearly killed another boy who has potential to grow and have a happy family and life?

          I'm sorry, but I don't see why you're so proud that your son hurt somebody else.
          Why not? Jesus whipped people for selling things in the temple. Paul says that homosexuals are worthy of death.

          Why shouldn't he be proud of his son for being a good Christian?
          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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          • scegbrt
            Unsaved trash
            • Mar 2011
            • 19

            #200
            Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

            You are a disgusting sub-human father and I feel sad that your son will turn out like you and not get a chance to be his own person.

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            • WinnerNotSinner
              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 951

              #201
              Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

              Originally posted by scegbrt View Post
              You are a disgusting sub-human father and I feel sad that your son will turn out like you and not get a chance to be his own person.
              I only teach my son what the Bible says for him to do. GOD hates queers = I hate queers = My son hates queers. If following every word of the Bible so if being a good Christian is disgusting then I guess I'm disgusting.

              I'm helping my son by giving him a good start in life so he can get a spot in Heaven, that's somewhere you're not going to be any time soon.
              6
              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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              • Born Again Bob
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2318

                #202
                Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                Dear Friend,

                If your son knocked out a tooth, make sure your son puts it under his pillow. At night, the Kweer Tooth Fairy will come, tip-toeing in on bedazzled ballet shoes, Your son can punch that one too, right in his pillowy blow- job lips!

                Twofer Christ,
                BAB
                Posted via Mobile Device

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #203
                  Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                  Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                  Dear Friend,

                  If your son knocked out a tooth, make sure your son puts it under his pillow. At night, the Kweer Tooth Fairy will come, tip-toeing in on bedazzled ballet shoes, Your son can punch that one too, right in his pillowy blow- job lips!

                  Twofer Christ,
                  BAB
                  Posted via Mobile Device
                  Shout GLORY!!!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Pastor Ed Lowman
                    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                    Always kind and loving
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 1838

                    #204
                    Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                    Way to go, WNS! Jesus smiles upon your Godly home.

                    Now the next step is tossing balloons filled with urine at marching gay pride paraders.

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                    • Isaac Fisher
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 270

                      #205
                      Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                      Way to go, WNS! Jesus smiles upon your Godly home.

                      Now the next step is tossing balloons filled with urine at marching gay pride paraders.

                      That made me smile. I'll have to give that a go.

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                      • Benedict A. Davis
                        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 3900

                        #206
                        Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                        Way to go, WNS! Jesus smiles upon your Godly home.

                        Now the next step is tossing balloons filled with urine at marching gay pride paraders.
                        Pastor Ed, have you ever noticed any gaybo marchers seeming to enjoy you smiting them with the urine bomb balloons? Seems to me they might think they were getting one of those golden showers that I heard about?
                        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                        • WinnerNotSinner
                          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 951

                          #207
                          Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                          Way to go, WNS! Jesus smiles upon your Godly home.
                          Thanks . It's too bad Aaron died, I have fond memories of him, this is a day I'll never forget.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                          Now the next step is tossing balloons filled with urine at marching gay pride paraders.
                          Haha, that will show those homers! We don't get many fairies in Freehold since the Gay, Bisexual and Lesbian Parade of 07. You could say we did a similar thing then, except the balloons filled with urine were rocks filled with rock.
                          6
                          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #208
                            Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                            Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                            Haha, that will show those homers! We don't get many fairies in Freehold since the Gay, Bisexual and Lesbian Parade of 07. You could say we did a similar thing then, except the balloons filled with urine were rocks filled with rock.
                            I've still got a couple of them locked up in my basement. More practice for the bear.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Dr. March
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 1

                              #209
                              Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                              Do you think Jesus would be proud of your violent son?
                              God only hopes that one day, haters will turn to thinkers.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #210
                                Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                                Originally posted by Dr. March View Post
                                Do you think Jesus would be proud of your violent son?
                                God only hopes that one day, haters will turn to thinkers.
                                Yes, God will be very proud! He tells us in the Holy Bible that queers are revolting degenerates and worthy of death.

                                Lev.20:13
                                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


                                Do you think we should ignore God?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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