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  • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

    Is this how you backwards Americans really think? You genuinely believe you have a 'God' given right to execute what is essentially terrorism? You refuse the hard evidence of science to the point where you believe the earth is flat, yet you think you know enough to decide that homosexuals choose to be gay? I presumed this website was a joke as it appeared you live in a society where Hitler-esque 'values' is what you believe to be true, but now i just pity you.

    If i was gay i think jesus would be a prime candidate for the target of my affection. He's got a great body (as we can see when he was on the cross) and he's coming back soon (). When he returns () i will use my devilishly good looks and the inexhaustible amount of charm i posses to get him into bed. By the look of him, i can tell he will be a generous and tender lover and i am very excited to lay on my bed in a seductive position, dressed as a Roman while he floats over, arms spread wide as if he were on the cross, look me in the eyes lovingly, and whip me for my sins. I will then jab him repeatedly with my spear (no pun intended) while he quotes Charles Darwin to me between moans of pure ecstasy.

    At first glance, i thought the part where you told your son to attack an innocent boy was the most disgusting part of your post until i thought more deeply. To me it seems you got a great rush out of this, i too enjoy watching young children wrestle. It has a certain...je ne sais quoi to it. I wouldn't say it gets me aroused, but certainly gets me in the mood to visit my local priest and let him show me a great time

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    • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

      Haha, I don't expect to be on here much longer so I'll make this brief, I'm not mocking god any more than I'm mocking Santa they're both not real, the bible is not PROOF! I'm mocking you, you illiterate hillbilly wierdos. I really don't care what you think of me and no I won't give out my address to a load of pyschos in America! I think that's quite wise. It is however really sad that you people are allowed to have children, I feel deeply sad for them as they don't have much of a chance at life living as they do under the spectre of religious extremism.

      Goodbye and good luck with your fairytales,
      Ps try to let your kids make up their own minds

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      • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

        To 'fascinated',
        Don't bother with Jesus, he's a crap shag with a tiny cock, also he's damaged goods dude, his dad used to abuse him, plus he's into really wierd stuff and only gets hard if animals are involved.

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        • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

          Thanks Digijon, you sound alot wiser than this 'god' character. I have been told i can be quite 'anamalistic' in bed though, so maybe this will be good enough for jesus? Ive really got my heart set on him being my first homosexual conquest and have been for some time now. You wouldn't believe how much roman armour costs.

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          • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

            Oh, cute, a couple of pre-teens playing "Shock the Christians".

            Do your parents know you're playing on the internet unsupervised?
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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            • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

              Originally posted by Digijon View Post
              To 'fascinated',
              Don't bother with Jesus, he's a crap shag with a tiny cock, also he's damaged goods dude, his dad used to abuse him, plus he's into really wierd stuff and only gets hard if animals are involved.
              Originally posted by Fascinated View Post
              Thanks Digijon, you sound alot wiser than this 'god' character. I have been told i can be quite 'anamalistic' in bed though, so maybe this will be good enough for jesus? Ive really got my heart set on him being my first homosexual conquest and have been for some time now. You wouldn't believe how much roman armour costs.
              This is not a Homersexural pick up joint. If that's what you are looking for go find a gymnasium!

              Jesus is not a Homer!

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              • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                I wasn't playing 'shock the christian'. I was genuinely disgusted and bewildered at your attitude to homosexuals. I'm sure that if there is a god, he's a nice guy. But what you have done is made him sound like a dictator, using him as an excuse to take out your hatred on what you find wrong in this world.

                (The jokey part of my post was for my own amusement)

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                • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  This is not a Homersexural pick up joint. If that's what you are looking for go find a gymnasium!

                  Jesus is not a Homer!
                  I love the way that because we share the same opinion you instantly assume that. I would also like to point out your gross misspelling of the word Homosexual which proves my theory of you all being backwards mormons. Your juvenile ideas and complete disregard of modern society amuses me. Please tell me more.

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                  • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                    Originally posted by Fascinated View Post
                    I wasn't playing 'shock the christian'. I was genuinely disgusted and bewildered at your attitude to homosexuals. I'm sure that if there is a god, he's a nice guy. But what you have done is made him sound like a dictator, using him as an excuse to take out your hatred on what you find wrong in this world.

                    (The jokey part of my post was for my own amusement)
                    Look friend, we don't "make" God sound like anything. EVERYTHING we post is completely in line with what the Bible teaches.

                    "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
                    Leviticus 18:22

                    "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13

                    Face it friend; we only hate sodomy as much as God does. No more, no less.
                    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                    An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                    Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                    My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                    Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                    An Open Question to All false christians.

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                    • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                      Originally posted by Fascinated View Post
                      I wasn't playing 'shock the christian'. I was genuinely disgusted and bewildered at your attitude to homosexuals. I'm sure that if there is a god, he's a nice guy. But what you have done is made him sound like a dictator, using him as an excuse to take out your hatred on what you find wrong in this world.
                      You're sure, are you? God is all fluffy bunnies, kittens and rainbows toward queers, right?

                      1 Corinthians 6:9-10 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

                      Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                      Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                      And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


                      Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

                      1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father.
                      And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

                      1 Kings 22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
                      And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.


                      2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

                      Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

                      Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

                      1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

                      Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                        Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post

                        Face it friend; we only hate sodomy as much as God does. No more, no less.
                        Amen, sister. I will never understand why people believe we are hateful ourselves. I personally have nothing against sodomites. I think some of them are good and nice people. I have to purposely remind myself what God says about them, so I don't lose sight of the fact that God is very anti-gay.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                          I never said he was, But God himself didn't write the book. What was stopping the actual authors from adding in their own views?

                          Homosexuality was around THOUSANDS of years before this book was around and informed us it was wrong, the same way there were other gods. It's only a matter of time before a new religion is made up and that will be the main focus of the world.

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                          • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                            Originally posted by Fascinated View Post
                            I never said he was, But God himself didn't write the book. What was stopping the actual authors from adding in their own views?
                            Are you seriously going to maintain that God Almighty, creator of the universe and all contained within it, would sit back and allow His Holy Word to be twisted and changed?? Really?

                            God dictated the KJV1611 Bible to King James. Read THIS for proof positive.



                            Originally posted by Fascinated View Post
                            Homosexuality was around THOUSANDS of years before this book was around and informed us it was wrong, the same way there were other gods. It's only a matter of time before a new religion is made up and that will be the main focus of the world.
                            There is no end to the false gods and absurd religions sent out into the world by satan in order to defeat God. We don't fall for them.

                            And God does in fact hate queers. Also those who defend them.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                              Ok, so this 'almighty creator of the universe' was easily able to stop these people changing his word, ok.

                              So if he hates queers and those who defend them, why has he not done something to prevent all I've previously written? Why hasn't he got rid of the queers he hates so much? The only reason I can think of is that if he is real, he doesn't hate them as much as you claim he does. Or that he is in fact not real.

                              This is why the logical, forward thinking world believe Charles Darwin's theory rather than an unproved story that just sounds like nonsense.

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                              • Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

                                Originally posted by Fascinated View Post
                                Ok, so this 'almighty creator of the universe' was easily able to stop these people changing his word, ok.
                                You got it!

                                So if he hates queers and those who defend them, why has he not done something to prevent all I've previously written? Why hasn't he got rid of the queers he hates so much? The only reason I can think of is that if he is real, he doesn't hate them as much as you claim he does. Or that he is in fact not real.
                                You leave out another option, sir; God's reasoning is unfathomable to you, as the enormity of the LORD GOD's plan is unknowable to you, me, or anyone else.

                                As an amoeba is unable to comprehend you as a totality, you being unbelievably intelligent and massive in comparison, so are you unable to know the ALMIGHTY GOD. You should fear Him; if you're not afraid now, you will be later.

                                He doesn't care about your reasoning or what you think is fair, just like you don't care about the amoebas all around you. You are as nothing to Him; only by following the King James Bible do you become worthy of anything but hatred and contempt. Not from Landover Baptist, but from GOD.

                                This is why the logical, forward thinking world believe Charles Darwin's theory rather than an unproved story that just sounds like nonsense.
                                "Logical" and "forward thinking" arguments won't get you out of Hell; and you know Hell is real. You can feel it in your bones, and you know you deserve it too. Look at you, take a "critical thinking" hard look at yourself. Would you let you into Heaven?

                                Please remember that I am unbelievably ignorant and unworthy of GOD, as are you; only trust and believe the words of a True Christian member or Pastor. They are your only hope.

                                I thank you for your time.
                                The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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